Saturday, February 11, 2006

 

An Evening With Ah Pek

Yesterday, I had a meeting with the ‘See Hum’ company in Port Dickson. So I decided to make it a point to check out who this Ah Pek guy is and how he looks like. He has been a source of inspiration that got me blogging after reading his ever-entertaining entries after adding my 2 cents worth of salt & pepper in the comments every now and then. I told myself that I must meet ‘The Man’ speak to him, drink with him and dissect his train of thoughts and articulate his incredible poetic spontaneity.

Since its still Lunar New Year, it’s customary not to visit someone empty-handed and so I decided to bring along a carton of “Hak Gau Bear” for our hero. I had no difficulties spotting him upon arrival for he has a towkay look. He is also quite macho and not a strand of white hair can be spotted on this 50 yrs old frame. No wonder Helen and Lillian damn gatal with him. A brief introduction to his wife and I could sense her sighing; “Aiyah! Another crate of orkau for Ah Pek ah? Ngor maan-maan hak mai hoe mm tak han?”
Orkau as everyone knows, has aphrodisiac properties. Don’t believe me, go to Zara’s Mama blog and check out how Zara was conceived. As it was still working hours for him, we decided to have a quick teh tarik before meeting up later for dinner.

At 7pm he came over to my hotel to pick me up and we adjourned to the Port Dickson Yacht Club. Ah Pek is quite an influential figure in PD and has all the right connections. He even went to arrange a lion dance troupe to welcome my arrival! Waa….thank you! thank you. Don’t be humble lah…I know you planned all this lah. Otherwise how do you explain the lion dance when we were the only 2 chinamen amongst the hoards of Indian patrons at the club? Talk about first class hospitality. Fuyoh!

As we were dining and drinking, I picked up some good blogging tips and etiquettes from him including how to make money out of this activity, the definition of ‘Ping’ (shhh! I don’t know all these jargons back then) and the responsibility of what we write. Geez! And I suka-suka proclaimed that I am Ayah Pin’s Skykingdom member! Sekali I kena go Kamunting baru tahu. Of course, we also discussed about other familiar bloggers and trying to articulate their personality with their individuals writing styles.

Talking to the man, I also learnt that:
Ah Pek the techie: He builds his own computers from old discarded junk and add some RAMs, new motherboard, processor etc. and voila!!
He self-taught himself photoshoppe and tickering around with basic programming etc.-impressive hor?

Ah Pek the survivor: that he takes the good times with the bad, the ups and downs, the bitter with the sweet; this old sap in him is still full of 'never say die' fighting spirit.

Ah Pek the Ladies’ Man:
Waitress- “Ah Pek one more round of beer?”
Ah Pek- “Tak boleh la…nanti gua mabok ikut lu balik apa macam?”
Waitress- “Ah Pek bila-bila pun bolih ikut saya balik." *as she smiled sheepishly at him*
Ah Pek- “Ok lah ,ok lah one for the road.”

As we were walking out of the club, another 2 gorgeous looking chicks at the bar called out to him and hiao-hiao with him also. I thought he had this two chicks all planned out for me and I was anticipating a ‘sandwich’ that night, but I was wrong! They didn’t follow us. Niamah……damn anti-climax.
Oh yes, did I mention we exchange notes on our Thailand trips? Aww..never mind, next time.
And thanks for that nice PD Hash T-shirt. I wore that to sleep last night because the aircon was damn effing cold.

Thanks for the wonderful evening, Ah Pek!

Comments:
diu no ajak us la lu ... ini majiam mana bolehhh !!! next time we organise trip to Pd la ... we stay ahpek mia hotel there sure get free stay one lol
 
So good treatment wan. Lin Peh oso wan go la !
 
Err both of you praising each other in your own blog.

Months back when Ah pek wrote about a story i realize this man had gone through a lot of blood and sweat, up and down.Even he gila gila on his post I still find him a gentlemen.

On you(cocka) another blogger with rich society experiences.Fun seeing your post and your comment on other blog.


Note:- all this comment based on my 2 cent. don't expect re-praise back me whatever
 
wah, sounds like a good trip. Finally got to meet the man. Next time dun curi-curi go lah. Tell us mah.
and, mana photo of the both of you?
 
I am in love! Gonna fight with Helen now. Watch out Msian blogsphere, bitch fights brewing over Ah Pek.

ROTFLMAO. For all we know, Ah Pek oredi bribed Cocka with the cockles sandwich in return for this.
 
Ah Pek give you how much angpow, why you talk so much nice things about him?

Btw, don't come and visit my hubby with hak gao peh also ok? Or else, I every day also not free.
 
TQ TQ... got to know more of Ah Pek now.
 
You and Ah Pek praising each other like that... if I don't know better, i'll think that you both gau-gay!! ** imagine ah pek and cocka holding hands... vomit **

Ah Pek no white hair? Must ask him if he use Wella or Revlon color.....

Tak boleh tahan liao... you praise Ah Pek like that, we si-lais fall in love with him how???? Damn, I'll have to take up Thai boxing to fight with Lilian over Ah Pek.
 
wahhh...I didn't know ah pek is such a hot commodity! With so many si lais falling in love with him, can start cult liao!
 
Haha.. now i suppose you no more virgin ka? sudah habis..
 
use ur van to send us all there ma next time..
 
barger, cocka, you advertise for me like that, i where want to hide? i only pay you 5000 bucks wor. no need to write sampai i so terror mah. no wonder this morning i open shop that time, so many silais lining up wan to buy this buy that lah.
 
hahaha!!! free publicity & silais by the line!!! :P

~yvy~
 
Wingz....you fong ah pek mya fei kei summore want to say ppl no ajak lu!

Lin Peh....next time I go with you but you have to arrange piau mei for me ok?

9394....yalah, we not like some bloggers see each other only start fucking each other mah...we civilized wan.

King's wife...we didn't take pics lah. After our wives see we all lum-lum with all the pub gals there sure die oh!

5xmom....you better sharpen your nails. This catfight gonna be fierce wan.

ZMM....Ah pek give me 5,000. (rubes lah). Must give loe foo peen to your hubby when I see him.

SMS....dun want to know me meh? I orso quite sexy wan.

Helen....I and ah pek not gau gay lah!
We "heng tai yee sau chuk, Yau loong tai kar tuk!"

Simmie...quick,quick join the Q.

LB...when I go for my annual checkup,prostate check is on the list, kena poke by doctor liao.

Seng Kor...can, can you can ride in my van.

Ah Pek...wah, save some silai for me ok. Heng Tai Yee Sau Chuk.Yau Loong Mmm hoe chi kay tuk!


YvY...quick you orso join the Q. Afterwards, Helen & Lilian might wear him out.
 
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