Saturday, January 07, 2006

 

I Kena Tagged.....

I kena tagged by King’s wife. Why me? Why me? I asked myself. I’m new to this wor…and already kena one long-long one. Really Moe Leong Sum wan this King’s wife. Got questions asking me what I did 10 years ago? Who can remember what happened 10 years ago? But since she is such a nice person and drops by my blog hor…ok lor I will be a sport lah.

The rules are:Remove the blog in the no.1 spot from the following list and push everyone up one place. Then add your own blog to the bottom spot. (Frankly, I rather be removing panties than blogs)

1. Between Lambs and Mutton
2. The Life of an Independent Babe
3. My All
4. Simply Hantam
5. Cocka-Doodle

And then, victimize another 5 people with the following questions:

1. What were you doing 10 years ago?
2. What were you doing 1 year ago?
3. 5 snacks you enjoy
4. 5 songs to which you know all the lyrics
5. 5 things you would do if you were a millionaire
6. 5 bad habits
7. 5 things you like doing
8. 5 things you would never wear, buy or get new again
9. 5 favourite toys


So here goes.....
1. What the eff was I doing 10 years ago....
I was having the time of my life but I can’t remember much. Most of the time not sober enough to recall.

2. What the eff was I doing 1 year ago.?
My childhood sweetheart tracked me down and asked me out for dinner at a japanese restaurant in Sheraton Subang.
Over there quiet mah…..so ‘chau see’ also no one will notice lor.

Me: So, did you ever thought about us all these 25 years?
She: Quite a lot…I remember those night strolls by the beach at marine parade, the flowers you gave me. Ah…it was so romantic.

Me: then how come you didn’t marry me?
She: You farker didn’t try hard enough some more want to blame me ah?
Me: You didn’t send me the right signals wat…
She: What? Must flash neon signs all over is it?....damn cock lah you!

After a few rounds of sake, we proceeded to the lobby for some wine.
As I was sending her home, I told her I felt like kissing her passionately for old time’s sake.
Although the fire has died down so long ago, the amber still glows.

She: Then what are you waiting for, you idiot!!!
*censored*


3. five snacks
1.peanuts
2. chestnuts (the fruit lah….)
3. pineapple tarts (ooohh!! I love this…CNY sure got a lot)
4. McVite biscuits
5. Weetbix with milk

4. five songs I love to sing
1)Walkin’ round in women’s underwear (sung to the tune Walkin’ in the winter wonderland)
2. Wanker’s delight
3. Me No Like The Blitish Soljeer (Sung to the hymm: “What a friend we find in Jesus”. The yehsoe group sure flame my arse for this)
4. The Mexican Whore
5. The engineer’s song

5. five things I wanna do if I am a millionaire
1. fly to Tuscany and ask Borcelli to sing for me
2. buy all kinds of dildos for King’s Wife so she would be too busy to tag me
3. Buy the batteries for the dildoes I gave to king’s wife
4. Buy a trailer and install 10,000megawatts speakers and blast techno music while driving up along those Ah Bengs souped up cars with neon lights flashing from under carriage, jinjang looking spoilers etc
5. team up with Uncle Lim to expand his casino business

6. five bad habits
1.cannot tolerate rude drivers. I need to stay calm. If I can’t beat them, I’ll join them lol
2. Do things on the 11th hour
3. Too lazy to update blog
4. Still blasting Guns and Roses & Bon Jovi’s old hits occasionally…much to the agony of my neighbors
5. Don’t sleep enough.

7. five things I like doing
1. trying out all the Kamasutra position
2. making love in the shower
3. making love on a train
4. eating (food la.....ok lah pussies also)
5. ear squats....I am perfecting the art of squating already. strong knees are a must

8. five things I would never wear, buy.....
1. Branded clothing….coz they are all made in China anyway these days, so why spend a bomb?
2. Crystal braclet that are so ‘in’ these days. Hey what happened to those ‘goodluck’ fish with big forehead that everyone wanted one not so long ago?
3. underwear…I feel more sexy wearing boxers.
4. nipple ring (ouch!)
5. penis ring (OUCHHHH!!!)

9. 5 toys
1.my mobile phone
2. my laptop (dancer)
3. my childhood sweetheart….this one counts or not?
4. my whips & chains and leather straps
5. my handcuffs

Ok lah….I am not sending it to anyone because being a new blogger I don’t know many fellow bloggers yet. Afterwards kena eff by them lagi teruk.
Next time just tag 3 names ok lah….leave some for others to tag mah….

Comments:
thank you for being so obedient and doing the tag! *muaks muaks*
Got good thing, sure I must share with you mah...
Thanks also for being so thoughtful..I am always running out of those darn batteries!!!!
 
Hahaha, good tag answers!! First time here too! Thanks for dropping by at mine's!
 
king's wife.....for you anything. I'll climb the highest mountain & swim the deepest ocean.
Always running out of batteries ah? Hmm...maybe I should get one of those jackhammers to replace your vibrator. LOL


LB......thanks for dropping by. Hope to see u more often.I like your sexy pose at the edge of the pool. (b&w pix of your teen years)
 
Wei!! How can you simply write about your meeting with old gf and go and censored the parting part?? WTF??? Pls go and write a seperate posting on what happened afterwards...(or what did not happen also can... though a bit anti-climaxed)

Next time must checkout your toys.... maybe you can discreetly introduce your toys to my hubby..... I'll keep my fingers crossed those toys will become his favourite too.. lol
 
Helen, like king's wife said, sekali MOHA sees this blog, I sure die lah.
summore Ah pek hold my balls and threaten to tell MOHA. Aiyoh!

Ok, which toy do you fancy? circle it and I'll courier it to use. LOL Please also state desired circumference size. LOL
 
No wonder you are prefecting the ear squats.. So that when your wife read this (the part with the ex), she'll make you do ear squats!
 
Shhh....dun tell her, I'll bribe you with an array of dildos. lol
 
Hoih u so farnee harr harr laa :)
 
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