Thursday, April 27, 2006

 

Mememememememememe!!!!

Wuching eat full nothing to do…..tagged me on this meme.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn on page 18 and find line 4.
First I thought I read "grab the boob nearest to you..." For a moment i felt damn shiok!. How anti-climax.....diu!

page 18 is the centerfold…..no line 4. Just mmmmm….nice…drooling pictures of voluptuous ….gorgeous…sexy babes. Be back to this meme once I finish reading this mag.

**one hour later**

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
She might think I’m trying to grab her boob again.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
A much awaited flat screen TV. See, I could not afford one of those wall-mounted new flat screen plasma. So I just be a little imaginative and creative and make do with what I have.
The tools for this conversion are courtesy of Ah Pek’s hardware shop.

Ignore the outside. From inside the living room, my wall-mounted flatscreen TV looks damn good.


4.Without looking, guess what time it is?
4.30 pm 55 sec?.

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
Aiyah! Missed by 5 secs

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the waves rushing to the shore and breaking gently….. the barman preparing cocktails with his shaker......seagulls squeaking.........
Wake up! Wake up! Cocka

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
When I was throwing out an insurance salesman trying to sell me policies and unit trusts I don’t need. Hmmm…they are getting very creative these days.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My secretary’s cleavage. Everyday also I look. She damn hiao-hiao wan.

9. What are you wearing?
Before or after I looked at my secretary??

10. Did you dream last night?
only wet ones.

11. When did you last laugh?
Before I filed in my income tax returns.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Lizard shit….artistically stuck on to the wall like some kind of abstract art.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
’Abstract art’ from the wall falling into my coffee cup.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Was this developed by MENSA?? Damn blardy brain taxing.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Swedish Erotica.
Pssst!!!! Ah Pek! Want to swap with me the Swedish Delight that you bought?

16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy?
First thing, I buy all the different languages newspaper to check on the lottery results and see if there’s a misprint. Not satisfied, I’ll log on to the lottery’s website to check again.
Still not satisfied, I’ll go for an eye check.

17. Tell me something about you that I dunno.
First, I dunno what is it that you dunno about me. So, in order for me to tell you something that you dunno about me, I have to know what is it that you dunno about me, so that I can tell you what you dunno about me.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
One thing only ah? Where got enough?
I would legalized drugs, polygamy, prostitution, …..well I’ll start with legalizing holding hands and kissing in the park first.

19. Do you like to dance?
only the lambada with Jennifer Lopez

20. George Bush.
His wife got a bushier bush

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
When I had my daughter, I was enjoying a nice cup of Jasmine tea. So I named her Jasmine. Isn’t she glad that I wasn’t drinking teh tarik, Bloody Mary or Tequila Pop at that time.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
There are 1.2 billion chinamen not including those born outside china. You want so many children for what??

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
No, I miss bolehland too much…dim sum, assam laksa, char koay teow, nasi lemak, nasi beriyani, fish head curry.

24. What do you want GOD to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
”COCKA HAS ARRIVED!!!! CODE RED , REPEAT CODE RED!!!
ALL ANGELS PROCEED TO BATTLE STATION!!!
ELECTRIFY THE GATES!!!
RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE!!!
DON’T LET HIM TAKE OVER MY THRONE!!!”

25. Five (5) people who must also do this meme in their journal.

Whoever wants to do go ahead lah.


Comments:
how u know george bush's wife got bushier bush ah?
 
i like the way u install ur flat screen tv but how u turn it on wor?
 
Great meme response. I cannot stop laughing.

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Okay now I can stop.
 
May...bcos Bush's bird got lost in her bushier bush.
Psst! Rumors has it that he won't go down on her for the fear that he can't find his way out. LOL

Wuching.....turn it on??? duh...what's dat???

SA.....have you done this one? No? OK you're tagged! Hehehe
 
Aiseh. Kenna tag mah.

Okay. I need something for the weekend.
 
hahha, the window unit TV very the funny lah!!!! It reminds me of those old school air-conds
 
ohh.. you like the "lam pah dua" dance.
i do the "mak kai lin ah" more often.
 
Early in the morning and u make me laugh so much that i cant get back to sleep again........... knn
 
Hiao hiao secretary with nice longkang? wah, you mah damn shiok everyday!
 
don't bluff lah. can see the wire from outside also not yet plugged in also. your new plasma tv to admire only ah, not to see. curious...raining how? you must stand outside with umbrella protecting the tv while daughter and wife watching inside ah? kakaka
 
waa waa waa...Viva La Cocka!!!
You see boobs more than you read books, izzit?
*grins*

~~sun~~
 
Simple Yank....oh yes, go ahead and do this meme. I know you love memes.

Simmie....Don't laugh at my TV laa...I poor man mah. :(

Ah Pek....Hahahaha!! That's a good one. Mak kai lin ah dance is for old ppl hor.

Samm....knn!! Why early morning also you want to go back to sleep?

sooi2....can see but cannot touch wor. You say shiok anot? Its like having a piece of meat pie in front of you but you can't eat it. Well, you know the feeling.

Lenglui....welcome back. Huh! stand outside holding umbrella? No...not me.
I got my mother in law to do that for us. Muahahahaha *wicked laughter**

Sun....I'm a boobs and butt's man mah...can't help it wan. They say baby girls will wean from breastfeeding after 1 year or 2 but the boys will never wean. Throughout their lives they will be looking for boobs to suck. True anot? LOL
 
Hahahaha.....I like your plasma TV!!!
One of my sis' neighbour has this HUGE TV (it practically covers the entire wall!) in their living hall. I think I'll camp outside their house during World Cup!

OMG! My neighbour's son is holding my water hose and spraying and shaking the water up in the air..why am I suddenly reminded Cocka and aeroplanes??? ROTFLMAO..
Children are having their own Songkran festival outside my house!!
 
diu! nice meme there
 
Kat, you're a World Cup fan ah? You reminds me of a lady friend who is also into football big time.
Started during her pregnancy when she couldn't sleep at night. These days she is a bigger fan than her hubby.

Foodcrazee....nice meme must diu also meh? :)
 
Haha, funny...

BTW, you have got a nice blog here! Keep it up!
 
hi angel....thanks for stopping by. Will comeover to shit on your blog when free, yeah! wait for me!
 
I like your flat screen TV also.. very inovative!
 
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