Monday, December 31, 2007

 

Final 2007 Tag....The Letter 'C'

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This itchy backside doctor decided that I should kena 1 more tag before the year is up. She’s gonna kena injection from me when I see her next time.

1. Famous (Humsap) Singer: My favourite humsap singer that starts with ‘C’ at this moment is Mr. Carrington. Yep, Zewt! We love this guy, don’t we? This one is dedicated to you. LOL

2. Four Letter Word: C*nt

3. Street: Chowkit..where you’ll find lots of c*nts in all shapes and sizes.

4. Colour: Yeah, they come in different colours too!

5. Gifts/Present: Sure, as soon as you learn to gift wrap it, I’m sure c*nts make pretty cool gifts.

6. Vehicle: Cub-cai. I was an ex-Mat rempit mah…..sure got sentimental attachment wan.

7. Things in Souvenir Shop: Canine (Same answer as Lokter's but my dog looks tastier)

8. Man's Name: Charles…some says he looks like a horse.

9. Woman's Name: Camilla. Cocka says she looks like a horse’s arse.


10. Movie title: Carmen Elektra’s Aerobic Striptease- Platinum Edition

11. Drink: Campari & 7Up.

12. Occupation: Char guat piaomeis from Thailand.


13. Celebrity: Carmen Luvana. Yes, I’m very sure she’s a celebrity. She acts in porn wan. Don’t believe me visit here http://www.clubcarmen.com


14. Magazine: Club


15. U.S. City: Ermm...US is Ulu Selangor? Declared city status already meh?

16. Pro Sports: Chasing after cars. This one is Alex Yoong’s favourite sport also. Hahahahaha!!!

17. Fruit: Cherry...wild ones some more.

18. Reason for Being Late to work: Cherry popping all night!

19. Something you throw away: Cherry stalk…after you’ve eaten the fruit.

20. Something you shout: Char koay teow….Curry perng….chai tao kueh!! Check out this song. Sure makes him & her homesick. LOL


21. Cartoon Character: Calvin & Hobbes….my favorite

Who to Tag? Charles and Camilla lor.

Cocka like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Happy & Prosperous 2008!!


Monday, December 24, 2007

 
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Merry Christmas to all my friends and loyal readers! 4 days ago on Dec 20th , marks the 2nd anniversary of Nothing To Crow About. Thank you for the friendship and the inspiration! I love you all!

Sorry for not updating or dropping by your blogs as frequent as I would like to. This is due to my super busy schedule lately and it looks like it’ll stretch til June. Tiu lor!

This festive season, I can’t help but remember a Scottish friend whose only son is serving with the Argyll & Sutherland Highlanders Regiment. Being posted to Afghanistan after graduating from Sandhurst, her mum confides how it makes her shudder from the constant reminders on the news channel of those mindless attacks on British troops there. I assured her that they are there for a cause and a great part of that is to keep in check those extremists who would not like to see the rest of us in the free world keeping our way of life…our freedom to worship or our right to choose the religion of our choice. They are there so that we can continue to live. I pray for his safe return.

Someone forwarded this poem, and I guess this is the most appropriate time to post it in honour of them.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
HE LIVED ALL ALONE
IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE
I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE
AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE
NO TINSEL NO PRESENTS NOT EVEN A TREE
NO STOCKING BY THE MANTLE JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND
ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS
WITH MEDALS AND BADGES AWARDS OF ALL KINDS
A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT IT WAS DARK AND DREARY
I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY
THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING SILENT ALONE
CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER
NOT HOW I PICTURED A LONE BRITISH SOLDIER
WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ
CURLED UP ON A PONCHO THE FLOOR FOR A BED

I REALISED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT
OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT
SOON ROUND THE WORLD THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY
AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY

THEY ALL ENJOY FREEDOM EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR
BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE
I COULDN'T HELP WONDER HOW MANY ALONE
ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME

THE VERY THOUGH BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE
I DROPPED TO MY KNEES AND STARTED TO CRY
THE SOLDIER AWAKENED AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE
'SANTA DON'T CRY THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE
I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM I DON'T ASK FOR MORE
MY LIFE IS MY GOD, MY COUNTRY. MY CORPS'

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP
I COULDN'T CONTROL IT I CONTINUED TO WEEP

I KEPT WATCH FOR HOURS SO SILENT AND STILL
AND WE BOTH SAT AND SHIVERED FROM THE COLD NIGHTS CHILL
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE ON THAT COLD DARK NIGHT
THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOUR SO WILLING TO FIGHT

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE
WHISPERED 'CARRY ON SANTA ITS CHRISTMAS DAY ALL IS SECURE'
ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT
'MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT'

Note: THIS POEM WAS WRITTEN BY A PEACE KEEPING SOLDIER STATIONED OVERSEAS
THE FOLLOWING IS HIS REQUEST I THINK IT IS REASONABLE.

PLEASE WOULD YOU DO ME THE KIND FAVOUR OF SENDING THIS TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN CHRISTMAS WILL BE COMING SOON AND SOME CREDIT IS DUE TO OUR BRITISH SERVICE MEN AND WOMEN FOR OUR BEING ABLE TO CELEBRATE THESE FESTIVITIES.

LET’S TRY IN THIS SMALL WAY TO PAY A TINY BIT BACK OF WHAT WE OWE!


What? That obviously didn’t sound like Cocka hor? So 9 serious. Ok, ok! I’ll throw in a few Christmas songs to liven up things, yeah!

To me the true meaning of Christmas is reflected in this song…..

Time to Wreck The Malls….

Chicky icky icky


Humsap Christmas Medley…..

Enjoy the songs and have a good holiday season, everyone! Cheers!

P/S: My tree leng mou?


Saturday, December 22, 2007

 

T'was The Night Before Christmas....

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T'was the night before Christmas.....



.....Santa went berserk.....





He couldn't take it anymore.......grabbed his gun and ammo.......



....strung and shot his reindeers......




.....................spanked the good kids and spare the naughty ones.....



got pissed as usual.........



shit on your chimney......




flashed at your grandma and made her real horny.....



We have no choice but to call in the SWAT team....



....so kids, there won't be a Christmas this season!

Too bad! Muaho ho ho! Enjoy the song.....


Wednesday, December 05, 2007

 

Wordless Wednesday

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