Sunday, April 30, 2006

 

The Gluttons' Meet


I had the pleasure of meeting Flyboy two Wednesdays ago. He came over to JB to gawk at the Malaysian belles, rallied and protested against the elevated bridge project, gawk at the Malaysian belles, had a sumptuous lunch with me and gawk at the Malaysian belles some more. Can you blame him for that after being cooped up in a surrounding with Large Horny Goats, sexy Elks and Grizzly bears? No, I guess not. Anything in a skirt and Scotsmen in kilts would have triggered his excitement!

We went Thai for I guessed he must’ve missed the food from this region tremendously judging from his previous post and the vast amount he ordered. I did not disappoint him either for I ordered enough to feed a battalion!
He spoke of the peaceful yet boring life in the Canadian Rockies, the severe cold ..the winter mornings where one could hardly find one’s shrunken pee-pee to wee wee, the tons of clothing one needs to wear just to take out the thrash. He shared pictures of some of the most beautiful natural surroundings I’ve seen and yes, Flyboy, I still don’t mind working there for a couple years.

Lunch was good, but the company was even better. Thanks for the opportunity to meet and I certainly look forward to the next one at your turf, perhaps.


2 days ago….

Attended another bloggers’ makan meet in KL. King’s wife organized this and I suggested the place. Wrong choice of place because there were renovations going on and it was rather hot that evening. On hindsight, perhaps we should have gone to the USJ-Taipan outlet instead. The quality of food was not up to their regular standards as well but this was compensated by the great company of those attended.


Ah May, Seng Chai, Humsap Linpeh, and King’s wife were the regulars while Kiki & Jomel are meeting some of us for the first time.

Kiki….a young, suave and hansem toyboy doctor practising in Leeds-istan, UK (United Kerala) was amongst the first to arrive with Linpeh.

Cocka: “Hi! I’m Cocka”
Kiki: “and I’m Kising”

Cocka: “Sorry, but who are you kissing? Huh? Wait, am I interrupting anything here?”
**turning to look at Linpeh with raise eyebrows as he was the only one with doc at that point of time**

Kiki: “No, my name is Kising”
Cocka: “Oh! For a moment there!”
**Hmmm…I wonder if his dad named any of his siblings Pising??**

Later that evening, doc has some interesting tales from afar.

Cocka: “So, have you performed any major surgeries?”
Kiki: “Yes, yes, I’ve done several circumcisions”

Cocka: “What was your most bizarre encounter in your profession?”
Kiki: “I was conducting a prostate test on Linpeh when a flock of bats rushed out of his arse! I have to hack my way thru’ the vines and twines ala’ Indiana Jones. There were echos also”

Psst!! Doc also has this kinky fetish of putting housemate 's underwear in the freezer and thawing them later. He also does the Full Monty citing reasons that he makes more money stripping than being a doc.

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Jomel….ahh.. she is so sweet like her blog picture! She finally got to meet the moustachio guy from JB. The Burt Reynolds resemblance as Lil’ Patchee sees it…….or the Saddam Hussein look-alike as the not-so-kind Ipoh mali mya silai puts it. :(

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Latest on Seng chai
Rumors have it that he is King’s wife’s long lost son.

Ah May said he behaved himself very well during their recent movie date. Actually, to tell you the truth, Seng Chai fell asleep in the cinema. His snoring was rather annoying to the audiences around him.

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Latest on King’s wife
Shares similar DNA traits with Seng Chai!

This time, I sat across her so that I won’t hurt my neck turning to the side to steal glances at this hot mama like the previous meet.

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Latest on Ah May
We have wrongly guessed her age all this while. How embarrassing! This lady is more than 4 decades! ….ok, ok I’m just kidding.

She looked like she has put on a few pounds since we last met. That explains why the tires threading on the driver's side of her car tend to wear off prematurely. Must have been after all that weekend synchronized baking with Ah Wong.

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Latest on Lin Peh
Still the same…..obnoxious, loud, full of shit and full of profanities self. LOL

We also learned that by law, he is entitled to park at handicapped zones.
His looks alone (in his driver license photo) were good enough for the Road Transport Department to accord him such privileges.

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On Saturday morning I sent a text message to Seng chai..

Cocka: “Why didn’t you take the free X-Men tickets and ask Ah May out to the movies.”

Seng Chai replied: “Next time pass it to me discreetly can anot? Every time take her to free movies makes me look damn cheapskate lah.”

Cocka: “Then take Titoki lah”

Seng chai: “No, I want to take both. Muahahahahaha!!!”

Cocka: “Tiu! You damn greedy!”


That’s the update for this meet. I’m looking forward to meet more new faces next time


Comments:
waaaaaa... weight-gain issue again? LOL! you "mmm tai tak" izit, kenot taste all that good food? and the last I checked, I could still wear my tight ass-huggin' jeans... ;)

don't worry about the noise at the restaurant lah. don't sweat it (figuratively speaking!). USJ-Taipan, even better - near my office! wooot!
 
May...waaa! you so fast reply already ah? doing on line synchronized baking again ah? Can i come over? **hopeful eyes**
 
uncle cocka.. dun burst my bubbles can or not? actuary itu hamsap linpeh says he will let me win in the whatever contest he is doing..
 
luckily u din use the word 'auntie'...
 
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Yes, am happy to finally meet you moustachey kor kor, and lin peh humsap kor kor, and the hunk di di, and the gorgeous jie jie and the cutiepie mei mei, with the bonus of getting to know ki(s)sing dashing loctor. It was really fun. Thank you for treating me to Oreos milkshake.
 
Wish I could be a new face.

One of these days. Just you wait.
 
Seng chai....dun burst humsap Linpeh bubble can anot? Otherwise, no one would wanna participate in his contest from now on if it's rigged.

KW....after witnessing how teruk Kiki kena wallop, do you think I'm suicidal to call you 'auntie'? *shivers*

Jomel....its my pleasure meeting you too. Next time bring fei mui and her sister(can't remember their names) along lah.

Simple yank....Yes, you must make a trip out here. We have nice sunny beaches, diving spots, orang utan sanctuary in borneo, and good chinese food.
 
WWWWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I wanna be there toooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POUTS!!!!!
 
Samm....You ought to hitch a ride from hubby and come down to KL one of these days.
 
cipet..i go south u mari central
 
Jomel,
So when we can meet lei ??
 
9393....wtf were you doing down south? All the action is in KL mah!
Now you want to hiao-hiao Jomel also ah? LOL
 
wtf I busy chasing horny squirrel I come here late, missed the convention in here waha

cock, u come here got AAA+ alberta beef, beef prime rib, beef pie beef everything... hmmm maybe I should move back LOL
 
and the pictures?
 
why this time only show photo of food? or was that round thing with all the olives one of the bloggers?!
 
Karipap boy......what lah you, come so late!
Got wagyu beef ah?

Ah Pek...what pictures? Come to KL and meet with us lah.

Lenglui...you want to see the bloggers' faces, go to http://wooliao.blogspot.com/
 
Wahliao, uncle cocka (Y i call u uncle oso duno) you make me sound like an arse-exploring loctor. Please, I specialise in foreskin transplants. Plus you forgot to mention I found an old hermit in Linpeh's backside...

The hot weather nice mah... as we watched all the beautiful women (to emphasise no aunties were there) sweating and getting their hairs blown about in the wind of the big-turbine fan and also dousing themselves with lambshanks and pasta. Nothing can beat that accept an old-fashion female mud restling... ho? Eh King's Wife you fancy fighting Ah May and Jomel in a friendly or not?
 
Not so kind si lai dropping by here!! Niamah, u did look like Saddam in ur pic mar!!! OK,OK, in order to shrug off being labelled 'unkind', I'll take back Saddam....

Waaa, so nice of u all to meetup again!
 
I had a good laugh reading your entry cocka doodle. Hahahahha....
 
kiki.....you found hermit ah? I thought dinosaur wor?
Yes, mud wrestling with the gurls I wanna take part. Round 2-kiki and linpeh. LOL

Helen....Saddam got so hansem meh? diu...
Oi! come back you gotta take back hussien also! LOL
When are you coming down to KL? We want to welcome you with pom-pom boys.
 
poison....tenkiu for stopping by.Make your self at home, kick off your shoes, laze on my sofa.....check out my fridge etc
 
thats a feast....
 
*swoons @ the flyboy's pic*

hmmm...looks familiar... PH?
 
Hi Cocka, nice read. Flyboy recounted to how he enjoyed the meeting with you and the spicy Thai food. Also, beer in the afternoon.

Wished I was there too.
 
Mother S, u can always date Cocka mah...

*give cock a nudge*
 
Thanks for the thought. I'll rather see u in pom poms and G.
 
Foodcrazee....yes, once in a while its good to pig out.

angel....flyboy very hansem in person wan. Thats why all the female elks and goats are attracted to him. LOL

Mother superior...hi and welcome to my blog. Yeah, you should come over one of these days for the good food.

Flyboy/karipap boy.....Oi! you want to get me into trouble issit?

Helen...that wan I'll perform privately for you lah when you come to KL.
 
cocka
why never invite me...i also hardup to meet some malaysian mui mui...

must organise at that beautiful thai rest u brought FF to
 
See fei....come! come! I can introduce you to some JB mei-mei.
Oi? I thought you singaporeans needed no introduction already? LOL

Let me know your next visit. I'll bring you to that rest. It's more beautiful at nite.
 
flyboy really so hensem?

...sometimes hensem oso no use lar if his 'fella' hiding donwan keluar... :P
 
i so jeles!!! when will it be my turn to meet u dahsyat ppl???? WAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
 
Why always bocor secret wan ! Lin Peh handicap parking oso u go and post ! Sommore, now my contest is out.....u tink still got peeple enter (other than seng kor) ? Diu ! LOL!
 
angel....yeah, flyboy single and eligible. I pull strings for you want?

yvy.....when are you coming to KL? what? we dahsyat ah? You ain't seen nothing yet. hehehe!

Linpeh....Thats a very hilarious song feature on your blog. I have 3 pak ku in mind oreadi.
 
me no sgrean lah. me spurned lover of Helen from Ipoh, so migrated to sg to forget about the past...*sob sob*
 
cock! go on date mother superior *nudges somemore* i know you wanna, bring seefei along as a lookout tai sui.... :D
 
cocka
at our service! my price is a treat at that *wink wink* JB thai restaurant. throw in a lobster meal, i can be your tai sui, body guard and driver too.
 
Really ka? Those tires are dangerous, no? Waaa, maybe too much weekend baking eh? ... Hmmm....
 
Lucky you.. 1 gay meet and an orgy..

I missed it liao!!

No wonder Kiki prefers to be called Kiki.. but King's wife showed me his pix.. wah.. damn lengjai.. damn! I didn't get to see him.
 
See fei...you spurned lover of Helen ah? That's a blessing in disguise! Did you see how drained and wasted that present guy is? LOL Hope she is not reading this...hehe

Flyboy...you wanna date her say so la...but since you are so far away, I'll be happy to do it for you. LOL

See Fei...no probs! Come over to JB and bring MS lah. I'll bring you guys to the restaurant. The place looks nice in the evening when its all lite up.

LB....hey italiano! No time no see you here liao! busy with all that cooking still?

Zmm....haha...who's the gay ah?
yeah...kiki got toyboy looks. You also laam laam him wan when you meet him. *sigh*...gone are those days when I looked like dat. :(
 
Donla. I paiseh oledi betul betul. cocka now I curious to see what u look like when u were younger... hehehe.
 
Keep up the good work »
 
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