Wednesday, March 08, 2006

 

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and
played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Comments:
now isn't this strange...

a girl friend of mine sent me the female version, and here's how it went:

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "NO!"

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, and did whatever with whomever she pleased.

LOL!
 
this is by far the best story i've ever read!
 
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "YES!"


7 years later:-

Girl became Wife ( Washing Ironing Fucking Etc )

Guy became Logong ( Looking Others Girls On New Gateway)
 
what a beautiful story. i shedded a few tears over it.
 
oh my god! this is absolutely the best story i have heard. i must admit, there were parts that got me a little teary eyed, especially the part where she said no. sob! sob! sooooo romantic. how come my love story cannot be like that one. so touching. well done!!! i recommend you for pulitzer prize, ok?
 
i hope there is a movie version for this story. sure win oscar one.
 
I like May's version more..

Make sure Ang Lee do the directing if this ever going to be made into a movie.. there'll be doggie style thrown in as well.
 
damn best story of the century, short and sweet.....where's the beer?
 
.... You forgot to mention blogging in the list of activites... and flirting with si-lais. :-0
 
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"


And they continue farking and farking and farking and live happily ever after. That's more like it.
 
May...that guy made the smartest decision. LOL

Wuching....thank you, more coming up. Stick around.

9393....wife must be "yap tuck cheoi fong, siong tuck chong" that type baru shiok.

Ah Pek....very touching hor? Missing out on your bachelor days ah? LOL

Lenglui....pukilitzer prize still up for grabs meh? That reminds me to catch up on that lin peh story project. I have not been following up for the last few days.

Seng Kor....i also think this would make a great blockbuster. I have short-listed you for the lead role since you are still bachelor.

ZMM.....Don't know seng kor agree to do doggie-style anot leh. LOL

Flyboy....**cocka toasting beer to flyboy** .... Bring On The Elks!!! LOL

Helen....yeah, actually this is damn addictive. Its like something is missing big time if I don't log on and blog hop everyday. Must be all you lovely silais hor. LOL

5xmom.... was that guy drunk when he asked? LOL
 
your MOHA don't allow you to do all these now?
 
King's wife....not as much as I love to. She is always complaining that I don't spend enough time with her. :(
 
What does MOHA stand for??

How come I'm not surprised you like Malena?? With such a babelicious Monica Belluci in it...you had a similar coming of age experience too??
 
Kat....that stands for Minister Of Home Affairs a.k.a. the wife.
Monica is stunningly beautiful in that movie. I really like Tornatore's work especially Cinema Paradiso.
Really moving. Heard that he directed another movie which is due for release this year.
 
Your Minister reads your blogs??

What do you do that requires travelling from Lumut and JB constantly??

Quite a paradox, Le Coq you..lover of opera and art films, and humsap persona..
 
So, does that mean you were the hero in the fairy tale and lived to tell this story??
 
Meow......purrr...purrr...no, luckily she does'nt read my blog. JB-Lumut shuttle is temporary...not too frequent. Most of the time, my colleagues travel there more often than I do. We have a couple of projects there.
Why? Paradoxical meh? Lover of arts cannot be humsap ah? In the old days, most sculpture or paintings are also done naked wat. Do you call those artist humsap as well?

Samm....Me ah? No lah....I'm married for too long now. :(
 
sure get best original screenplay !
 
Hmm..let me rephrase that...lover of opera and art films with a penchant of flowery chinese language.. *grins* Can't imagine a VCD seller extolling the virtues of Kurosawa's 'Rashomon' and Shakespeare's 'Julius Caesar'..

Agreed nudity is not humsap...isn't David a work of art?? Anyway I was referring to the way you sometimes answer certain blogs.. *scampers off so that Le Coq can spend more time with MOHA*
 
Kat..."lover of opera and art films with a penchant of flowery chinese language"....don't you love the diversity? LOL
Which blog in particular that you find me not humsap? Ah Yes, now that you mentioned. I practice 'self restrained' at ZMM's because as you are probably aware, there are only serious mothers that drop by there.

Yes, 'David' is indeed phenomenal. When i came face to face with this sculpture, I marvelled at every little fine details michelangelo chiseled.....the veins, the muscles, facial expressions etc.
My other favorite is 'Pieta'.
 
You are very refined and as you put it, restrained in LB's, May's, S.American's and FFlier's blogs...

What's a coq like you hanging out in a coop full of hens?? *grins* Do you have kids?

Isn't it amazing how the old masters can sculpt something as hard as marble into something that looks so yielding and compliant like robes and limbs? And obviously when the masters were creating their masterpieces, the last thing on their mind was humsap because most of the statues have really small KKCs, unlike porn stars of today..
 
No lah, I never considered my self 'refined', actually far from it.
Come to think of it, I don't know how come I ended there, i.e. coop full of hens LOL! Yes I have a girl who just turned 21 and she's studying atLame Cock Wank. What about you? what's the size of your litter?

Statues have really small kkc....wah you so observant ah? But then again, it's in a flacid state, so even John Holmes would've shrank to that size!
Do you go by another blog name, Msfeline perhaps??
 
Waahhh.. your girl is so big already! Studying media/graphic design course?

I have a little rabbit girl and a small monkey boy.

And no, sad to disappoint you, my (stagnant) blog name is nothing so enticing..
 
yeah, she is doing some useless course in graphic design. I became a daddy at 22 yrs old. You say I 'keng' or not? Hahaha!

So your kids are 7 and 2 respectively. Quite a handful at this age. I'm glad i went thru that many moons ago. Phew!
How come you seem to reply at odd hours? Are you in another time zone?
 
Someone mentioned GOLF? :)
 
Looking for information and found it at this great site... film editing schools
 
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