Friday, February 17, 2006

 

Feeling Inadequate?

The other day, I can’t help but recall this comment by a famous mama blogger who has been married for many years. Her Valentine wish was something like this;

"Then again, if I can do it again, I want the same heart but different body can ah? Taller by 6 inches, darker by two shades, voice deeper by three bass, longer by errmmm 2 inches, diameter 1 inch can liao, tahan lasak by several hours, more skillfull like pOrnstar LOL. Ohmmm...genie can you grant this wish? "

I wonder if the majority of women view their spouses as ‘inadequate’ after some years of marriage. ….like in this picture. (courtesy of strangecosmos.com)


What about you guys out there? Do you agonize having to make love to a deadwood? Or while you are humping furiously away she'll be , like Seng Kor said, "chik lang sarm" (knitting) and eating kua chi without a care in the world?


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confuse-cious said,
"when you are less endowed than others, use your head!
 
OMG!! This is a classic!!! Niamah, where you find this Haadyai Top of the Pop ???? MUAHARHARHARHAR

No lar... it's just all talk only!! Same with you guys what?? Complain the wife jau yeong lar, soong jor lar, nin dor etc??? It's a fact we won't look as good as we did. But hey, pee on the floor and look at the reflection lar... nei ng yim ngo chau yeong, ngo ng yim nei dau pei lor..lol

So, just grow old gracefully together!! Be thankful to have each other!
 
Diu lorrr, song like this oso u can find, hahahahahahah. Long time no hear ledi.

Who sang this ah? Lee Chau Har??

I think the men are the ones who shud feel grateful that we women dont mind them cannot do it sap pai lah, balding lah, getting pot-bellied lah, frog-chinned lah, pig-faced lah, BO lah, blah, blah, blah.....
 
wuahahahaha!!! mahchowhai !!! this song is the bestest!!!! oi i copy can anot!!! put on my blog !!!
 
It's the man in our lives who make us feel inadequate.
 
I can't hear the song here 'cos it says install missing plugin. I heard it from Wingz's blog liao.

I guess it is normal kua......Don't tell me you never got any wish meh? Wish only wor. Not really go out and act on it so it is ok, kua...LOL

I found the laser vagina rejuvenation surgery video wor. You want to send your lou poh anot? hahaha.
 
What song what song? Why I cannot hear anything..

Inadequate can be in many other forms la.. but you always find the grass is always greener the other side of the fence right? So you always want him to improve. :P
 
Btw, I tag you leh.. since you so wise and humsup!
 
haha ..where u got that song?..HK or macau ?
 
Ah pek...but I'm already using my head. The small head lah ,right? LOL

Helen...Phew! Am glad it’s just talk only hor. Otherwise, we men will always be peeing on the floor to look at ourselves. LOL. One of my bosses, who is 60plus is now having a fling because his wife is menopausal. Catholic summore…diu!

Samm….you always hear this kind of song ah? You got collection or not? Pinjam me?

Wingz…. By the time you read this, you have already copied liao. Tiu… lol

King’s wife…Why? You married the wrong man ah? One of my mentor always reminds me that there is no one perfect match. It’s like a pair of shoes. You have to wear them for some time and let it adjust to the contours of your feet.

5xmom…No lah I didn’t wish. I normally fantasize! Muahahaha!!!
Waa! Now cb also got rejuvenation surgery ah? I want to see leh..

ZMM… the sabai-sabai song I posted on Valentine’s day. It seems not everyone gets to hear it, I wonder why. Bandwith not enuf?
Grass is always greener on the other side….but I know some fellas regretted having mistresses outside and ultimately they still found the first wife is the best. Perhaps, they need to venture out and get burnt as part of their learning experience.
Niasing!...another tag ah?

9394….friend sent to me wan. Next time I’ll post some more.
 
LOL! Sabai-sabai...

Waa...all the si lais are here...scary...lol!

So, lemme ask u, at any point of time, hv you thought of making your fantasy a reality?
 
Angel...Ya lah, I orso silai magnet what...you dunno meh?
To answer your question, "At ALL point of time, I thought of making my fantasy a reality". Hahahahaha!!!!
Thanks for dropping by, btw.
 
LOL! Yeah yeah...u silai magnet LOL!

Hmmm...so u thought of making yr fantasy a reality eh...so what's stopping ya?

BTW, it's not that i'm 'encouraging' u to make it a reality yeah LOL! I just wanna pick yr brains ;) men's brain, to be exact...

I've been stalking for a while...just didn't, or rather, wasn't able to leave my 'tracks' ;)

My gawd! This sabai-sabai is making me crazy! LOL!
 
Angel....well, perhaps it's good to stray once in a while in order to appreciate what one already have like what I mentioned 'bout my friends like what I replied to ZMM.
Glad you like the song. More coming....
 
Good to stray once in a while? LOL! I recommend u to watch Derailed, starring Jeniffer Aniston & Clive Owen...after watching this movie, u might wanna hv a change of mind... LOL! I can even send u the torrent if u are into bittorent ;)
 
aiyak....i can hear the song but dunno wat is goin on. sienz....anyway, i got no comments...YET> lol :P
 
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