Sunday, September 03, 2006

 

Six Random Lies..

Plink backside itchy tagged me on this to reveal 6 things bout meself. Oh boy! Is he/she gonna be disappointed! LOL

Here goes.........

1) I listen to the Chicken Dance song everyday. It’s hypnotic and it’s like an anthem to me…. simply love it! I can’t say the same for my neighbors though. I heard that they are moving out of the neighborhood.




2) I despise Colonel Sanders. I hold him responsible for putting to death millions of chickens! I suspect he was a Nazi from the Third Reich. Why can’t he come up with something original..like Kentucky Fried Toufu?



3) My favorite movie is Chicken Run. In fact, I think it should win a Grammy for best actor, best director, best cinematography, best boom operator, best costume, best movie, best script, and best cure for insomnia……




4) I am currently working on my thesis about an old adage; “Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?” and hope to resolve this nagging question. This would involve years of research on anthropology that would encompass all dimensions of poultry with an emphasis on a holistic approach.



5) At the back of mind, I’m still not sure who came first. The chicken or the egg?


6) I shall be presenting a paper here next week; using chicken shit as an alternative fuel which is cheap and environmentally friendly. Yep, with the soaring price of crude oil, they will buy any shitty ideas I throw at them.




There you go Plink. Done your meme. To those of you who are crazy bout meme, be my guest to take this up.


Ok, I am heading to the land of the rudest, loudest, obnoxious and uncouth people for a week. Apart from those sweet CX dames, the dim sum and the occasional parties at Lan Kwai Fong, there’s not much I like to do there.

Let me practice my spitting….KREEEAKKK….PTTHHUUUIIII!!!!!!
Meantime…enjoy the hongkie rap playing on my blog.

Comments:
Get China Visa, go Shenzhen or Zhu Hai ( 'Pig Sea ' next to Macau)

I own few Barber Shop there just say my name 9394 you get discount
 
LOL

Wooohoooo..... this is the best 6 random lies that I've read so far!!!

What a great laugh in the morning :D

Go Cocka... Go Cocka.... Go Cocka....!!!
 
qaaarrrkkkk puck puck puck... don't pick up any bird flu from HK now... teehee!
 
Piaomei here Chicken Cum !
 
i love eating chicken drumsticks!
 
woii...snap some nice pikcher wokei???
 
LOL... everything also chicken, I read liao feel wanna go KFC wack fried chicken oso now.
 
Wei, no need to practice lah. I am sure you'll fit right in! LOL!!

Go Disneyland ah??
Have a good trip! I want siew ngor..
 
u are... a cheeky chicken guy as always.

salute!!!


ahahha..
 
Oit~ Cock Cock Kai!

PIAO MEI PIAO MEI!!!

GO GO GO!!!

Hahaha.
 
after the meow meow meow, now the cock cock kai! aik!
 
wei, don't bring back the chicken flu ya!!
 
first pussies,

now chicken..

and yes, KFC = serial killer for KoK KoK Kai.
 
cocka talking cock ah? ok loh, kok kok kok kok kok kok kai.
 
For the record, the chicken came first. No chicken, no egg.
 
*plugs ears from rap*.... aiyoh the accent is terrible
 
ah? go HK ka? AYAM KAMBING!!!! wait for me!!!
 
wah wah wah.... the chicken story... Jom KFC!
 
chicken here chicken there
chicken shits everywhere

lei hai tak ke!
 
you sibei quick lei, knock down the chicken and so fast flee to HK liao...i think the ma-da can't even catch you.

i agreed with nine3 nine3, cross over the border to zhuhai, there have lots of chickens for you to take good care, they need you to massage them.

do rem to share ur experience when back!
 
OMG, pussies, and now kai!!! Trying to think what's next... Perhaps Watermelons? Or Lychee?..
 
so, apa lu tengah buat with the kokokai in HK? :D
 
O.O ROTFLOL!!!

Thank you for memeing!

Goodlah you, but kenot tell lies wan!

Acherly, I think these things all true, but you say lies so we all dun belif and think you no pin tai....
 
O.O ROTFLOL!!!

Thank you for memeing!

Goodlah you, but kenot tell lies wan!

Acherly, I think these things all true, but you say lies so we all dun belif and think you no pin tai....
 
performing chicken little dance in HK ar? hahaa..
 
loads of chicken crap here woh..
 
Hong Kong and chicken shit. What a combination. o.0
 
like everyone else, i'm also wondering what's next... hongkong syiok kaa?? :D
 
why you go visit your piao meis so long? shiok shiok don't want to come back already ah?
 
Kok Kok Kai...

You so clever wun. Can write so many random lies. So thematic some more... Where's your limerick, friend?
 
aiyoh, the hongkie rap kasi sakit kepala.
 
no new post, no reply to the comments.

apa lah u!!~


your background song veli funny leh :D hahaha...
 
LOL! After so many days, I still have to laugh when I hear Tai Mai Shu.

Kekeke....
 
9393….over there got what? Fark shops ah? The barber shops you owned offers everything except haircuts is it? LOL

Selba….I’m still waiting for your pic in that purple bikini

May…..waaah!! You also can spit like those chinamen ah? Those ‘quuarrk’ sound they make are damn disgusting…and I often hear them. Ugh!!

Linpeh….Don’t worry, I got piaomeis contacts for you. Tabletop dancers want? Wait for my update post.

Wuching….I’m pretty sure you’ll fight with your kids over those drumsticks, right? LOL

AhNel….what is ‘NICE’ to you could be awfully humsap to us. LOL

Kenny Ng….any rock songs about chickens ah?

King’s Wife….Got important multi-million dollar venture with Mickey.
I had Peking duck on this trip but no siew ngor.
Yeah, this trip was definitely a good trip because the wife didn’t follow. Muahahahaha!!!!

Winn…..I cheeky meh? No lah, you don’t know me thoroughly but you are always welcome to explore me further. LOL

Titoki……your latest post of those NZ school days pics made you look like a mainland piaomei also. LOL Those that toiled in the farms.

Carcar……see? I cater to both sexes mah.. So which one you prefer? Pussies or Kok Kok Kai?

Aceone…..no more flu….but damn a lot of chickens. LOL

Robin…..I did you a favor posting those pussies. You have no idea how many hours I put in looking up for those pictures.

Lenglui….next time we go there ‘chau see’ ok? Eh! You married a hongkie is it?

Mickell…..yeah, I totally agree with your theory. But why did it crossed the road after that?

Flyboy…..but that’s their identity wat…the way engrand is spoken there. The heavy canto accent can’t run wan. In fact, the mainlanders speak better engrand than them.

Wingz….you sure you want to go ah? You got visa meh? Afturds wife twist your ears then how?

Velverse…..not only chicken. Got cocks also. LOL

SeeFei…..cannot say cocks here and cocks there, cocks crowing everywhere meh?

Leonard…..how come you know about Zhuhai? You kai chung is it? Tell me your experience first. How they made you shiok until your father’s surname also you forgotten. LOL

LB…..LMAO!! Watermelons and lychees? But dunno titoki will agree to pose for me anot for the lychees. Now, who can I approach for the melons? Sylvia??

Chen….Saya pegi sana tengok ada keperluan tahi ayam untuk buat gas tidak.

Plink….aiyah! you chuen poe me already. Those are true facts, but I’m not as pin thai as rojaks and linpeh. LOL

Dreamie…..when I got there I did more than dance gua.

ZMM…..chicken crap better than baby crap anot ah?

Simple Yank…..Yeah, I like to tell that to the Hong Kong triads; “hey you chicken shit!”

Angel….the food is shiok lah. But be careful where to dine. Sometimes them hongkies can be rather unscrupulous and hit you with exorbitant bill! So is the nightlife unless you patronize those managed by foreigners.

Lenglui…..come back ledi. Now recuperating. Everywhere lembik. Let me rest cukup first then I’ll update post.

Mother Superior…..limerick ah? Ok, the next tag I’ll do it if it rhymes. I still want to hear you sing. When?

Nyonyapenang…..hahahaha!!! I also cannot tahan the hongkie rap. Kind of unique, won’t you agree?

Carcar….coming! coming! Be patient lah! I know these few days you very kanchiong. Must be the Friday’s lunch hor? Hint hint!
 
meow!
 
The chicken crossed the road just to get to the other side ;p
 
WOW Cock....ooppsps sorry cocka..hahaha this was the best Coky blog I read hahahahha DARN funny lar u !!!
 
yes to your question.
 
Robin.....woof!

Mickell.....but but why does it need to get to the other side?

Lyn....hi and welcome! Hope you hang around longer, yeah.

Me (lenglui)...."I do too"
 
Hahahaa nicely done!

But i hope I share your enthusiasm on chicken... I hate them... unless they're fried and served on my plate. lol
 
Hey my FIL is HK triad. He not laugh when I email your comment.

Watch your back.
 
The chicken crossed to the other side of the road because KFC is on this side ;p
 
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