Wednesday, February 15, 2006

 

My first Valentine's encounter many moons ago.....

The sky was blue and the moon was high…
We were alone just she and I.

Her hair was brown, her body fine,
as I ran my finger along her spine.

With some courage, I did my best
I placed my hand upon her breast

My other hand trembled, as did my heart
When I gently spread her legs apart

I knew she was ready, but I didn’t know how
For that was the first time I milked a cow.

Comments:
oi bradder, when you milk a cow, use both your hands okay. and a cow's neng ku is not called a breast. it is called a "nin doi". a man's balls is called "choon doi".
so you can say,
"nam yan liong lap choon doi moon gai feng"
"lui yan liong lap nin doi hou gau geng"
"za zi choon doi mou dak king"
"za zi nin doi pok pok sing"
 
i never heard ppl in the dark play kite,
as well as ppl milk cow in the quiet dark nite.
 
beside cow with milk, what is the difference cow niah niah and papaya at papaya farm ?
 
Eh.. you also start writing poem already?

Why all men like to milk cows one huh? And always got trembling hands?

So you are expert in clearing blocked ducts?
 
Lucky I did not drink the milk. I don't mind strawberry or chocolate flavor.. but I won't want to drink fresh milk + jing. (like Seng Kor said, contribution from Cocka's play kite sessions with cow) LOL
 
kakaka benze taikor u makan ubat ledi anot today ?
 
Ok sifu...I shall hold the nin doi with both hands from now on and chaar.

"Teng kong Helen keh ho gau geng,
Hai yan kin tow doe wah moe tak ting!
Haang loe thun-har thun-har chan hai sing,
Yee koo pei hoi keh chong doe wan chor mmm hiew sang!"

Translation: Heard that Helen's one very 'keng'
Everyone see also agree 'no complaints'
While walking they bounces so beautifully,
But if you kena knock by hers sure pengsan cannot bangun!

Seng Kor....you never heard of luminuous kite meh?
At night that's where the cow's milk flows more abundantly. It has something to do with the hormonal
balances that is taking place in the milk reproductive glands.In order to maximize production that is the best time.
In accounting terminology I think its equivalent to NPV. Muahahaha!!!

9394....cow nien-nien got more nipples mah. You get tired of pressing this one you can change another one.
Papaya farms those only 1 boob 1 nipple. Besides, don't get con by those so-called papaya farms.
When you go and patronize, you'll be disappointed that they are all the size of chiku only. LOL

ZMM...I also kena Ah pek sifu influence oreadi, but I'm far from his level.
Milking cows is where we get all our practice mah. Otherwise, where got women let us train on?
Yes, I can teach your hubby how to unblocked those ducts. But I sked he will start fighting with Zara wor.
Psst! I can sense that seng Kor is heading for a farm stay over the weekend. :) LOL

Helen...Strawberry and chocolate flavors are so out of date. I am actually experimenting with milk and jism blend.
I am quite confident that it'll be a 'sold-out'with all the silais.

Ah Wingz...taikor, what obat? itu obat tahan lama mya kah? itu obat kasi keras mya kah?
Lu ada jual kah? Hehehehe
 
please ah, the way u press and squeeze to expel the milk from the cow is different from the way you touch a woman's ning ku pao

totally different kinda art and technique
 
SCB...waaa today I learnt something again. Please blog about it. I love your erotic story leh.
 
forgot to mention, another way to milk a cow can be found here
 
Ah Pek lu manyak sadist, I tell you
press the cow tits until black and blue.
But did it occur to you why no susu?
Because you were 'milking' the kkc of a bull!

LOL
 
You all know how hard it is to milk a breast anot? I tell you, si beh difficult. You have to believe me 'cos I am the one and the only voluntary member of the citizen of Malaysia who runs an online non-profit breastfeeding support group. True la, very hard to get the milk flowing.
 
People tell me About this hamsup blog so i come to have a peeka. After reading 4 sometime, flip from one to the other i see a resemblance. You cocka doodle, ah pek and lin peh...all same person ah??? ~~~ The 3 Mud Skip per!!!~~~ If wrong excuse muah.
 
alamak.....potong stim saja larrrrrrrrr!!!!
 
5xmom....try double-boiled papaya. i bet you they will milk you with the cows! LOL

Anon....yes,yes...Ah pek,LP and me same person. In fact, 5xmom, Helen, scb, zmm also. We have dr.jekyll mr. hyde split personality and we like to cross-dress as well. LOL
 
yvy....what were you expecting ah? itu minyak angin mya story ah?
 
cock,
I think you confused liao....
Pls dun mix up a cow and a woman, esp when you are looking for the hole!! LOL
 
Anon....yes,yes...Ah pek,LP and me same person. In fact, 5xmom, Helen, scb, zmm also. We have dr.jekyll mr. hyde split personality and we like to cross-dress as well. LOL

We ourselves even got confused with who we are when we wake up in the morning. LOL
 
Aiks, that was me posting. BTW, I am stalking your blog and read about yr HK trip and roti pratha man. Wah...you got moustache ah? Moustache makes me swoon. 20 yrs ago la.
 
King's wife.....your comment reminds me of the question, "what's in front of a woman and the back of a cow". This one primary school kids also know the answer lah LOL

anon....eh, reveal your self lah, you guy or gurl? Why get confused who you are when you wake up? Forgot where you left your kkc ah? LOL

5xmom....am glad you've got good taste. Not many women like men with moustache these days. *sigh* They don't know what they are missing *wink*
 
Cocka, that anon is me la. I was replying to the other anon's comment but I forget to log in to my blogger. I mean the anon between king's wife and 5xmom, three post above?
 
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