Wednesday, January 18, 2006

 

It's Herpes yeah, yeah, yeah!

After seeing the gherkin (with warts) at 5xmom's site, and yvy's joke on VD, I remember this song that I used to sing during beer frenzies after a hash run. It's amazing how I can still recall the lyrics.

It's Herpes
sung to the tune of She Loves Me, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! -by The Beatles

I think I got a dose
and it's not the dripping kind
It's the kind that hurts the most
it can make you farking blind

Chorus:
I think it's herpes
and you know that can be bad...
Yeah it's herpes
it can make you farking mad.. ...Ooooo....
It herpes -yeah, yeah yeah
I hate it -yeah, yeah , yeah
With a dose like that, it's very very sad...


I think I got a dose
and I got it yesterday
I came so very close
to giving it to the maid
(Chorus)

I know there's something wrong
cause there are blisters on my knob
and the skin is peeling off my dong
erection makes it throb
(Chorus)

I am going to see a quack
Coz I cannot stand the pain..
I shoved it up her crack
but I won't do that again..

(Chorus)

When the doctor took his knife
I went deeply into shock!
What will I tell me wife
that's he's gonna cut it off

(chorus)

Comments:
Men!
After they have a few drinks, any romantic song can turn into a disgusting one. *roll eyes*
 
ON! ON!
 
Aiyah....ZMM, it's just good clean humorous fun only mah...

Ah Pek....yes, I must run with the PD chapter one of these days.
 
i second zara's mama.
After a few glasses of "shit water", anything goes!
Aren't you glad it's just a song??
 
King's wife....Ya lor, only sing them on a boys' nite out or a stag night. Don't worry, I very guai-guai one...don't womanize wan. Not worth the trouble.
 
amboi!!! so talented lar u nih....lol

o, btw - YOU'RE TAGGED!!
 
Best regards from NY! film editing classes
 
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