Thursday, November 23, 2006

 

Old Is Gold

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… and she has never left my side....Never!!
Sleeps with me most of the nights…
Oh, so sleek…
Oh, those buttons, so sexy…
Oh, so antique…




Ipod socks?? Never heard of it! This one is priceless!
No engraving of names....so i can resell it on EBay someday.....

nono-nono…


whee!!
Geez! I’m so technologically impaired. LOL!

Related post here

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

Better than the Real Thing





This post is dedicated to all the eligible bachelors here, here and here….




This guy has been harping for a Real Doll onhis wish list. Since I can’t afford it, (mind you, not even a whiff of her apron) can I send you a inflatable one instead?

Leonard and Sengjai, check your stockings this Christmas. I’m sure your moms will thank me for having you spend less time in the bathroom and saving up on soaps! Muahahaha!!!!


Enjoy the parody, yeah!



Thursday, November 16, 2006

 

I Fell Like A Chempedak!



Yesterday, I embarrassed myself in front of a few sweet young things. It is not something that I like to crow about like impressing the ladies with an 8 seconds 100m sprint chasing down a snatch thief, lunging at him with a rugby tackle and bringing him down hard smack on concrete and injuring myself in the process.

Neither was I diving for cover and firing away on 2 pistols (held sideways for some reasons) while dodging bullets in slow motion like in a Hong Kong movie flick.

Those kind of falls are nothing to be shameful and in fact, should be broadcasted, replayed, bragged, exaggerated and battle scars proudly displayed to impress during stag nights or drinking sessions.

But it was not to be…..

I was walking rather briskly along a stretch of interlocked bricks pavement when I accidentally stepped on a loosed brick. I felt my ankle buckled under my weight as the brick detached itself and veered 45 degrees to launch me nearer to a closer inspection of the dog poo nearby. Next thing I know, I toppled and fell sprawled to the ground like a chempedak (jackfruit) bruising my palms in the process of trying to break the fall, avoiding the dog shit and scratching my knees in the process.

In a near corner, I could make out a shrill cry from one of the ladies.
“Uncle, are you all right”, she sounded concern. Niamah! That added salt to the wound. Cannot call me Mister meh?

"Yeah, auntie..I am ok. It's nothing really...not too bad"
As I mustered the few ounces of ego I’m left with, I pulled myself to my feet albeit the sting on my ankle, brush myself clean and hurriedly limped towards my car.

Did I have a nice day or what?

Sunday, November 12, 2006

 

And The Winner Is.......

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It's a tie!



Enjoy the song....Pet names for Genitalia.



By the way, do you give your spouse, girlfriends or boyfriends a pet name for their kkc/ccb?


Acknowledgement: Photoshop works: This Guy
Price : 1 Kopi O Kau Latte




Monday, November 06, 2006

 

Superstar Interview-Part II

Continued from here....

Oprah quickly threw a frisbee to the backstage and Liucas jumped off the sofa to catch it.....

(Encore)

Liucas reappeared one more time to the deafening claps.
As he raised his paw to quiet the crowd he said..... "You know, Don't be misled by the myth that I am gay just because Mama makes me wear my hair this way...you know, the coconut tree thingy ....




......just like these girls here.





I swear I'm no gay, and I'll hump the meanest pit bull to prove it if I have to.....
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and I've got the balls to prove it! I bet these are bigger than Ah Boy's!

You be the judge!



*The crowd went ballastic!! The police cordon was pushed back.........*
(Photo of ah boy was stolen at Dr Jekyll's blog)


Enjoy the song....





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