Tuesday, October 17, 2006

 

Ebay Shoppers.....Be Afraid!


Ebay shoppers beware!

I came across an interesting article here on the reported scam experienced by some unsuspecting Ebay shoppers. So, people beware of the risks involved, yeah!


Some months back, there was this prick who sold a broken laptop to an unsuspecting buyer and didn’t make good his part of the deal. So the buyer got so pissed off that he decided to put up on the blog for all to see what’s in the seller unformatted hard disk!
Click here. You are fucked, Amir! Muahahaha!!!!


Meanwhile, enjoy the song, everyone!



EBAY
Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys

Yeah
A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snow globe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me..your watch, please

I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

Comments:
hahaha! lots of these sort of scams out there. I almost kena before also. be careful... be very, very careful... KKHH!!
 
♫ sell me...your watch please...
i buy.....♪


LOL! i bought...it
hahahahahahahah..i bought it..on EBAY.....

OMG!!

hahaha....

watever, the song really good! hahaa...

and yuck! i think i see your legs in the porn site! wahahahhahahaha...
 
wah rao eh....that bugger sibei careless lei....

how come bo format and sell ppl, somemore spoilt liao

got his derserved!
 
it is good if you sing dis song too in kareoke mode......

or you can upah someone to sing ....

and it is nice song.........
 
this song better than original version by BSB... i love it... LOL
 
So, what hv you bought so far from e-Bye?
 
Ah May....Why you go and buy all these used stuff? The only things I bought on line were books from Amazon.com.
That also later I found out that MPH was selling it cheaper here. :( Kena con!

Carcar...Nah, for your sake I republished this entry with lyrics. LOL
Oi! What do you mean you saw my legs at the linked sites? My legs got so hairy meh?

Leonard....yah! That Amir guy was really screwed! Hahaha! Serve him right!

Pisang Goreng....ok, next karaoke session you are on! Give me your contact.

Kenny...yeah, I love songs with bastardized lyrics. I used to sing such songs in the hash and the rugby beer frenzies. LOL
 
I'm always getting sniped on Ebay. Why? Why?
 
never like buying thing online coz i wanna see & touch what i buy!
 
lucky i only shop for non-electronics stuff online..

and i never like ebay. prefer yahoo auctions. dunno why. O_O
 
hehehe dun like to buy thru ebay. So troublesome.
 
Angel....no, nothing from eBay. Hopefully Linpeh won't sell his (used) iPiaomeis on ebay. Ugh!!

Simple Yank...Try bidding on the 11th hour...draw fire and snipe them back.

Wuch...Good for you. Me too, Iz don't believe in shopping online.

Spinnee...What are the stuff that you normally buy online?

Sasha... I read somewhere that they even sell used breast pumps on line. wtf?
 
No used underwear is too stinky to be sold and bought over eBay as far as a hum sup lou is concerned.
 
haha always format harddisk before selling lol
 
This was one of the top news few months ago... I think he even uploaded some video found in the harddisk in youtube
 
hahaha... wow... he really is famous now! Easy way to stardoom!
 
One morning after a rough night in bed wrestling with Mrs Cocka...

Mr Cocka: Good morning dear. What some sizzling sausage and a cup of hot mint tea for breakfast?

Mrs Cocka: The teapot sot sot dei already laa. Just like your batang. Sometimes got stim, sometimes boh stim one.

Mr Cocka: Really meh?! *Boh song liao* Lemme go & check on the teapot. *Walk to the kitchen* Maybe we can still sell it to Ebay. *Take picture of teapot*

The next day, Ebay issued this notice to all its clients and subscribers. *wink wink*
 
used underwear got sell or not
 
Mickell....LMAO! Now I am begining to see the 'other' side of you. *wink* Thanks for sharing!

Flyboy...yeah, make sure you do that too hor. LOL. We don't want to see clips of you doing weird things to squirrels and elks. LOL

inevitable...yeah, but you find ppl still get conned buying these stuff on eBay. Check out the first link.

Velverse...Hmmm...you sounded very impressed with him. Potential guest to your parties? *grin*

titoki....LMAO! That looks more like Simple American leh. When I auction my ironing board I'll go look for you. LOL

Winn....got! You want ah? Do you want them stained lightly, heavily or super stained? With or without skidmarks?? LOL
 
I can't imagine what you'll do to the seller if the buyer were you.. :-x
 
hahahahahah!!! so funny larh` hahaha so what did you buy on ebay???? *curious*
 
That was one long story!! Sell the car!!
 
hamsap!!!!
 
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winn... not only hamsap... also DOM!!!

Maybe it's worthwhile for them to buy things online, but have it sent over here, postage alone will kill you. I only ever buy online when it's not available in shops. Like some old editions of book sets.
 
*laughing at titoki's comment* you really should put some clothes on before you take photo. i can see your mustache glistening in the pot.
 
ZMM...I would have made mince meat out of his kkc! LOL

A^Ben...No, I have not bought anything. Like Wuch, I prefer to touch and feel what I'm gonna buy.

LB....Already did! The missus wants a Z4 now. *pengsan*

Winn....you think I'm joking ah? The peen tai japanese do buy/sell them on line.

Auntie Kat....Mutt yeh yi see ah? Kiu ngor DOM?
Even old editions of books are cheaper if you place an order with Popular or MPH. I know a publisher here that could also get me cheap books.

Lenglui...Now I know why it was sold off in a flash to some lonely housewife...and by gosh, the bidding was fierce! LOL....nail-biting, hair-tearing etc. LOL
 
h.a.m.s.a.p
 
muahahhaa.... I am amazed gah~ Parties... hehe... I dun normally organize parties... so I dun get to invite anyone. :D
 
waseh... ebay also you taroh! nanti kena tangkap polis woi!

btw, bought anything lately?
 
Walau eh wat a damn good songs...can share share ah??? MUAHAHHAHAHA
 
Winn...you yumsap LOL

Velverse...Come join my pot parties. *wink*

Seefei... Buy from E Bay? I'm thinking of buying up EBay! LOL

Lyn....whats your email? I'll send the song to you on condition that you'll sing for me hor?
 
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