Saturday, August 19, 2006

 

Suffocation *Gasp*

Asphyxia is a condition of severely deficient supply of oxygen to the body that arises from being unable to breathe normally. Asphyxia causes generalized hypoxia, which primarily affects the tissues and organs most sensitive to hypoxia first, such as the brain, hence resulting in cerebral hypoxia. Asphyxia is usually characterized by air starvation but this is not always the case; the urge to breathe is triggered by rising carbon dioxide levels in the blood rather than diminishing oxygen levels. Sometimes there is not enough carbon dioxide to cause air hunger, and victims become hypoxic without knowing it. In any case, the absence of effective remedial action will very rapidly lead to unconsciousness, brain damage and death.The constriction of the arteries and/or veins in the neck, such as in certain types of strangulations, do not cause asphyxia but rather direct cerebral hypoxia. Asphyxiation or suffocation refer to the process of asphyxia, where the body becomes increasingly hypoxic.

Smothering refers to the obstruction of the flow of air from the environment into the mouth and/or nostrils, for instance by covering the mouth and nose with a hand or a plastic bag or in the case of Linpeh...with a humongous boob!



Happy Birthday Linpeh!
Enjoy your birthday present,...and be sure you don't suffocate! LOL

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Tank Q veli much Uncle cocka ! The present veli nice ;-)
 
Wuahh!! this piao mei graduated from Lin Cocka Wingz university wan ka? Looks so experience la.
 
happy birthday linpeh!
 
Another July baby! LOL.
 
HAHHAHA! wahlaooo!!

i didnt read the fai wah on top. the pic tell a thousand hamsap words liao! hahahah
 
OMG... *gasp*

Btw, "Happy Burpday, lin peh"
 
wahhh...enjoying til ears oso red kar???lol

linpeh :tat day i got send u the world record mia...post it out lar...hehe
 
hahaha no wonder just now linpeh mia face so pale la!!!!
 
Gila meh!! You want Lin Peh to die ahh.

Like that kind of present also you give one.

But next year my birthday also give one okay or not
 
Wingz- not only his face pale, his nose a bit flat, you no see mei?
 
wot about you? wat present u want? u oso wanna turn blue & red like this?

Happy Ciao-day, Lin Peh! I may be 'big' but not that big! :P
 
I'm sure linpeh doesn't mind suffocating this way!
 
happy birthday linpeh..

the pict very suffocating lah..
i can foresee someone become cyanosed soon...
LOL
 
Unkle cocka ! Dun worry. Lin Peh sure give u one big big present cum your birdday ! To the rest of the gang....Tank Q veli much the all with wishes ! YAMADE ! ;-)
 
Linpeh....glad you like the present. Eh! Why your two free hands no play with the other boob? Pengsan ledi ah? LOL

Ace1....yes, that piaomei graduated from LCW uni. How you know? She was your classmate ah? She used to sit behind you in class,right? How I know ah? Because your 'pui chek' all blue black liao mah. LOL

Wuching....give him some of your beautiful daffodils la.

Titoki....yeah, if you notice the trend back in those days without internet, astro etc...most babies were conceived towards the year end when the monsoon season begins. Our parents stayed home during the rainy season and hentam kau kau. That's why our birthdays are around this time. LOL

Winn liuliu....how can you say that one fai wah? Spend a lot of time researching wan. ..and coaxing Linpeh to pose for me. LOL

Selba....you pun don't suffocate ah. *Cocka perform CPR on Selba*

AhNel...wah! you are very observant lah! I also didnt notice that Linpeh ears turned bloodshot red liao. LOL
Itu world record also got Linpeh kkc at 2cm mya kah? Gua pun ada leh.

Wingz....Well, at least if he dies of suffocation, he'll go with a smile on his face hor. LOL

Angryman....can, I reserve her for you next year. ...after Linpeh is done with her! You can strap her to your car console and use her nen nen as airbags! LOL

9393....Wingz, 9393 is right! The boob was so 9 heavy that it popped all his pimples too! Hahahahaha!!!

Angel....erm...what i want ah? erm....same, but smaller can ah? Like your size. Hahaahhaa!!!

KW....Notice that picture Linpeh was not doing anything to move it away. He was basking in his agony and enjoying every second of it. LOL

Chen....as a doc, I expect you to conduct CPR on Linpeh. revive him, so that he can enjoy summore. LOL

Linpeh....I looking forward to it. *grin*
 
no lar not tat 1...i forward to u ledi...lol
 
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http://hackspot.gotdns.com/blog/index.php/911update/
 
I did a double take when I read asphyxia and cerebral hypoxia...!! hai em hai kai koong ke blog ah??? The I saw the picture...*big sigh of relief..*

A very happy birthday to Linpeh...that sweet sensitive chappie under that big gyrating belly!!...
 
bwahahaa!!!! lidat die oso happy lah!!
 
Happy Birthday Lin Peh.
I'll head over to Lin Peh's blog to wish him first... bye bye
 
i see the picture ..i also want to *burp liao...
 
Wah.. nice present for Linpeh.. next time can get slimmer piao mei for him or not? Big boobs but slimmer lar.
 
wah...*pengsan* just by looking at the pic. linpeh is one lucky birthday boy to have a fren like you!!
 
wah lau, another Hum Sub post.

No wonder mother superior delete u from her link list, in case her girl girl from the link and see this.
 
Ah Nel...thanks for your email. I posted 1 for you too.

Fadzly....thanks for dropping by. I would certainly look forward to your alternative point of view. Our newspapers, as usual, are skewed in their reporting and I'm sure yours would be more balanced and well-researched. Maybe the mid-east issues could be a little complicated if you are not aware of the history behind it.
Perhaps, you might want to consider researching issues that are much closer to home....like the Bali bombings, or the persecutions in Malukus and Ambon...or even Southern thailand and Mindanao.

Kat....Oi! What sweet sensitive chappie? Linpeh got badboy image to maintain, ok. Don't canonize him. LOL

Ah Pek....If he dies like this, they may have a problem closing the coffin lid because of his erected kkc! LOL

Inevitable...Go buy him a present, la...you cheapo! LOL

sasha....Linpeh loved to be breast-fed wan! But sometimes he thinks the nipple is located underneath. LOL

ZMM....Big boob but slimmer ah? If I can find I hentam first liao! Hahaha!!

Seefei...Linpeh happy until father's name also forgotten liao. LOL

Robin...."Owe me taufoo"....I'm sure yo are aware that Buddha was also tempted by the demons when he was meditating under the Bodhi tree. But he did not succumbed to temptation.
So this post is about temptation, can see but cannot touch.....and a test to my readers that they don't succumb to it.
 
yup i received...thanks...mine stil alot to sent...lol...hapi reading
 
i would rather give this massager a miss..

too dangerous.

hahahaha
 
Pretty cruel. Those boobs need more than two hands and two feet. And the WWF titty talker move is bound to see the end of Lin Peh. Of course I'm probably just jealous. Brings a whole new meaning to the "Monster Mash" don't it?
 
so, there is a msg within a msg (lin peh bd greeting). with ref to ur reply to robin, when did you become so profound & chimzz in your humsupness?
 
Lin Peh you lucky thing!!
 
This is to notify you that you have been tagged by the infamous Ah Pek at his old blog
 
Getting suffocated to death by a humongous boob is what a hum sup lou would dream of.
 
Waaaa, happy belated Birthday, Linnie!!!
 
psst psst... cum over... cum over... cum over nowwww... ;)
 
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