Tuesday, December 20, 2005
And So This Is Christmas.....
Welcome to my cherry blog and what better time of the year than this where booze is free flowing and the turkeys live in fear.
Having been banned from churches nationwide some years ago and even branded as ‘blasphemous’, a few of us like-minded people would unfailingly gather at one of the unfortunate members’ house and indulge in our favorite past time…….
Walking ‘round in women’s underwear
-sung to the tune of Walking in the Winter Wonderland
Lacy things…..the wife is missin’…
Didn’t ask…….her permission
I’m wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walking ‘round in women’s underwear.
In the store, there’s a teddy
Little straps…….like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking ‘round in women’s underwear.
In the office there’s a guy named Mervin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He says, “Are you ready?” And I said, “Whoa man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town.”
Later on…if you wanna
We can dress…..like Madonna
Put on some eye shades
and join the parade
Walking ‘round in women’s underwear.
Lacy things…….missin’
Didn’t ask……….permission
I’m wearing her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose
Walking round in women’s underwear x 3
Naw….not cross-dressing as you may have thought. Just plenty of eating, drinking and singing songs and hymns with bastardized lyrics.
This year, they will have to do without me for I’ll be passing the baton in exchange for a holiday in the land of the rudest people. Hongkies beware, for I am equally good at profanities like ‘dius’ and ‘nia-mahs’.
Here are some of my other favorite carols that are best sung with some action.
And So This Is Christmas
And so this is Christmas….
And a Happy New Year..
Got into a drunk punch-up
And socked in the ear….
Aaarggghh….aargghh….aaarggghh…..arrgghh (holding ear)
And so this is Christmas…
With a wink and a leer….
Lets eat too much turkey
And drink lots of beer…
Aaarggghh….aargghh….aaarggghh…..arrgghh (holding belly)
And so this is Christmas….
No need to look glum
We’ll drink too much whiskey
And fall on our bums
Aaarggghh….aargghh….aaarggghh…..arrgghh (holding bum)
Tis’ The Season..
Sung to the tune of Tis ’ the Season to Be Merry
Tis the season to be greedy
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Eat until you fell quite seedy
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Lots of beer and food and lollies…
Trala la trala la…lala…la….
In the morning you’ll be sorry
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
We always put up our christmas stockin’
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Santa might give us something to cock-in,
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Last year he said he wouldn’t come here,
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Coz some bastards shove it up his reindeer
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Get the maid under the mistletoe
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
If the wife sees you’ll soon know
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Is that what they mean by sticky pudd-in’
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
Serves you right if you get drippin’
Trala la la la…lala…lala…..
I hear the booze a-calling, so much for me first blog and here’s wishing one and all A Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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hah, finally your blog is up. A warm welcome....
I bet you look fwd to Christmas every year, for obvious reasons!
I bet you look fwd to Christmas every year, for obvious reasons!
Ah Pek sifu.....thank you for the poem publicity! I think u are still no.1 and more hamsup than me anytime.
ZMM.....thanks for dropping by. Aiyah, these days no nid to go church lah. Yeh Soe on the cross also tilt his head one side.....moe ngan tai!
Wingz......I orso like your blog. By far that was the sexiest santarina this season.
joec......tank q. Where's dat hotel u mentioned on your blog?
king's wife silai.....tanks for stopping by. I actually look forward to any kind of celebration. Even hari Raya I go drinking with my malay friends wan....shhhhh!!!! Don't sekali JAIS punya orang reading this.
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ZMM.....thanks for dropping by. Aiyah, these days no nid to go church lah. Yeh Soe on the cross also tilt his head one side.....moe ngan tai!
Wingz......I orso like your blog. By far that was the sexiest santarina this season.
joec......tank q. Where's dat hotel u mentioned on your blog?
king's wife silai.....tanks for stopping by. I actually look forward to any kind of celebration. Even hari Raya I go drinking with my malay friends wan....shhhhh!!!! Don't sekali JAIS punya orang reading this.
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