Thursday, March 27, 2008
Thursday cheers...Another Of Einstein's Theories
Einstein's was born March 14, 1879. He would be 128 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as…. Cheng cheng cheng cheng!!!!
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Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty"
Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my other warped friends and then post it here.
Friday, March 21, 2008
Good Friday Cheers
.A Nun and a Priest were crossing the
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest Spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."
'I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
'I agree," says the Father. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything, Father."
'I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister, would you mind if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, Sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I suppose that would be OK," the Priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh Father, may I touch it?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling, he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true Father?"
"Yes, it is, Sister."
"Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!"
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Post Election Talk Cock- My Rocket is Better Than Yours!
If you’ve been missing me lately, that’s because I was out partying the whole week after watching BN reeled from last Saturday’s bloodbath.
Yep, Cocka voted for fellow blogger in PJ Utara together with thousands of 'like-minded, rational, impartial citizens' and booted out the ‘Fried Meehoon’ (Chow Mai Fun) by a whopping 19,900 plus majority!
On another note, this ‘lansi, poster boy’ took a swipe at the Rocketeers while on one of his rally rounds with Bodowi prior to the elections by saying; “BN rocket has lifted off, but we have yet to see DAP’s rocket fly” … something to that effect.
Cocka’s Tiu….Listen here you belacan-breath, gasing-spinning, swell-headed, wet behind the ears, fit-for-Colgate-advertisement-smile, typical UMNO-ego kaki-bodek!
Don’t think it’s a farking big deal going to space because first,
Second, it’s farking taxpayers money that made your space travel possible and that means taxpayers from all walks…including those from the opposition camps. Dig?
The money could have gone to the poverty eradication program!
Anyway, with the poll results, it looks like YOUR rocket is the one that won’t be flying for a long long time!
Here’s a dedication to the Rocketeers!
Well done, lads! Cheers!
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Election Talk Cock...Part II
These few days, one could never miss the BN's war cry aired over and over on national TV...
Cocka's take: Really? Are we?
I rest my case.
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