Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Chapter 10- The 47 (1 kicked the bucket) Concubines
With the demise of Concubine W, the Palace was thrown into chaos! Hopes of endless supply of His Royal Highness’ fresh milk were dashed. Saddened by her sudden departure from the episode, the Emperor ordered a royal inquiry into the scandals that has been long plagued the palace. He wants to know who has been screwing around with his concubines!
Deviously, he summoned the Royal Entertainer Wang to tap into the palace grapevine.
Conniving amongst the echelons of concubines (especially those that has been frequently overlooked) , eunuchs, and palace cockroaches, he was finally rewarded amply with more than he could handle.
On the night of the Grand Banquet, the opera troupe directed, choreographed and acted by Wang, was conveyed with much subtle message in the form of Chinese opera…….
Toook…took chiang! Toook tooook chiang chiang chiang……..
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Scene 2….the ‘Captain of the Guards’ frolicking with 2 of the many concubines….
Scene 3…The ‘Emperor’s romp in the park with Concubine xxxx while Prince Moh looks on and wank himself silly.
Scene 4…Concubines M, A & C tied & tormented W.
There was also a part where they dripped wax on her *censored*
Scene 5…The ‘Imperial Executioner’ (top right) fits of rage drove him to defy higher orders after learning the death of Concubine W took matters into his own hands to seek justice and chased one of the Concubines with kkc chariot.
As the final curtains fall (psst! Chinese opera got curtains or not ah? I forgot already) the stage was drenched in cum mixed with other bodily fluids…will the Emperor punish those liable for Concubine W’s death? Will he take Entertainer Wang to a romp in the park? Or will personally supervise the guillotine on the Captain?
I shall now pass the baton to Sengjai.
Can't wait to see what sengjai has in store at the Guillotine!
Ps: *great Sound Effects!!* OMG!! Cats also got bald..
*checks out the biggest toot*
ps: Concie W chee sat wan wor... ahh, but who cares... the more confusing, the better!
fake fake jadi photographer, rupanya is stalker kai!!! : x
*tuk tuk tuk tuk ciang tuk ciang~*
psst. concubine w got something extra that we don't hah? *looks closer*
Ok, ok, it's about the 48 concubines.
y this song? eh u din talk abt siu kai oneeee!!!!!!!!!!! tag u again !!! grrr
guess the emperor is enjoying heaven everyday ya???
where r u cocka... which one is this siukai... come come show urself!
Angel...Who? who got the biggest toot?
Concie W did not chi sart. She was driven to suicide as the plot got thicker. Hence the investigation.
Simple Yank....Glad you like the pics. They are a prized, rare collection over at this part of the world.
May...aisey! I sure know which angle to take your pic mah. I'm using wide-angled lens lah. LOL
Wuch...Now I know what turns you on.
You are one of those opera kakis ah?
Wennnn....yes! your laptop could be acting funny. Hahahah!! After visiting my blog, most puters go haywire. LOL
Prince Moh...got wash your hands anot before you type? Otherwise your keyboard damn sticky liao. LOL
Mistipurple...Muahahha! Is that a compliment or are you exposing my notoriety? Hmmm....
Concubine W got something extra ah? That was before the sex change gua? LOL
Khengsiong...this is the early days' porn mah...
Those days don't have internet, so what to do? Go for sex opera lah. LOL
KW...how you know? I haven't even take you to my Red Chamber yet? LOL That's where I framed and hung these posters lah. *wink*
Winn....THe siewkai flew away wif the siew ngap and they live happily ever after.
kyh...You think only this palace so stim wan ah? All the Sultans' mya palace also dem stim wan. I wasn't in the picture lah...I was merely raising and lowering the curtains for the change of scenes. LOL
so is this a long story, yours is which part liao ... lost count manz!
Lenglui N....Chinese opera got kama sutra meh? With 1.3 bil population, I doubt they need it. LOL
Dr Jekyll... Tell me the truth. You like it very much, right?
Moon.....at least you are the only honest one around here. LOL
Zewt...laam yan mm ham sap, mm hai laam yan lei keh....
LOL
Tuk Tuk chiang!
Cockadoodle.. ur blog is very entertaining.. *thumbs up*
Winn...why Liucas didn't sms me directly geh? Faster! Ask him to do so. I can't wait to show the world what's on my puter screen! MUahahahaha!!! *evil laughter*
ZMM...yep! taken by my great grandfather. He was the official opera photopgrapher.
Dreamie...relaks...this is cocka's blog. You like anot?
Been lurking around for long ah?
Kakakakakak!!
Russ....thanks for dropping by. Geez! I just realized that you could be right! Concubine M is indeed a guy!
Muahahahah!! Getting more complicated now.
Shoppingmum...hehhe..thanks for dropping by. Make sure your kids don't see this. LOL
cp1...Hahaha!! Since when did you take an interest in chinese opera?
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