Tuesday, November 21, 2006

 

Better than the Real Thing





This post is dedicated to all the eligible bachelors here, here and here….




This guy has been harping for a Real Doll onhis wish list. Since I can’t afford it, (mind you, not even a whiff of her apron) can I send you a inflatable one instead?

Leonard and Sengjai, check your stockings this Christmas. I’m sure your moms will thank me for having you spend less time in the bathroom and saving up on soaps! Muahahaha!!!!


Enjoy the parody, yeah!



Comments:
u didn't open them all & test drive first then let us know how good or bad they r!
 
LOL!! No compromise wan! It's like having a teh tarik without the teh...LIAO! Wahahaha, but appreciate your offer.
 
LOLOL!!!
What about you? U need one too arr?
 
inflatable so the fake now, compared to the Real Doll™, hahaha! dah lapuk liao. maybe you could do with a few each time you're in town, eh? eh? wakakaka!
 
errr.....these dolls won't LOL in your face wan hor?
 
Wuch....The QC dept already done that liao.

LB...Still insist on Real Doll?? Ok, I'll try EBay for a used one, LOL

Angel...nope, I got Rose, remember? *wink*

May...The Real Doll is also fake wat, no? It just lie there only wat...doesn't 'clench' doesn't moan doesn't lubricate itself....etc. LB very the pin tai hor? LOL

NP...Haahahhaa!! I dunno. I've yet to try them. By the time one blow them up, one's runs out of wind to screw ledi.

Ace1...shit! I forgot you and Kenny are the other 2 eligible bachelors of blogsphere! My apologies! Ok ok, next round you'll kena.

Simple Yank...Perhaps, was it instead of cumming it went? LOL
 
Well, at least she won't say..'I've got a headache'.
 
ohh....you mean Real Doll can't blow for you wan ar?
kakakaka......
 
The robotic ones can. come with heater too. Costs minimum 4,000 British pounds. Lychee gave me one and I've been driving around town with her :P
 
Cocka Darling!!

You're not getting me one also? Or am I expecting you in my Christmas stocking?

buzz buzz
 
KW...yes, and no complains about 'yee mah gu che' come every 28 days! LOL

NP...I think got 1 version can do BJ wan. Wait, let's google for it and compare notes can?

Vad3r...What in the world you want to spend 4,000 pound sterling on a doll? Siao ah? Might as well get the services of a real piaomei.

Fly...You want a male or female version? One that comes with a kkc is it? yes, yes! Expect me in your stockings! LOL
Put up fishnet stockings will ya?
 
heheheh no guy version meh ??
 
Cocka Darling!!

Will definitely put up my fish net stocking for u!!!

Do you want me to put it on first so you can get your hands into it also :P

buzz buzz
 
I'm still waiting for mine to turn up at my doorstep. *hint.. hint* Highly recommeded by our dear LB, hahaha. Real Doll, only go for the Real Thing.... no compromise. YEAHHHH!!!!
 
eh... u forgot about me!!! I want also!!! kekeke
 
u mean after having these dolls i no need to take bath anymore?
 
why
 
Sasha...why you want a guy version ah? Vibrators not good enough meh? LOL

Fly...Oooo!!! Baby!!! You are oozing with sex! Yes yes! don't forget the chains and whips! LOL

Samm...For women I only sent vibrators...solar powered wan, no need to charge battery! LOL

Kenny....never mind, next round I'll remember you for sure.

Sengjai...My worry is after having this doll, you'll bath with it together-gether! LOL Use more soap!

Liucas....let me find a bodhi tree and sit underneath. Perhaps, I might be able to find the answer.
 
OOOHHH darling!!!!

Kinky!!! I shall phiak you!!!

buzz buzz
 
How come your dolls, the mouth never go "OH" one?

From Reject Shop one?
 
OhOh Cocka...is that real doll for REAL??? me once watched the anime...n really got this doll they created...to replaced human hahha can do ALOT of "THING" =p

If real I prepare a stocking too ah...xmas dun forget me wor !!!
 
Unker Cocka, how do u know that it's better than the real thing?

*innocent look*

Did you 'use' them when Mrs Cocka got headache?

;p
 
aiyo..feel so honored!!!

anyway, i preferred the real thing....no dolls please...thank u..hahaha
 
wahhhh! show us your collection har?
 
How come I not on the eligible list?
*indignant*
 
Huar... sounds like you had fun!
 
Fly...yes! yes ! piak me with that paddle! harder now! harder! Oooo!!!

ZMM....got 1 model liddat wan. But too much in demand, so I couldn't get it this time around. However, this model hor, bulakang also got "OH" wan. Hahaha!!

L-Y-N...You also want 1 ah? male or female? Psst! There is a version model after me, you want anot? Size is XXL wan! LOL Geranti song wan.

Titoki...Sengjai told me wan. He tried ledi during product launch.
I contacted the manufacturer to model one like you....but hor, they told me they'll have to flatten the upper torso with a steam roller to make it realistic wor.

Leonard....No dolls for you ah? You rather have the real soap ah?

Lenglui...want to get one for your hubs? At least this one does't rant! LOL

Flyboy....I thought you were too pre-occupied with chipmunks and squirrels, no?

Velverse....Shhh! I planned to bring one to Checkers and introduce her to your friends. LOL
 
Darling Cocka!!

Oh yes Darling!! I phiak you strong strong!! OOoh!!!

buzz buzz
 
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