Monday, November 19, 2007

 

LB's EFNTD's Tag

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Unker LB tagged 9 me on this weeks ago, but sorry I had to take my time because hou 9 busy these days. Anyway, here goes...

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Ans: Nutzri….after watching him and Kailee being featured on the Al-Jazeera interview.
How the fark did he become a minister really baffles me. Geez!

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Ans: Having a date with Jao Kung, the deity of sleeps.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Ans: Searching for a video for Laundry Ah Jai’s sex education. Finally found it. Come
Kieran…unker teach you the ‘birds & the bees’.


4. What happened to you in 2006?
Ans: Met some nice and not-so-nice bloggers

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Ans:
“Fark lah! Your signal lights for farking decoration is it?” …Yelling at a motorist.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Ans: 'Beverage' means beavers of all ages ah? Oooh! I love to have as many as possible, but the tagger can help himself to the stale ones. Hahaha!

7. What colour is your hairbrush?
Ans: Black…wait! It used to be orange but I’ve not washed it for some time liao. *grin*

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Ans: Services of Ah Kiew jie. See answer 9

9. Where were you last night?
Ans: Rumah Reflexology and Urut Kiew-Kiew

10. What colour is your front door?
Ans: Brown….wait! got black footprints also.

11. Where do you keep your change?
Ans: Ah Kiew jie no give me back my change. She said for her tips wor.

12. What’s the weather like today?
Ans: Ask those tall people lah. At least they’ll know it’s raining before I do.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavour?
Ans: Give me yam flavour anytime!

14. What excites you?
Ans: Toe sucking... See? I’m easily excitable.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Ans: Last night by Mr Rajoo, the neighbourhood barber. He also trimmed my nose hair & moustache.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Ans: Physically, yes. At heart, no.

17. Do you talk a lot?
Ans: No, especially when I got a boob in my mouth. MUahahahaah!!

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Ans: Watch people Orr C? Where? China’s public toilets huh? Like this one?


19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Ans: Yes! Yes! And a very good looking one too!

20. Do you make up your own words?
Ans: Fuckelicious (Fucking Delicious)

21. Are you a jealous person?
Ans: Niasing! What kind of question is this? People tackle your girlfriend or your wife, see you jealous anot?

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Ah Pek

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kaypo Lenglui. But dunno if she still considers me a ‘friend’ or not after exposing her exploits with her washing machine. LOL

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Ans: 1800-PHONE-SEX

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Ans: It said, “ON THE ROAD LA!!!”.
OMG! This auntie can drive and text messages at the same time. LOL

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Ans: You think I’m a cud chewer ah? Tiu!

27. Do you have curly hair?
Ans: No, that's not mine. *spits out hair*

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Ans: Veron asked if I like to go to Siem Reap. Hmm…not scandalous meh, 2 of us go? Or was it 20 of us you said? Hahahahaha!!

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Ans: My vote is Nutzri. Hahahahaha!!!!

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Ans: *spits out hair summore*

31. Will you get married in the future?
Ans: Why keep a cow when milk is readily available from the supermarket?

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Ans: Days Of Glory/Indigenes.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Ans: Got! Neh…that sweet young thing Susie I met in Tsim Sah Tsui ;p

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Ans: Last night, when I forgot to chain her to the sink and she made a dash for the door.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Ans: Yeah lah..I’m currently ‘depressing’ boobs. Depress means not pressing, right? Right?

36. Did you cry today?
Ans: No lah. You think I’m like those Bolehland politicians ah? Always crying for public sympathies…tiu!

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Ans: Because I eat full, nothing to do!..and must give face to LB.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Yeah, Allow me to tag 5 of the overcrowded Bolehland Cabinet.
1. Bodo-wee
2. his power hungry son in law: kai-lee
3. the stooge, Nutzri
4. The nincompoop: Hisap-mudin
5. The man and his bankrupt ideas: OKT


Wednesday, November 14, 2007

 

Wordless Wednesday....and Breakfast Tag

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Friday, November 09, 2007

 

Made In India

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Wow! I came across this YouTube on Ah Pek’s blog and I tell you this young Chindian dentist of 24 years of age is phenomenal! Meiyang Chang, an India-born third generation Chinese impressed the judges and fans alike with his incredible voice singing Hindi songs from Bollywood movies on Indian Idol 3.
It was good enough to make it to the top 5 spot before being eliminated. I think this guy will go far.

And yes, Chen & Moz…you can blindfold him with dental floss! Hahahahaha!

Go check out his other songs during the earlier rounds and guess what? He has a blog.

The young dentist is eloquent and he keeps a good journal of his exploits. Go check it out.

On another note, this guy went to India last September on the pretext of an overseas job assignment.

The real reason, however, was this…..


Yes! Bollywood screen test…..and I’ve got the SMS messages to prove it..

Cocka: Sengjai, I heard you are going to Yindia?

His reply~

Cocka: You going there for what? Bollywood screen test ah?

His reply~

Little did he know that Uncle Cocka has influential contacts in the Indian Bollywood circle and with the right connections, I was able to get hold of a copy of his recording.

This was the commercial jingle he sang for the Punjab tourism board…


What do you think?

Moo moo moo moo………….

Happy Deepavali, Chang & Sengkor Khan. Hope I’m not too late with the greetings.


Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Shake, Rattle , Roll......

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Ladies! Have your vibrators been running out of batteries or died on you when you were just a breath away from that ceiling-hitting orgasm?


Or in extreme cases, melted from the heat from all that friction when you forgot to lube it?




Or are you one of those who has a ‘train tunnel’ that no vibrators on the shelf seems to accomodate a locomotive?







Well sigh no more! Introducing a whole new way to ‘get it off’ while your husbands are at work or your boyfriends are away!

Yes, desperate housewives! Your very own washing machine might just be the answer.

Get on top, straddle it, switch it to ‘spin’ mode and away we go! It’s as simple as that. For maximum effect, throw in a teddy bear for that rough knocks and tumble feeling. Ask her for a well documented instruction manual on the 'tried and tested' 101 ways! LOL!

Oh by the way, you can also do your laundry while you’re at it. Laundry chores has never been this fun!

Yes! We have not forgotten those hardcore seasoned cases looking for gigantic industrial applications. Please feel free to contact her. Muahahahahaa!!!!



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