Nothing to Crow About

This Frostier eat full nothing to do, go and conduct this survey by circulating the following questionnaire.

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The other day, this hottie’s blogged about her hubs leaving the house gate opened and her dog took flight at the sight of his new found freedom.

I have seen this happened too many times. Since then, as a safety measure, I always make it a point to ensure the gate closes properly before driving off every morning.

Hottie is so depressed at this moment and she is pleading to anyone who knows the whereabout of BoboChacha please bring him home to her. This could help spare Big C’s life.

Last I heard, she was pasting posters of BoboChacha all over town in her hope of finding him again..

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So, in solidarity of another fellow blogger, I ask of you readers to come together and help her find BoboChacha.

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a lamp.

He hands it to the bartender and says..."Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish...each person is allowed only one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y' know, I think your genie's a little deaf...I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man... "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

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This long overdue tag was from Amah weeks ago! Finally found time to do it. No hard feelings yeah!

In typical 3 gu 6 por fashion, she likes to know which nook and crannies I like to visit.

Well, while the majority of us tend to go to those overly commercialized places, I choose the ‘cradle of civilization’.....Iraq!

...and mingle with the friendly locals

The latest attraction of this country are the newly created golf courses…
You can bet your ass every stroke would be a hole in one!

Check out the aerial view of the courses...

It’s a buggy course, so there’s no necessity for caddies or you to haul your golf bags.

Enjoy the beautiful and romantic view of dusk ….

And the nightly fireworks display…..

Don't forget to dropby at the botanical gardens.....

Who could ask for more?

Before Concubine W bled to death, draining her body of blue cheese, mustard & ketchup, she tagged me to continue with this ever-confusing and scandalous story of the Cunt-cubines. (pardon the southern accent)

With the demise of Concubine W, the Palace was thrown into chaos! Hopes of endless supply of His Royal Highness’ fresh milk were dashed. Saddened by her sudden departure from the episode, the Emperor ordered a royal inquiry into the scandals that has been long plagued the palace. He wants to know who has been screwing around with his concubines!

Deviously, he summoned the Royal Entertainer Wang to tap into the palace grapevine.

Conniving amongst the echelons of concubines (especially those that has been frequently overlooked) , eunuchs, and palace cockroaches, he was finally rewarded amply with more than he could handle.

On the night of the Grand Banquet, the opera troupe directed, choreographed and acted by Wang, was conveyed with much subtle message in the form of Chinese opera…….

Toook…took chiang! Toook tooook chiang chiang chiang……..

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The opening scene….depicting the ‘Emperor’ , ‘Phoenix Empress’ , Concubines W,A,C, M. Yes…Concubine M is the one with the biggest boobs.

Scene 2….the ‘Captain of the Guards’ frolicking with 2 of the many concubines….

Scene 3…The ‘Emperor’s romp in the park with Concubine xxxx while Prince Moh looks on and wank himself silly.

Scene 4…Concubines M, A & C tied & tormented W.
There was also a part where they dripped wax on her *censored*

Scene 5…The ‘Imperial Executioner’ (top right) fits of rage drove him to defy higher orders after learning the death of Concubine W took matters into his own hands to seek justice and chased one of the Concubines with kkc chariot.

As the final curtains fall (psst! Chinese opera got curtains or not ah? I forgot already) the stage was drenched in cum mixed with other bodily fluids…will the Emperor punish those liable for Concubine W’s death? Will he take Entertainer Wang to a romp in the park? Or will personally supervise the guillotine on the Captain?

I shall now pass the baton to Sengjai.

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Huah! Must be my lucky week! Over the last couple of weeks I was twiddling my thumbs, scratching my balls because there were no tags coming my way.

Then all of a sudden…3 tags!!!! 1 by the Doc, 1 by Laundryamah and another by Concubine W.

Ok, since I’m in a good mood this week, I shall do 1 at a time yeah. First come, first served.

Doc wants to know which 6 bloggers will I bring along if I’m marooned on a desert island.

Lucas & Ah Boy…afterall, they are Man’s best friends. I can train them to hunt. And when the island runs out of wildlife…..here’s what they'll become.

*salivating* Hee hee

LB….I would think LB is indeed instrumental in getting us rescued. I could use his shiny top to transmit Morse Code by reflecting the sun’s ray to attract the attention of passing planes or ships like one would with a mirror!

Wingz…His natural buoyancy would serve as an advantage. I can strap him onto me and use him as a lifejacket. I could also straddle him and paddle him to the open sea like a raft.

We could all hide behind him in times of strong winds and tidal waves. And if he kicks the bucket before us, we could always use his hide to build a tent……a very large tent. Ok,ok ..something the size that can house the whole troupe of Cirque Du Soleil. Muahahahahaha!!!! *evil laughter*

Next, I won’t mind the company of Ah Ben and his violin, for I’ll expect him to perform Toccata and Fugue in D minor while I laze back in my hammock amongst the palm trees sipping toddy, enjoying the breeze amidst the gentle sounds of breaking waves.

Last but not least, I would welcome the company of the hottest babe in blogsphere….*drumroll…............................tada!!!!* .....Jessbabe.!!!!!

In fact, she is so hot that she could change the temperature of the sea and I wanna put her to good use……

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....like helping me catch fish…..

Why restrict myself to 6? Given a choice I’d beg for the company of Angel, for she looks like she is cut out to hack & chop firewood, and Winn, who has the skills to climb coconut trees!

There you go Chen. 1 down, 2 to go!