Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Another short story
An elderly Italian Jew wanted to unburden his guilt conscience by talking to his Rabbi. "Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germansentered Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from Levy to Spumoni, and I am alive today because of it."
"Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi. "Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse, Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must repay me with sexual favours, which she did, repeatedly."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil, and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
"Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi. "Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to feel guilty."
"It's worse, Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must repay me with sexual favours, which she did, repeatedly."
"You were both in great danger and would have suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favourable balance between good and evil, and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."
"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And what is that?"
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
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i think ah pek and seng kor's comments are even funnier! kekekeke. that guy did good. "yarn pat wai kei thin chue tei mit" (don't know how to translate, go figure it out yourself)
May....is it still up for grabs? I thought that award goes to the best muff diver. ROFLMAO!!
Red Leader One.....attic's at 12 o'clock. Break formation...repeat...break formation! LOL
SA.....Thanks for dropping by. That was some revelation on your 25 yrs as a GI. Some similarity of my days as a service engineer on the road.
Ah Pek.....maybe she gives very good head with her dentures off! LOL
Seng Kor....you also damn pervert, but I like your idea. LOL
Lenglui.....i don't understand your cantonese leh. care to explain ah? Something to do with a threesome ah?
Red Leader One.....attic's at 12 o'clock. Break formation...repeat...break formation! LOL
SA.....Thanks for dropping by. That was some revelation on your 25 yrs as a GI. Some similarity of my days as a service engineer on the road.
Ah Pek.....maybe she gives very good head with her dentures off! LOL
Seng Kor....you also damn pervert, but I like your idea. LOL
Lenglui.....i don't understand your cantonese leh. care to explain ah? Something to do with a threesome ah?
what lah, cock! everything to you is about sex ah? threesome some more. don't put your secret sexual desires into this lah. my komen very innocent one : something like "people don't look out for themselves, heaven and earth will punish". now we know your brain always x-rated one lah.
HAHAHA Ah Pek is right! He's still screwing her after all these years? lol
"You are forgiven, my son... for making an old lady feel so happy...."
"You are forgiven, my son... for making an old lady feel so happy...."
MsLenglui....no, I don't always hink of sex. Sometimes, I think of foreplay. LOL
Helen....Your comment reminds me of a limerick;
"There once an old lady from Kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
you could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many!"
SCB.....I heard can be quite enjoyable wan...without those dentures. LOL
ZMM.....those diamond shaped pills from Pzifer ah?
5xmom....I always thought you have tons of weird ideas, no?
Helen....Your comment reminds me of a limerick;
"There once an old lady from Kilkenny
whose usual charge was a penny
For half of that sum
you could roger her bum
A source of amusement to many!"
SCB.....I heard can be quite enjoyable wan...without those dentures. LOL
ZMM.....those diamond shaped pills from Pzifer ah?
5xmom....I always thought you have tons of weird ideas, no?
Seriously, seriously, humsuplou Cocka and his band of humsup hengtais....
Tell me this mystery. I get lots of people searching for old+lady+love+sex or sex+granny or sex+aunties. Are there seriously people having that kind of fetish? They got to my blog and tiu, there is no old lady in my blog, and the only sex is sex education. That's why I seriously hope that each time someone like that comes by, they will leave converted. To be normal again.
Tell me this mystery. I get lots of people searching for old+lady+love+sex or sex+granny or sex+aunties. Are there seriously people having that kind of fetish? They got to my blog and tiu, there is no old lady in my blog, and the only sex is sex education. That's why I seriously hope that each time someone like that comes by, they will leave converted. To be normal again.
No, you should never ever tell her that war's over. You're gonna start the whole war thing all over again if you do that, says the rabbi.
Wuching.....haven't you heard, old is gold? Muahahahaa!!!
5xmom.....I believe there is a segment of society out there that finds them attractive...just like my band of humsap hengtais find you damn cun! especially with those 'come heather' looking eyes. LOL
SMS.....waaa..quoting from a Rabbi summore. Foooyuh!!! That indeed is a dangerous quote. Did you hear how the Grand Canyon was created?
Samm.....I think he should just turn her over to the rabbi's basement, like Seng Kor suggested. LOL
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5xmom.....I believe there is a segment of society out there that finds them attractive...just like my band of humsap hengtais find you damn cun! especially with those 'come heather' looking eyes. LOL
SMS.....waaa..quoting from a Rabbi summore. Foooyuh!!! That indeed is a dangerous quote. Did you hear how the Grand Canyon was created?
Samm.....I think he should just turn her over to the rabbi's basement, like Seng Kor suggested. LOL
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