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Attention all you pussies lovers out there. If you love them, why not adopt them?



These strays or abandoned pussies are now being sheltered by a team of volunteers and if you wish to help out in any way, please get in touch with Robin.




Meoww…….mmeeeeeooooowwwwww..............





Aren't they cute?? Puuurrrrr……………. Aww….ain’t she adorable??


What are you waiting for? Contact Robin here. More details and related post here....

Ini orang tua, Ah Pek dari P.D.
Pantat gatal pegi cipta satu meme
Dulu kalau gua tag dia satu kali
Dia mesti fark gua kanan-kiri

Tapi oleh sebab meme ini
Ada mengenai Merdeka mya hali
Gua pun layan dia chance kasi
harap dia fix me with a sexy tangkachi

Gua mya tag meme puisi
Is mengenai anthem Negalaku kami
To dispel surrounding controversies
And emphatize those who meddle with its originality

Satu pakcik dari Singapura once asked me
Do you know your national anthem mana mali?
Siapa itu composer popular dan di minati?
Gua pun goyang kepala, diam diam diri

Hari itu dia pegi concert performed by MPO
Main Negalaku dengan sikit upbeat tempo
Tapi pihak kuatkuasa bagi warning itu show
Kalau continue, pantat mereka kena sumbat oboe!

Wahai hypocrites/authorities yang kurang berbakat & berseni
Mengapa ‘stifle’ kan dia orang mya creativity?
Tahu kah kamu the origin of our anthem ini?
Kalau tak tahu , please look up sini, sini dan sini

Rupa-rupa anthem kami pun copied dari satu lagu oldies
‘Terang Bulan’ yang manyak orang gemari
But some say it was also plagiarized dari Hawaii
The song Mamula Moon playing at my blog kini

Kalau sebuah country is governed by overzealous authorities
Bagaimana nak lure back talented cobblers macam Choo, Jimmy?
Sudah brain drain siapa mau balik negeri kami?
Boleh kah then kita realized Vision 2020?

2 scores and 4, my old man scored!













I'll drink to that, dad! Cheers.

Asphyxia is a condition of severely deficient supply of oxygen to the body that arises from being unable to breathe normally. Asphyxia causes generalized hypoxia, which primarily affects the tissues and organs most sensitive to hypoxia first, such as the brain, hence resulting in cerebral hypoxia. Asphyxia is usually characterized by air starvation but this is not always the case; the urge to breathe is triggered by rising carbon dioxide levels in the blood rather than diminishing oxygen levels. Sometimes there is not enough carbon dioxide to cause air hunger, and victims become hypoxic without knowing it. In any case, the absence of effective remedial action will very rapidly lead to unconsciousness, brain damage and death.The constriction of the arteries and/or veins in the neck, such as in certain types of strangulations, do not cause asphyxia but rather direct cerebral hypoxia. Asphyxiation or suffocation refer to the process of asphyxia, where the body becomes increasingly hypoxic.

Smothering refers to the obstruction of the flow of air from the environment into the mouth and/or nostrils, for instance by covering the mouth and nose with a hand or a plastic bag or in the case of Linpeh...with a humongous boob!



Happy Birthday Linpeh!
Enjoy your birthday present,...and be sure you don't suffocate! LOL

Friday 4th, August.

More partying was in stored after meeting up with LB, Lil’ Joy and Ang Chai at Kiara’s Checker’s Pub. Ah May returning from Kiasuland made it to celebrate her friend’s Ikan’s birthday bash. We were briefly introduced to lenglui Velverse and I could see that both LB’s and my shirt were soaked with our drool! My hand trembled violently as though a seizure attack and caused the beer to spill on Jomel’s jeans. How embarrassing! I have half a mind of lapping it up from her jeans but she protested. Maybe she hasn’t gotten wet there for a while now….hahaha!!!

Much later we decided to check out the scene at Finnegan’s. Yes, lovely Irish setting and beer served in pint glasses. The music was much softer and we could hear ourselves speak.

Mamak for supper at 1.30 am and a quick cuppa coffee at Genting at 4.00 am.
Related post here, here, and here .
The girls were freezing their butts off while LB and I put up a front braving the cold.

Oh yes…. The pimp who approached me must have been really desperate touting his wares at this temperature!

Pimp: “Sinsang…..Nei oi lui moe?” (Sir , you want women?)
Cocka: “Tiu…ngor toong tow kor tiu lan toe mmm chee chau hoi peen doe chor, teem yiong choe??” (I freeze until the kkc also dunno go where ledi. How to do it??)

6.00 am…..arrive Ah May’s house to drop her off. Greeted her mum at the gate in a bright and cheery manner; “Choe sun aunty!”….. and endured sub-zero icicle glacier stare from her like as if she was asking; “Ley liong tiew mah latt lou tai ngor khey lui hoi peen toe?”

Saturday 5th August porgy….well, you all know by now from these blogs here, here, here.
Ah May gave Ah Tak and I a luminous toy pig each. Thank you so much, sweetie…*Muaks*
But Ah Tak lost his female pig in my car. So I sent my male piggy to look for her …and this is what I saw when no one was around! *gasp*
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Luminous porky orgy


Then i used my camera flash and this is what I saw!!!!



Ah Tak, since my hog mated with your swine, are we related to each other in any way?
Muahahahaha!!!!


Sunday 6th lunch at the Hakka restaurant.
Met lenglui blogging kakis Carcar, Winn liuliu, Dr. Chen and lengjai Zeroimpact with May, LB and Angel. Plenty of camwhoring activities in the restaurant. .Pictures taken from all angles…see inset pic of lenglui Winn liuliu standing on a chair…



She was heard saying; “take from this angle very nice wan….”

Carcar and Winnliuliu (the chatty ones) are full of comical expressions when it comes to camwhoring. I busied myself looking at fascinating pictures of body parts from Dr. Chen’s PDA.
Awed and marveled at her surgical prowness from fixing broken twisted dicks to amputations. Hmm…I didn’t know dicks could be broken too. I must inform the Lin Cocka Wingz fraternity on this danger especially if they are attempting the ‘cartwheel’ or ‘helicopter’ moves. LOL
But then again, rest assured, we have people like Dr. Chen to fix it back should things take a different twist.


This picture of Carcar and me…after having taken this shot, she said; “waah! Like father and daughter” You say potong stim anot?? Cannot say like lovers meh? Hahaha!!!


Nice meeting all of you and I certainly look forward to party with you all soon!

It has been hectic over the last one week or so with plenty of bloggers’ meet & food, food and more food and hardisk crashes! So, I’m excused from posting so soon, yeah.

I was honored to be invited to the Kiasuland bloggers pow-wow by Seefei.

The both of us had an early start at the NUS Graduate’s Society watering hole. I picked him up at his office at about 3.30 pm. Yep, Kiasuland has very strict drink and drive laws, so if you want to beat the law, start drinking early because the cops will only set up road blocks after midnight. We warmed up to each other rather easily, probably because he is more humsap than I am. Birds of a feather you might say?

At about 6.30pm, we picked up Mother Superior at a rendezvous point. Ahh….she has the sweetest smile one can ever imagine…the type that launch a thousand ships! (No wonder Kiasuland is such a busy port.) …the kind of smile that radiates so much warmth that it melts icebergs….the kind of smile that could trigger half my mind to bundle Seefei into the booth so that she can sit up front next to me!

See? Sweet or not?

Arriving at the destination’s car park, I almost wind down the window to ask what I thought was the parking attendant; “Hello Mr. ….after 6pm must still put parking coupons ah?”. See, Malaysian registered vehicles can always act blur, don’t put coupons and plead for leniency with teary eyes when caught, but make sure you rehearse these scenarios over and over until you are damn convincing. Coming back to the mistaken parking attendant, luckily, common sense prevailed for that was Leonard indeed! I had no idea why was he standing there ushering traffic. It was fully occupied anywhere, so Seefei suggested another parking lot many blocks away, lots of walking, dodging traffic, remembering street and building names. Its so blardy far that I think that area is in a different postcode liao! LOL

The lovely lenglui Spellbound arrived at about the same time as Mickell & Grace. Introduction and handshakes were exchanged, and everyone was so well-behaved, so I better not ruin the evening with our havoc Malaysian bloggers’ antics. Otherwise, they’ll be left wondering where this ‘suah ku’ fella come from?

SeeFei with his 'toy'

Last to arrive were Robin, Hiepee and Zack.
“Waah! Your blog very humsap wan!” exclaimed Robin after the introduction. “If you blog that in Kiasuland you’ll sure be arrested wan”

“Yeah, and I have to de-link your blog from mine for the fear that my girls will view your humsap post”; said Mother Superior. But I know MS secretly views them in private.

Robin and I have something in common. He loves dogs and I love dog meat. *Grin*

“Was it at your blog that I once posted a dog stew recipe?” I asked.

“Yeah lah….you damn terrible fella la.” Said Robin….and he never commented at my blog since then. L

The evening was filled with light hearted moments and I was more sober than a church mouse sipping Chinese tea. The food was superb and the company was great. Thanks for the wonderful evening. Come over to JB sometime, yeah!

A lot of bloggers were asking why Linpeh did not have one of those luxurious KKC Lock by OLIN in his latest post.

Ladies & Gentlemen, here is the sad fact......





OLIN just didn't have the size that suit his microscopic dick.
As all manufacturing rely on the economies of scale, they just did not want to waste the resources to make something so small for the unfortunate few.

All is not lost, in fact, his teeny weeny flacid dick was the inspiration to Bill Gates' ....Micro-soft.