Saturday, July 15, 2006

 

Lin-Cocka-Wingz University College Of Creative Yamade

Plofessor Lansi Latuk Loktor Lin-Cocka-Wingz

A tripartite ‘educational’ blogging personalities in Bolehland, Plofessor Lansi Latuk Loktor Lin-Cocka-Wingz are 3 highly ‘sek pau moe yeh choe’ bloggers with a multitude of yamade skills to impart.



They were selected as Bolehland’s sole entry for the global Screwing Instructor of the Year Award in Sweden held in June 2006.



A dynamic track record spanning some 40 years as a successful pioneers of ‘doggy-style’ specialist, the ‘Wheelbarrow stunt’, ‘The Cartwheel frolick’, 'The Helicopter Twirl' and Choosing The Sex Of the baby has undisputedly gained fame as the hallmark courses of their reputable international university – the Lin-Cocka-Wingz College University Of Creative Yamade.




Plofessor Lansi Latuk Loktor Lin-Cocka-Wingz are well-known for their innovative approach to sex education and their 'sex industry-within-university' practice are constantly researching and patenting new ‘mind-blowing’ yamade styles.




In addition to pioneering creative sex education, they have set up the 'Balakong's Belakang Innovation Centre' to position "Bolehland as My Second Home" for those who practice alternative lifestyles.




The three of them currently hold the presidential post of the Maraysian-Shanghai Piaomeis exchange program.

They forsee the infinite synergies from uniting the current widely dispersed sex industry to strengthen their ability to market these erotic skills and capabilities globally.





For more information please call 1-800-YAMADE or speak to our education consultants.

Comments:
By the way, individual classes also available.
 
DAMN GOOD!!! hahaa...LOL!!
I am sure your school will be a roaring success!
 
Err, Excuse me

where do i register for this program? full time available?
 
OMG!!! O.O!!!

*close eyes... pengsans...*
 
i want to enrol! but no need to graduate, just keep enrolling, i'll take the course over & over again!
 
LMAO ....waawaaaka
got sell franchises or not? :D
 
Fuiyohhh...yamade !! register for 6 mths can anot? kenot ar?? then 1 year lor.
Skool fees apa macam kira wan?
 
got offer life membership ah?
 
awesome!!
but hor... why all no shave wan? so liuliu... *LOL* :P
 
yokatta! free garu-dufrendu ?
 
!!!!so malu lah. everyone does in the same building. one bilik one pair better lah. where did u get the pictures anyway? I'm truly shocked.
If really got these kind of classes. i hope they teach protection also oh.
 
So how long it take to graduate? I bet it will be the fastest, only take a minutes to graduate....

Then you ppl sure untung banyak lar..1 minute course..charge banyak banyak
 
this is accually not a yamade skool it is durex quality control department.....
 
all ur students are MINE !!!!
 
convo time wear wht?
 
Eh, harlow. U'd better remember to pay ur rent ah..... and do throw away all those used durex after the classes.
 
Damn, school was never this exciting during my school time. If it's like this, I would have had my MBA 5 times over with first class honours.

I could have taught in Oxford or Harvard...;-(
 
sign me up.
 
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?????????

Why all your male students so fugly one???!!! LOL.

If got better looking one like Takeshi Kaneshiro, let me know. Die die also I'll join. Muahahahaha. ;)
 
why so unfair? all the men are still in their undies keh. and they all wear the same white trademark underwear.
 
I wan to be the resident professor!!
 
me - the guys are probably less confident of their 'assets'...
 
Your students will either have to use Durex.. or they'll have to buy Dumex later!
 
how much the fees? i sold my bungalow and mercedis oso wanna join...

Dun care...i wan join!!!
 
got garantee pau sang chai or not? i want to enrol.
 
Lin Peh…..you have the honour to conduct one on one classes with ‘selected’ students.

King’s Wife….The school will only be successful with you support. Please enroll soon. We need experience staff too. LOL

Earl Ku….yes full time courses are available, but can you last that long ah? LOL

May…..**catches Ah May as she faints…carries her up the stairs….singing “The room at the top of the stairs”**

Wuching…. If you don’t graduate, we’ll make sure that all your sex partners are 50 yrs old and above. LOL

Flyboy….Hmm…Let’s talk business, twinning programs?? 2+1 ?? wait! Or were you talking bout 2 on 1? LOL

Ace1….6 months are short courses. Short courses are for people with short dicks.
Psstt!! The enrolment forms are at the reception. (Stifling laughter)

Simmie… You want life membership for what? Who wants to screw an old lady wor? LOL

Angel….shaving is another class. Yes we offer that also. Oh yes, I too like them shaved. It’s hard to find one’s way out after getting lost in the jungle.

Pisang goreng…. Hai! Itchibawa kudasai neh?

Mirror…for personalized attention, please see Linpeh. Why are you shocked? This is what the country lacks….proper sex education. Yes, we teach them protection…like how not to let nymphomaniacs bite off their dickheads during blowjobs etc.

LP…..takes only a minute??? Geez….what have you been missing? ROTFLMAO!!
I think we want you as a permanent staff,. Let’s discuss your terms, benefits etc. *drooling*

Pisang….yes, as a reputable university, we do offer ourselves for condom research and clinical trials. Otherwise, that’s the reason why we are all here- failed condoms. LOL

Vad3r….you damn 9 greedy. We share share can anot?

Sengjai….dunno wor. So far everyone refuse to graduate wor.

Samm….those used Durex are washed and reused. No wastage here.

Helen….if school was like this, you not only graduated with MBA but with a PhD as well. LOL…but I could still confer upon you an honorary doctorate, want?

Frostier….definitely! Psst! I’ll try and pair you up with Titoki’s sister as well for extra fees. LOL After this course, she won’t dump you no more. Guarantee wan!

Titoki…..Takeshi Kaneshiro we don’t have la. This closest we have Takeshi Linpeh. Can or not? We give you discount lor. LOL

Lenglui….the white undies are college issued. They are all the same. Only some got skid marks if you take a closer look. LOL

Ah Pek…can, we always have that position for you along with greats like Helen. Bring your neighbor’s wife also.

Helen….the girls are supposed to take off the guys’ undies with their mouth. Its part of the training.

ZMM….Those who end up buying Dumex automatically failed the course. Just like they say the highest level of unprofessionalism is a pregnant prostitute. LOL

Sotongking….You think got money only we must accept you ah? You must meet the pre-requisites. If your kkc do not meet the entry requirement, you’ll have to do a matriculation from our India yogi gurus. Please check details from my June 3rd post on The C-Tag.

See Fei….pau sang chai that one is our speciality. Please click on link Choosing The Sex Of The Baby.
 
Cocka, undoubtedly, you trio are the CHEW CUP MO DIK Humsap Bloggers in Bolehland !!! (lol)
 
You need a foreign instructor?
 
Dreamie...no lah. We don't consider ourselves as such. We are in the 'education' business.

Simple Yank....Sure a foreign instructor would be a tremendous help. I read it somewhere that you are hung like a horse.
Besides, the participants could draw upon your vast experience gathered from your tour of duty in Korea.
 
cocka: nanti sked tuition fee go up mah....
 
Simmie - there is alot of free tuition available. All you gotta do is ask..lol I bet Cocka will gladly volunteer his 'expertise'..:-P
 
Hahahahahahahahhaha.....
 
Hey, you got the full video or not?
 
Simmie....in our case, the older you get the cheaper the fees! Errr...Helen gets to come for free. Wakakakaa!!!

Helen....it'll be an honour. let me train her up properly. Jim will thank me for it. LOL

Poison.....is that your orgasm cry?

Inevitable.....got, you want? But why do you want it? For wanking ah? LOL
 
Wanna organize the same event... need this to persuade girls to join.
Send to me email pls. Thanks
 
Weeeeeee.... Lin Cock Wingz Uni finally opening ceremony already ah? Who are your lecturers? *wink*
 
dont forget to bring some application form for the thursday bloggers meeting!!
 
HOLY SHIT! ENROL ME!
 
Inevitable....pls see our charge d' affaires officer, Linpeh.

Lil Patchee...newly weds are most welcome. We have special package tailored for you and Inspector. LOL

Seefei...You can also enrol online since we are also MSC status.

Ian....ok, but first you must satisfy our joining criteria. Kkc must be at least 6 inches long....flacid state. LOL!!!
 
Woiiii Why no picture see one ???
Kena cuci ka ??
 
Keep up the good work » » »
 
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