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After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favour.

The Pope says, "What can I do? "The Colonel says, "I need you to change the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken'. If you do it, I'll donate $10 million to the Vatican .."

The Pope replies, "I am sorry. That is the Lord's Prayer and I can't change the words."

So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again. "Listen your Excellency. I really need your help.
I'll donate $20 million if you change the words of the daily prayer from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken.'

And the Pope responds, "It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders. The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us to support many charities. But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's Prayer, and I can't change the words."

So the Colonel gives up again.

After two more months of terrible sales, the Colonel gets desperate.

"This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'Give us this day our daily chicken' I will donate $50 million to The Vatican."

The Pope replies, "Let me get back to you." So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says, "I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that KFC is going to donate $50 million to
the Vatican ."

The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.

The Pope replies, "The bad news is that we're losing the Gardenia account."

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 8:25 AM 120 Comments

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# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 2:02 AM 67 Comments

Aha! Here's something appropriate for those celebrating their birthdays this week!

Have a great time yeah, Winn & JL .

OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter", means not getting up to pee.

Have a good weekend ahead!

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 6:24 PM

An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors
needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.Because the
gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the
call went out to a number of countries.

Finally, a Jew was located who had similar type of the blood who willingly
donated his blood to the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a
thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a
new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again.
His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar
of Almond Roca sweets. The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time
did not reciprocate much the Jew's kind gesture as he had done previously.

So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation
in not so generous a manner.

The Arab replied "Ya habibi, I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?"

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 7:04 PM 27 Comments

To complete the furnishing of her new love pad (or crow's nest), the most ideal gift for May starts with the letter ‘D’.

DILDO!!

……of various shapes and sizes.

……I would have wanted to give you an antique version of the world’s first steam engine driven dildo.

..but I’d reckon it’ll be difficult to transport it to Oz.

Subsequently, I found a smaller version at this place..

And they do door to door delivery…

It is less bulky and you can even play ‘fetch’ with your doggie with it.

So, watch out for it in your mailbox, yeah.

Have a good birthday, sweetie!

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 10:34 AM 77 Comments