Thursday, August 03, 2006

 

Why Linpeh No Wear OLIN KKC Lock?


A lot of bloggers were asking why Linpeh did not have one of those luxurious KKC Lock by OLIN in his latest post.

Ladies & Gentlemen, here is the sad fact......





OLIN just didn't have the size that suit his microscopic dick.
As all manufacturing rely on the economies of scale, they just did not want to waste the resources to make something so small for the unfortunate few.

All is not lost, in fact, his teeny weeny flacid dick was the inspiration to Bill Gates' ....Micro-soft.

Comments:
SUE HIM! Linpeh, Sue him!
That's aggravated attack on a personal organ.
you can get rich!
 
It's not even a 3-inch floppy!
 
cocka, cocka, now i know why you don't go kiu kai anymore. busy playing brokeback with lin peh ah? frustrated his kkc cannot give you enough pleasure, so you 'sing bad' about him ah? i don't dare to ask what you were doing with a measuring stick and linpeh totally naked. sighhhh! what is this world coming to?!
 
That's a dick? It looked more like a thumb to me
 
Yiiiiiii Cocka kor kor, you write like that, how is your Lin Cock Wingz Uni gonna make business? Btw, your Chicken dance song makes me stressed la. *lol*
 
poor linpeh!
 
When was that pic taken?? Maybe Lin Peh not hit puberty yet ler... :-P

**taking down notes on Cocka, WIngz & linpeh size**
 
no wonder took both of u so long to update blogs...tis wat u both was busying about...hehe
 
hei! cocka your photoshop skill sucks lah! look at the tape. the part directly above linpeh's cock is compressed. niamah!!you think me lulu issit?
 
ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phweeettttt So small So cute. LOL.

Good things come in small packages laa guys!!! LOL.

*Cannot stop laughing*
 
wuahahahaha linpeh is gonna poison your drink the next time u meet him!!!
 
Alamak.... did it get cloned?!!!
 
Wah.. he let you measure ah?? But I heard Cock has small dick one leh.. your nick name is not elephant or horse right? Guess that's a reason for that.
 
tht one is after election?
 
See Fei said it all ;-)
 
No wonder Lin Peh got so many Peoi Mei, must be damn shoik, instead kkc enter, use his testicles as the drill head !

by the way my kids love your Chicken dance song, they run to my pc, Niasing, luckly I quick enough click to another pages !!
 
so sad, even the balls are bigger than the kkc!

anyway, nice meeting you!
 
lin peh
one drink on you when in Boleh Land for that acute observation?
 
Ah Pek....sue me for what? I can make his kkc longer meh? Linpeh's wan is genetic defect.
Cannot help wan. LOL

Ian...It's 'Microsoft' hahahaha!!!

Lenglui....with you coming around my blog, I can forsake him ledi. *pant..pant...pant*

inevitable....that's not a dick. The scientific name for that is 'microscopicdickasauraus' LOL

Lil Patchee...Don't worry, Linpeh can wear rubber extension during Lin-Cocka-Wingz school lessons.
That song stress you out ah? Please tell inspector not to use this song during your yamade sessions lah!
Put on something more romantic. This music is only used by advanced Lin-Cocka-Wingz students for their final year yamade exams. Towards the last part, they are suppose to pump away furiously. LOL

Wuching....yeah, my heart bleeds for him too. Someone with a dick that size won't get to fool around very much.
That's why manufacturer don't waste time making small cages. LOL

Helen....Puberty reached liao. We have to ask him to shave prior to taking the pic. Otherwise, with the bush you think you can find that bird meh?

Ah Nel....I was busy shopping for a telescopic lens to take this pic. One of this days, I'll come to Kuching and take yours too. LOL

SeeFei....tiu, it's not photoshop lah. This wan is real.

Titoki...you like small small wan ah? Won't be like teaspoon stirring in a mug meh? Waakakakakaka!!!

Wingz....not only that. I think he gonna chop me 18 pcs too. Hahahahaha!!!

LB....yes, I think it got cloned by the japanese. After all, they want everything miniaturized, right?? LOL

Zara mama.....you saw before say so lah. Don't say 'you heard' lah. *winks winks*

Sengjai....ya lor. After erection only can take pic. Otherwise, like turtle head liddat....goes back into the shell. LOL

Linpeh...Seefei cock-eyed wan. I met him already tonite. LOL

9393....waah!! He put everything in ah? Like dat he wears condom also wear over the balls ah? LOL
Your kids got good taste. As a loving and responsible father, you should let them read my blog.
It's very educational.

Leonard....balls bigger than kkc could be a blessing in disguise for him. LOL
It was a pleasure meeting you too.

See Fei....you got loe far, kaan see, and cock-eyed. So what acute observation?
What you saw was 'a cute' observation i.e. cute, small kuku jiao as titoki puts it. LOL
It was a pleasure meeting you tonite.
 
I seriously doubt there's much pleasure u can offer see fei if yours is the one shown in lin peh's blog. LOL ** run away**
 
Penis, the root of all evil ;p

Good servant, bad master.
 
This one definitely needs censoring. Lin peh's gonna have a big fat case against u. If he wins, then he can have penis lenghtening surgery, muahahahahahahahah
 
diu... if the hard thing pressing against me last nite was your attempt to "pleasure" me, i guess lin peh estimate of your equipment is not far off.
 
your mirror image issit? LOL
 
alamak security in forum are weak again!
sei loh....
 
seefei - WTF??? You and Cocka doing Brokerback Malaysian style ar???
 
gosh! that lin peh's one ar? Drawf KKC lidat. LOL
 
Haahahahahaha!! I can't stop laffing... i mean @ the comments! Hahahaha!

Ok ok like dis...

When see fei is in town nxt mth, all of u can hv a 'fair' comparison/competition and see whose is the biggest/longest kkc. I be the judge... inevitable oso can masuk becos he always so aksi his is big la tis la that la...

Set?

Titoki can assist me... to judge lar, wat u tinking?? Hmmmm, who else...
*looks around for volunteers*
 
so i see the cock now. haha

eh this pic's jus like the swelling balls chen showed us on her pda jus now.

..u have to be gentle to yourself ok.:P
 
Eh Helen!!! Come back with the Key!!!!! You can't have it all to yourself!!!! **running after Helen**


Hi Mickell....It was nice meeting up with you and Grace on Thursday. ...and no, the penis is the root to all pleasure.

Samm.....Got surgery to lenghten kkc meh? No nid surgery lah. Just tie and dangle a rock to it like those indian yogies do.

Seefei.....what thing pressed against you? You camera tripod is it? LOL

Flyboy....So how's the bike riding (without the saddle) coming? Arse still sore?? LOL

Pisang....what security? Over here you can have freedom of speech.

Helen....come back with the key!!!!!

Aceone.....Linpeh dwarf meh? ROTFLMAO!!!!! Don't let him hear that.

Angel...SeeFei coming to KL in Sept. I heard he tied a rock to his kkc just to win the bet.
Huh? Inevitable always bragging that his is big meh? Ok you go check him out first. Bring Titoki for second opinion.
But make sure her mouth is still taped like in her latest post. Otherwise she might gobble it down. LOL

Winn.....it was a pleasure meeting you, lenglui. *drools until keyboard wet wet liao*
Maybe that pic in her PDA could belonged to Linpeh. Wakakakakaka!!!!
 
SUE?

WAH... I got business liao. hehe..

Cocka ,.dun worry, I give you discount, since u are going to give me a treat in JB
 
ok.. buay ta han,

I did my post on the SG bloggers makan session today..
 
brother cocka,

i want the photos!!! i'm still waiting!!
 
cocka & the cock pict :P
LOL..

Nice meeting up with u, cocka :)
 
I want the photos too :D
 
Robin & Leonard...ok, pics on S'pore bloggers' meet posted to leonard & Seefei liao.
Was quite busy over the weekend attending more makans and meeting up with lengluis.
'Lau Hau Sui ah....."

Doc...yeah, will be sending those pics to you soon after I have resized them.
 
That is so mean.

How did you get him to cooperate for the pose?
 
i've done the update, when would be yours coming up.

need pictures tell me hoh!

catch!! the baton passed to you already, just keep me informed of your plannings! ;)
 
errr...how come you got pic of lin peh's kkc wan?
 
SA....simple. I posed for him and in return, he posed for me too. LOL

Leonard.....running slow motion .....diving with outreach hands......to catch.....the ba...ton......

Simmie....How I got linpeh pic is not important. Now my turn to ask you, how come you recognized that as Linpeh's??
Chaarm lor!!!! hahahaha!!!
 
Wah cocka met us in Sg and then met you in BolehLand.

He is a professional meet- the-bloggers session expert?
 
Cocka
i think your computer got a virus that anti-lenglui. it will only b activated when you store photo of LL into the harddisk. repent my fren... if you want to cont to have the service of your computer hahaha!!!
 
lenglui is here to rescue!

aiyoh, change lah, always chicken dance!

ek ek ek :P

no chicken no kkc we want lenglui ok!! hehehe...
 
hehehehe... waiting for lin peh lawyer letter before changing issit?
 
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