Monday, May 08, 2006
Cepat di Masak, Sedap di Makan
King’s wife, with her hiao-hiao tone (I can feel her vibes and radiation from the IM messages, believe me) jumped at the idea like an excited school girl who got her first
In spite of the 1 minute time zone difference between JB and KL we could coordinate and synchronized our cooking with much precision and perfection. Thanks to wi-fi and Skype, we brought our laptops to the kitchen and talk to each other…
I decided on my favorite Kimchi Ramyun noodles.
Noodle: 120 gm
Made from wheat flour, palm oil, starch, salt, and potassium carbonate.
Accompanied by: Powder soup
Ingredients: salt, monosodium glutamate, spices, kimchi powder, sugar, soya sauce powder.
Dehydrated vegetable: kimchi flakes & dried chives
Cooking Directions:
Pour 550 ml water into pot and boil
Put noodle, powder soup and vegetable together into boiling water
Simmer for additional 4-5 minutes
Add egg. As with all Korean food add dog meat if desired.
King’s wife: “So how is it? Is it still hard??”
Cocka: “Oooh! You bet it is. I’ve just put it in……give it a few minutes”
Seng Chai: “Mine soft already! Mine soft already!”
**Squeals and Laughter**
Cocka: “Aiyah! Seng Chai, what kind of noodles did you use? So fast get soft geh?”
Seng Chai: Maggi mee lor....2 minutes kau tim“
King’s wife: “I’m just stirring mine in a slow circular motion….I like it this way….ooooo so erotic…..
Adding in the condiments now…..”
**The hiao-hiao voice coupled with my imagination that she is wearing nothing else but an apron generated so much heat in my kitchen. My specs were fogged up, I was perspiring buckets**
10 minutes later….Voila! Ready to serve….and look truly delicious!
Results:
Mine turned out orgasmic! King’s wife’s turned out heavenly……
But Seng Chai’s……..
Seng Chai: “Uncle Cocka, how come my maggi mee taste like rubbish geh?”
Cocka: “Huh? Your maggi mee got expired or not?”
Seng Chai: “No…I just checked”
Cocka: “What water did you use?”
Seng Chai:” Tap water la…”
Cocka: “Haiyah! KL tap water kena contamination from landfills already! You didn’t read the papers meh? Take a tip from King’s wife. She used Evian….imported water from the French Alps”
**This morning**
Out of curiosity, I asked King’s Wife what was she wearing last night with all that cooking going on.
King’s wife: “Ermm….I was wearing a big pair of pasar malam shorts, T-shirt, curlers in my hair and my thick ‘Lam Ah Chan’ spectacles”
Tiu……how anti climax!
Wuching.....I wasn't my normal self last nite. Must be my wild imaginations. LOL
Kings Wife... Yes, I got all that conversation taped. Want be a good idea to start a podcast later. LOL
Seng chai... your diamond, amway and cosway all choked up with Klang river rubbish already.
yl....huh? solly hor...but can you translate that 3 chinese characters ah?
No wonder on that night like kena ants bite.. want to go back quickly ler.. got sing-cock-nice cooking to do..
seng kor's not yummy cos he never use stopwatch mah. must be exactly 2mins, one extra second sudah rosak.
damn! just finish lunch still get hungry after seeing your pic.
sorry so cheung hei, cooking & food is my fav. next time call me, ok? seblow2001@yahoo.co.uk
Only skype ah??? No webcam mehhhh???
Mslenglui....Got! except for seng chai. His was in a flaccid state much earlier. As for me, the anti climax came the morning after. LOL
Linpeh...with you I would, but you 'll have to provide me with free piao meis first. We would also have webcams, yeah!
seefei....yeah, the noodles take a little longer to cook compared to maggi. Soaking in cold water? "kor lang hor"? Good suggestion. I will definitely try that. Me too lazy to prepare veg.
Jomel...Experience comes with age. He'll get there when his turn comes. I enjoy both your comment 'fights' at linpeh's competition.
SMS....next time invite me over for a pyjamas party lah.. I can ermm...prepare 'sandwiches' for you 3 ladies?
9393....i think you bin tai wan.
simmmie....yeah, only skype good enough liao. If got webcam, I could have loose my appetite after seeing auntie in her curlers, pyjamas, mudpack etc. LOL
Simmie....Skype conference?? Sounds good to me. We'll do it at Malaysian daylight time which is your sleeping time. Hahahaha!
MS....Actually that's about all I can cook, but if you come over to JB with See Fei I can show you guys some good makan place.
Anon....what is BM 101? Belakang Mati ah? LOL
Ah Pek....one of these days we will Skype each other and do a synchronized orkau drinking evening....and ngar pou 3 6.
Flyboy....ya lor, like someone pour cold water on me the next morning. LOL
Kiki....I refrain from commenting on ur blog liao. Finas ppl still censoring my comments.
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