Wednesday, July 05, 2006

 

Newsbreak 2

It is 2010, the WC is being held in South Africa. ...(sounds of bongo drums playing in the background)

England (again) is being hail as WC contender (as usual) and being tout as one of the favourite to win the tournament.
They pass the group stage by beating New Zealand 1-0 (by an own goal)

Then they beat Lexumborg 2-0, and their last game they drew 2-2 with Peru.

Their odds was shorten, all players said they are confident of winning the title, their coach (Steve McLaren) were looking forward to the final.

No one can believe what happen on the round of 16, they were beaten 8-0 by Ghana !!!!!!!! Essien score a hat trick. The whole nation were in mourning, the players cried.

The next day, the players and coach regroup, they know that they will be slaughtered if they goes back to England, so they decide to go for the safari tour instead. They were enjoying themselves when they were kidnapped by a cannibal tribe. The cannibal were celebrating of the upcoming feast, then the tribal recognize those STAR players from England.

CHIEF: aren' t you the English team manager?
Steve : yes

CHIEF: my men are going to cook your team for dinner, but if you can beat our village soccer team, I will let you go.
Steve: ok. (very confident)

Steve got a shock of his life when the Chief assembled 11 monkeys to faces his team, he question the Chief and refuse to play the match. The chief kill him on the spot.

Steve went to heaven, he is worried what will happened to his team. 2 hours later, his captain John Terry join him in heaven.

Steve: what happened???
John: we can't back out of the match after seeing what they did to you, they will kill us anyway if we don' t play. And anyway we are very confident of beating them, they are only playing 11 monkeys against us, we are WORLD CLASS players

Steve: so what happened? Why are you here?
John: those monkeys were good, they tried to defend in numbers, but Rooney and Crouch did managed lot of shots between them, but their goalie is even better, he swing on the bar and catch whatever we shoot on them.

Steve: then?
John: Rooney got himself send off for arguing with a monkey.

Steve: oh no, so we lost the game?
John: no, we played well with 10, but no goals between us, so the match goes into extra time and still deadlock.

Steve: then why are you here?
John: WE LOST ON PENALTY.

Comments:
Rooney damn sohem la...
He ledi famous punya famous,even our local radios start to talk about him

"Rooney shoots 20++ on shot target but none went into the net"

Poor thing...
 
Best!!!! One of your better laughs!!!
 
You are mad! But I suppose you knew that already ;)
 
HEAVEN?!

They should go to HELL laa!!! ;PppPpppP

P/S: I support anyone who plays against England and Beckham.
 
i dont get it? why john was with steve in heaven?
 
sotong....maybe his actual name is Looney. LOL

LB.....thanks for the call, mate! it was indeed nice chatting with you although i had no idea who i was speaking too initially. LOL!!

Lil' Joy...a little madness is what this straight laced world needs.

titoki.....For once we agree on something, bout England and Beckham. Did you see how wimpy he played?

Seefei.... The story too 'cheem' ah? LOL
 
Why tease the English players one? Beckam so lengjai you jealous ah?
 
hah? hah? england got play football meh? got loose meh? eh, what is football hah?
 
You're really cock!! LOL

Hey, you're just too generous. You think they can still go to heaven after killing so many ppl's hope?? Nay... straight down to 18th floor.
 
alamak... football... not quite my cup of tea, I just like the good-looking players... teehee!
 
Wakakakaka.....

This one is just as good as the other. AHahahhahaha.....

England players are very temperamental like having period like that. Wakakakkakaka.... I might get my heads chopped off for saying that out loud. But then again, fact is they just lost to Portugal! Wakkakkakaka... And my team is still in the running for a place in the final. *crossing finger* France is just as strong with Zizou around and with Thiery around, they make a deadly combo
 
Niasing you also blog about "C" "C" Game as you call it.lol
 
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LOLOL! Liu!!!
 
I think I could watch soccer if monkeys were playing. hehe
 
*grins*
 
wwakakkakkakaka
how come everyone nowadays got music on the site....
 
ZMM.....no lah, not jeles. Brad pitt cannot be jeles of beckham, right? Muahahaha!!!

Ah pek.....Maybe if I refer them as Pommies you would know. (POME = prisoner of mother england) A term describing the English coined by Aussies.

Helen....Thanks for the compliment.

may.....and good looking bloggers too, I suppose. *wink wink*

Poison....LOL at your remark bout them being temperamental. They think the world owes them.

9393.....if you noticed, I wasn't glorifying 'em football players. I'm actually taruh-ing them. To me, they are the greatest hollywood actors.
The level of refereeing is also suspiciously bias.

askingtoo.....you can take your $900 and shove it up your ass.

angel....Liu u too. LOL

Simple Yank...well said. the monkeys would have been more exciting.

Lenglui....*wink*

Flyoy.....all these while we have music, but you just did not have the broadband to download it.
Enjoy the song.
 
We watched football only to ogle at the hunks
 
Engrand has been overrated. That sohai Looney kena butt fucked by his colik in Man United, that gay Ronaldo...
 
Looney the toon? wuahahaha..
 
aisay, dunno who is who. Just show me all the lengjais. :D
 
LOLOLOL!! good one. still cant forget how that lampar n the other 2 idiots missed the penalty. gerrard cried somemore!! yisshh..
 
SMS.....err...other sports got no hunks meh?? Like sumo-wrestling? LOL

inevitable....they have always been overrated. why? Ronaldo stole your boyfriend ah? LOL

Ace1....Looney tunes.

king's wife....You another one drooling over all the leng jais. *sigh*
Try watching sumo.

Crazygrr...welcome! Hahaha...ROTFL...I like the way you call Lampard.
 
all ka neng... cant even kick penalty
 
Ya lor, their penalty so weak. But Lampard really suey ah, kicked before whistle and got it in, and then 2nd try cannot get in. Eh? Was it Lampard or Carr... (can't spell name).

Anyhow, I'm so sad Germany lost. Sob for lengjai Ballack. He's such a solid guy. Good leadership.

Now, there's Ribery.
 
Dreamie....ya lah. Dunno what those guys doing the nite before the game.

MS.....Men are like that wan. After the first powerful shot, the second one will be weaker, LOL. ...regardless of lampard or the rest. Must wait a while lah.
Waa...you laam lengjai Ballack ah? You got good taste leh.
 
Ay, how come ah, LB's in KL, and you drive up so often to KL to meet all of them, ah? Are you coming for the Singapore meet or not? So far, I think you know... hmmm... robin? Leonard? Eh... you know me lah, FF's friend. Oh, I think Carcar may be coming.

Think it's on 1st week of August. I'm damn blur. You drive up and down so freely, SIN is definitely shorter than KL!!! Only costlier. Haha..
 
MS.....KL is actually where I come from, so I come home here every alternate week. Besides, I make frequent business trips here as well.
Yes, I'm definitely game to meet up with the Singapore bloggers. Just let me know when and I'll try to make time.
it'll be great to meet up with you and the gang. Certainly looking forward to it.
 
cocka
must come to blogger meeting in SG...look forward to see you!
 
God save the Queen.
And her fucking football team.
 
wah, now england kena from every corner man... :)
 
Seefei....yes! yes! I'm commmmiiiiinnnnggggg!!!! Arrrrghhhhhh!!!

Vlad....The team?? naw...they don't deserve to be saved. thanks for dropping by.

Simon.....welcome! they only got themselves to blame.
 
SG bloggers meet! Cocka you must go.....
 
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