Saturday, March 04, 2006
Weekend cheers....Confession
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest,
"I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said,"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.
"The priest said,"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,
"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied,"Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in.
"I almost had an affair with another woman."
The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"
The Irishman said,"Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.
"The priest said,"Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.
For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying,
"I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"
The Irishman replied,"Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in.
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cocka, you tell holy joke like that after the holy silais come and put holy water on your not so holy head,
simmie,
tell ur father!? this joke?!
simmie,
tell ur father!? this joke?!
lol... good one and cannot come at a better time. I am having certain issues with my church ppl regarding the principle of giving... I won't start here coz I dun want to sanctify your hamsap blog. Well, maybe next time! LOL
Good idea, next time I cuma rub-rub the money I intended for the 'bag' (the one where they pass out during mass). You absolve all my sins, ok?
May....well, at least we can poke fun at the christians and won't risk having them running riot burning up the town, stoning someone to death etc.
They take it in good spirit and just laugh it off.
simmie....what? Your dad must be a damn good sport. LOL
Ok, next time I'll send you some real humsap jokes and you forward them to him.
Ah Pek...Aiyoh! Put holy water on me ah? Don't lah...afterwards you'll see fumes coming out of my head and I'll melt in the sunlight. LOL
Helen...what? you're having problems with church members giving? Aren't they suppose to give 10% of their earnings? Are you sure you are not in a synagogue? ROFLMAO
5xmom.....rub-rub the money bag ok lah. Don't skali dip your hand in there and take out some money. LOL
SMS....no lah, definitely not mine. First, i would have put it in because the Good Book said "Go forth and multiply". Second, i don't have sins to confess.
King's wife....I won't rub-rub and leave her high and dry like that wan. That would be more sinful, right? LOL
They take it in good spirit and just laugh it off.
simmie....what? Your dad must be a damn good sport. LOL
Ok, next time I'll send you some real humsap jokes and you forward them to him.
Ah Pek...Aiyoh! Put holy water on me ah? Don't lah...afterwards you'll see fumes coming out of my head and I'll melt in the sunlight. LOL
Helen...what? you're having problems with church members giving? Aren't they suppose to give 10% of their earnings? Are you sure you are not in a synagogue? ROFLMAO
5xmom.....rub-rub the money bag ok lah. Don't skali dip your hand in there and take out some money. LOL
SMS....no lah, definitely not mine. First, i would have put it in because the Good Book said "Go forth and multiply". Second, i don't have sins to confess.
King's wife....I won't rub-rub and leave her high and dry like that wan. That would be more sinful, right? LOL
Aiyaya... I thought get to read yr confession liao...
What a disappointment *sigh*
btw, didnt know you are such a goodie, got no sins to confess har ? (lol)
What a disappointment *sigh*
btw, didnt know you are such a goodie, got no sins to confess har ? (lol)
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: 1:06 AM
Helen....To get them to rub,do you have to get them drunk first? LOL
ZMM....Although age catches up, like Helen, I too can put my tongue to good use. For added shiok-shiok effect,
I can tickle with my moustache summore. Aiyah..you don't know what you are missing lah. LOL
ZMM....Although age catches up, like Helen, I too can put my tongue to good use. For added shiok-shiok effect,
I can tickle with my moustache summore. Aiyah..you don't know what you are missing lah. LOL
OMG, Cocka, you know why I dreamt of bald men? I dare not say this on my blog. Cos I found one Shu Qi and that bald guy in some soft porn action. That's why I nightmare. Don't ever shave yourself bald, not ever!
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