Saturday, April 22, 2006

 

My Weird Dream

I had a dream last night….
It went like this.


Gatekeeper: “Halt! Who goes there?”

Me: “It’s me, Cocka Doodle”

Gatekeeper: “Hmmm…..let me check the registry. C…..C……”
**Wet finger with saliva……..Flip flip pages….**

“Nay, your name is not here. Try checking with Lucifer.”

Cocka: “My time is not up yet lah, St. Peter, or San Pedro, or St. Pierre whatever they call you. I’m here to check whether my friend's name is on the list”

Gatekeeper: “No, you can’t do that. I won’t entertain such request”

Cocka: **Pluck-pluck the feathers off St. Peter’s wings**

Gatekeeper: “OUCHHHH!!!!! Stop it!!! stop it!!! You sadist!!!"

Cocka: “So how? Are you going to help me out or not”

Gatekeeper: “Ok, ok I’ll do it, I’ll do it. But please don’t tell anybody. What’s your friend’s name?”

Cocka: “Lisa”

Gatekeeper: “Eh! There are hundreds of thousands of Lisa on my registry lah. Be more specific can anot?”

Cocka: “Siao Char Boh”

Gatekeeper: “Hmmm…..let’s see….”
**Flip flip flip thru’ pages**
“Ah yes! Her name is here. ….but written in pencil, that means not confirmed yet”

Cocka: “Good. Rub it off your registry. Give her another chance. Her time is not up yet”
**Passing eraser to St. Peter**

Gatekeeper: “What??? You mad ar?? You want me to loose my job issit??
No I can’t do it. You go ask God to do it”

Cocka: “Aww!! C’mon!! Why would you want to bother big G? He is so busy with sunset mass this evening and sunday mass. There are so many people waiting in line to talk to Him and that’s why He appointed you to be the Gatekeeper. You are empowered to make that decision.”

Gatekeeper: “Nope, I can’t do it…I won’t do it”

**Cocka snatched the halo from the St Peter and played Frisbee with it. It ricochet off the Pearly gates and decapitated the head of the guardian angel’s statue .....like a guillotine**

Cocka: “I’m going to bend it and return to you as one twisted halo…no wait!
I got a better idea. I’m going to bend and shape it like Lucifer’s horns. Muahahahaha!!!!”

Gatekeeper: “No! No! Please don’t, don’t do it……ok ok , I’ll will erase her name”

Cocka: “Make sure you do it. Give her another chance. That's all I ask.
And don’t rewrite her name there when I’m away. Otherwise, I’ll come back with Wingz bangla workers to come dismantle your Pearly Gates. They are worth a lot of money you know….Muahahahahaha”

**evil laughter as Cocka returns halo to St. Peter**





Ok, Lisa. You’ll be all right. Come on back now, girl. We all miss you!

Comments:
weird but good dream! as long as Lisa's going to be ok, yea? :)
 
Thats my hope. Lisa gets better.

Got to keep praying and dreaming.
 
Really weird dream. Showing your sensitve side, Le Coq? Very sweet. And I was very impressed with your reply to KW's post on her maid. So when are we going to hear you sing praises of your MoHA? *grins*
 
This is funny, at the same time, heartwarming. Brought tears to my eyes. Bless you.
 
if u see he still refuse to erase her name, make sure u bring back a pair of BBQ wings.
 
woi.. you went to the wrong gate!!! SCB is a buddhist, you should have dreamt that you are the monkey king "sun woo kung" who went and bullied "chung qui" the guy in charge of the death alamac,and tore off the page where his name was written thereby making him an immortal!

Anyway, it was a good dream. SCB will return!
 
Hope she wakes up soon. So sad that she had to slip into a coma just like that.
 
Ah May...I also dreamt of you inviting me over for pies too. *hint-hint*

SA.....yep, keeping our fingers/toes crossed.

kat....you are so easily impressed meh? Actually, I was speaking from experience. MOHA had fibriosis many years ago. Even after the initial ops, she had a recurrence. In the end, we opted for hysterectomy.
I thought I stumbled upon your blog a few weeks ago. Where is it now?

Jomel....what happened to your extra-long profile pix?

Seng chai....Hahaha! I will keep that in mind.
You never fail to amuse me with your comments everytime.

Ah Pek.....I' not really familiar with chinese mythology wor.

Samm....yep, life is so fragile these days.
 
i prayed earnestly for her in church yesterday...i'm sure it would just be a matter of time b4 she wakes up.

had anyone tried aromatherapy to revive her? izit allowed in hospital?
 
Hmph.. He'd better give face to Burt Reynolds! Am glad to hear SCB is progressing well.. I hope she'll get back on her own feet asap. ;)
 
yeap ! she will return.........coming soon

The Return of SCB
 
Your blog so bright and bee-oo-ti-foo now, and with such big fonts too.. I also want to fatt hau and revamp a bit. It'll be back, but most probably more of a si-lai cooking class. You still want to come-ah?? ;) Can..we talk rugby summore... :D
 
That's a nice dream....

Have you started polishing your pom-cha-cha shoes already?
 
Anon......aromatherapy in ICU ah? Are you one of those Lamgberger or Belair salesperson ah?
For SCB I recommend that you stock whisky or sangria scent. Got ah?

Lil' Patchee.....Ahem! I look like Burt Reynolds meh? Not the gay part I hope. LOL

Foodcraze.....thanks for stopping by. Your profile nick already make my mouth water liao! LOL

Meow......Actually the old one crashed on me halfway while I was fiddling with it. So I've picked a different template bcos can't find the old one.
Silai cooking class ah? Invite me over for dinner lah!

ZMM......why? You want to ask me out dancing issit? Phua Chu Kang's yellow boots ok ah? LOL
 
weird but good dream, ya?
I'm sure her name is erased for good!
 
KW....I also dreamt of you and I sharing a cake you just baked. *hint hint*
 
cocka: see? this is y i chose to remain anon. ppl r so quick to judge even when u have a good intention at heart. i'm a long-time lampe berger user and had thought of sending FREE oil & diffuser to her room if it wud help her. aromatherapy is a proven science, not some mumbo jumbo.

sangria and whisky scent? after wat had happened dat lead to this unfortunate event, i hope u're kidding.
 
http://www.tbihelp.org/chatlog-6-11-2000.html

[19:59:27] Mod: Dr. Canedo a question was asked sometime ago, and I'm not sure we answered it. Is aromatherapy good to be used with people in a coma?

[20:00:28] Dr._Canedo: Aromatherapy is certainly a sensory stimulus and can be of value in a coma stimulation program

[20:01:03] Dr._Canedo: Once again to be able to monitor its effects we must apply controls in intensity , type and frequency

[20:02:26] Dr._Canedo: In some setting it is known as olfactory stimulation which is a fancy word for the presenting of aromas and the observation of their impact on responses on both observed and physiological measures

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personally, i think we should be doing something proactive (like lin peh, for one) to help Lisa instead of just blogging abt it. i suggest that we read up as much as possible on the different types of stimulation we can give her to revive her senses...and DO IT!!!Let's face the fact... the longer she stays in coma, the greater risk of brain damage there will be.
 
Burt ah Burt, pweeease check your e-mail. ;)
 
LOL.. wei, nice going rooster!!

Dun know what to say. (coz gotta respect SCB) Next time, next time..... ** thinking of 101 ways to skin the chicken...**
 
god bless scb
 
big tall fella, heart like gold
aiyoh you ah, damn hard act to follow :P
 
Flyboy - You hitting on Cocka ar??
 
Anon.....ok lah ok lah. Just kidding about the whisky and sangria lah. Don't be so siew hei lah.
Drop me a mail if you want to get in touch with her parents. Can get them talk to the hospital and bring in the diffuser. I'm sure the hospital will oblige.

Lil Patchee....sau toe chor. Tankiu!

Helen....I belanja you eat big BBQ wings want anot?

Wuching....I'm sure He does

Flyboy.....echoing Helen's thoughts....You hitting on me ah? ROFLMAO!!!

Helen.....you jeles ah?
 
u r tagged!
 
cocka: ok, anda dimaafkan. just tot u deserved a bit of flaming since u literally ran straight into my "trap". diu! :p

but i still think we need to be more proactive to help lisa. wat abt her favourite music? is anyone playing dat to her? time is crucial...but what's ur email addy la??
 
Wuching...tagged?? what tagged??

anon.....you sadist! Like to flame ppl wan! niamah! lol
yeah, i think you've got a good suggestion about her fav music. maybe I'll get Linpeh to include the recording of her daughter's voice as well.
My e-mail addy is doodle.cocka@gmail.com
Oh..by the way, I think I know who you are. :)
 
flamed chicken peri-peri, phwoar, u so pandai arr? LOL

ok, tell linpeh dat these are 5 songs that shud be in the recording:

Leslie Cheung "foong kai chuuk choi"
Alam Tam "pang yao"
Gwen Stefani "luxurious"
Mariah Carey "we belong together"
Gorillaz "feel good"

(http://garglewithseawater.blogspot.com/2006/01/more-ejaculation-more-energy-meme-tag.html)
 
ok, anon. tell Lin Peh liao.
 
Wuah, like monkey god kacau the heavenly god mya kinda dream. You tell Lisa lah, she better get well and cepat cepat go home before May 12 or else I am going to kong yeh sou until her telinga also long. Or lagi teruk, I go sing song for her.
 
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awww so sweet... that's nice.. :)
 
helen jeles eh? LMAO
 
5xmom....your blog nowadays become yeh soe blog oreadi ah? i see orso sked to comment.
What's May 12th? You can sing songs ah, Lilian? send me one of your recording and let me listen.

Anon...you also promote sex sites are? ...and you made $900 last month while open leg big-big having fun ah?

Shireen K....thanks for dropping by. if you lick me, you'll find that I'm sweeter. LOL

Flyboy...ya, she wants me all to herself. Muahahahaa!!
 
lick meh..... not really used to licking la... prefer sucking... :X
 
Shireen......**PLOMP!!!! cocka falls off chair**
I like, I like
 
got abit shy* tim.....

sweets is to suck.. not lick.. lollipop is to lick not suck.. :X
 
Very nice site! »
 
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