Saturday, December 23, 2006
I'm Dreaming Of A Wet...Christmas....
Yes, it’s gonna be a terribly wet and soggy Christmas down south here in JB.
Thanks to the anchor chain steadfastly secured on all 4 corners of my shack, it was spared from being washed away in the torrential rain. As the water level rise rapidly to about 3 feet deep, I decided that it was time to evacuate to higher ground. Donning my bright orange lifejacket nicked from under the seat of our ailing national airline (I always knew it would come handy one day), I had my laptop puter in one hand and my potted cactus in the other.
Curling up in a fetal position and using the wall of my house as a launch pad, I kicked with all my might and propel myself like a torpedo ala Ian Thorpe out of the house to the safety of a waiting rescue yacht.
For I could not have lived without Wi-Fi internet, I had to be transferred to the nearest Starbucks as my relief center and has been surviving on Toffee Latte and Panini sandwiches since then. Thank you all for the SMS, YM messages and phone calls of concern. Please send monetary assistance also! LOL
I love you all so much that I’m dedicating this Dirty Sleigh Ride song to you!
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on and tell me whether I can link them together with you.
I need a hot slit mommy to slip my salami into,
I must be over eager 'cos even you're beaver will do.
Get it up, get it up, get it up let's go, you're butt is too slow,
Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear,
Hot jizz in your ear,
I know it's not easy for you hanging from that chandelier.
I need a new position for sperm ambition with you,
I wanna jam my putts in with both my nuts in your shoe.
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on, it'll be so pleasant to pump my present in you
And if you have not gotten enough of Rudolph in your House, click here. You can go to Linpeh's blog to find out who sang which verse.
For fans of Eminen, I have something for you too. Click below for your Christmas rap. (this one ain't hokkien though)
Cheers and here’s wishing one and all, a very Merry Christmas!! Can’t wait to unwrap my presents.... Ho Ho Ho!!
P/S: To those who are technologically impaired on beta, I've disabled the anon comment, so keep 'em coming yeah! Sorry for not commenting as frequent as I should have. Been busy like a blue arse fly lately. Last Wednesday 20th Dec, Nothing To Crow About Turned 1. Didn't even have the time to blog about it.
Thanks to the anchor chain steadfastly secured on all 4 corners of my shack, it was spared from being washed away in the torrential rain. As the water level rise rapidly to about 3 feet deep, I decided that it was time to evacuate to higher ground. Donning my bright orange lifejacket nicked from under the seat of our ailing national airline (I always knew it would come handy one day), I had my laptop puter in one hand and my potted cactus in the other.
Curling up in a fetal position and using the wall of my house as a launch pad, I kicked with all my might and propel myself like a torpedo ala Ian Thorpe out of the house to the safety of a waiting rescue yacht.
For I could not have lived without Wi-Fi internet, I had to be transferred to the nearest Starbucks as my relief center and has been surviving on Toffee Latte and Panini sandwiches since then. Thank you all for the SMS, YM messages and phone calls of concern. Please send monetary assistance also! LOL
I love you all so much that I’m dedicating this Dirty Sleigh Ride song to you!
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on and tell me whether I can link them together with you.
I need a hot slit mommy to slip my salami into,
I must be over eager 'cos even you're beaver will do.
Get it up, get it up, get it up let's go, you're butt is too slow,
Start hopping like a rabbit in the snow.
Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes my dear,
Hot jizz in your ear,
I know it's not easy for you hanging from that chandelier.
I need a new position for sperm ambition with you,
I wanna jam my putts in with both my nuts in your shoe.
I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too,
Come on, it'll be so pleasant to pump my present in you
And if you have not gotten enough of Rudolph in your House, click here. You can go to Linpeh's blog to find out who sang which verse.
Well done all! Everyone sang very well! And a big Thank You to Linpeh for making this a success! 
For fans of Eminen, I have something for you too. Click below for your Christmas rap. (this one ain't hokkien though)
Cheers and here’s wishing one and all, a very Merry Christmas!! Can’t wait to unwrap my presents.... Ho Ho Ho!!
P/S: To those who are technologically impaired on beta, I've disabled the anon comment, so keep 'em coming yeah! Sorry for not commenting as frequent as I should have. Been busy like a blue arse fly lately. Last Wednesday 20th Dec, Nothing To Crow About Turned 1. Didn't even have the time to blog about it.
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Hooray!!! I can finally comment on your blog! This is a Christmas pressie indeed! ;)
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
cocka sing, cocka sing..so lazy sing only 2 lines...i just seems cannot get out the "Yippie!" line, so cheerful and full of holiday spirit.
why need to unwrap present...isn't "it" already wet and stuck in-between???
why need to unwrap present...isn't "it" already wet and stuck in-between???
Merry Christmas, Cock!
I've been out of it too, and then only read about the JB floods today! I am glad you're built like Thorpe though, with the sharkskin and all, so I guess you must be in your element.
Happy Anniversary too! And a GREAT 2007 to cum.
I've been out of it too, and then only read about the JB floods today! I am glad you're built like Thorpe though, with the sharkskin and all, so I guess you must be in your element.
Happy Anniversary too! And a GREAT 2007 to cum.
Happy 1st Anniversary to Cock-a-Doodle! This past year has been fun in blogshere hor?
Wishing you and MOHA a very Merry Christmas!! And enjoy your wet present! lol!
Wishing you and MOHA a very Merry Christmas!! And enjoy your wet present! lol!
merry christmas unker cocka` next time i see you on the road i will shout ur name loud loud dun worry :D heehhee
i save few cocks swimming on the road tat day but din saw u...
Merry Chhristmas to u n ur lovely n pweeti g..f..n...LOL
HAppy 1st yr aniversari
Merry Chhristmas to u n ur lovely n pweeti g..f..n...LOL
HAppy 1st yr aniversari
Honey!...Its good to see you here, sweetie!
Yes, keep 'em comments coming ya.
Selba...Thankyou and you have a good Xmas & 2007 too!
Crazygrrl...Merry Xmas to you and your folks too!
Leonard...have a swinging Christmas yourself! LOL Wah you got hooked on the 'Yippie' exclamation ah? Wait til you see that sweet young thing. *wink*
That's the arse floss as they call it. I still need to pull it back and forth to clean it. LOL
LB...I'm blogging via mobile phone in my sampan and it's bopping up and down with waves. Gawd...I'm getting motion sickness.
You have a good xmas and a great year ahead too! Cheers!
KW....tenkiu, yep.. you lot has been great fun and I have no regrets meeting so many blogging kakis after taking up this 'sek pau mou yeh choe' hobby. LOL
Wuch...See you real soon, ya! In Sgp!
a^ben...you can io your kah chng for me also if you wish. I'll introduce you to my banggali fren.
Ah Nel...Incidentally, I saved a few pussies too! LOL
Yes, keep 'em comments coming ya.
Selba...Thankyou and you have a good Xmas & 2007 too!
Crazygrrl...Merry Xmas to you and your folks too!
Leonard...have a swinging Christmas yourself! LOL Wah you got hooked on the 'Yippie' exclamation ah? Wait til you see that sweet young thing. *wink*
That's the arse floss as they call it. I still need to pull it back and forth to clean it. LOL
LB...I'm blogging via mobile phone in my sampan and it's bopping up and down with waves. Gawd...I'm getting motion sickness.
You have a good xmas and a great year ahead too! Cheers!
KW....tenkiu, yep.. you lot has been great fun and I have no regrets meeting so many blogging kakis after taking up this 'sek pau mou yeh choe' hobby. LOL
Wuch...See you real soon, ya! In Sgp!
a^ben...you can io your kah chng for me also if you wish. I'll introduce you to my banggali fren.
Ah Nel...Incidentally, I saved a few pussies too! LOL
I CAN FINALLY COMMENT AH??!! OMG! MY lucky day indeed!
Ooo.. love that bum! No, I am not a lesbian.
MERRY CHRISTMAS Cockadoodledoo...
*Smoochies*
Ooo.. love that bum! No, I am not a lesbian.
MERRY CHRISTMAS Cockadoodledoo...
*Smoochies*
OMG, Cock oso can swim one ar?! ;p
Neber mind, dai nan butt sei, bit yau hau fook!!! Muahahaha.
Merry X'mas to you and your loved ones!!!
Neber mind, dai nan butt sei, bit yau hau fook!!! Muahahaha.
Merry X'mas to you and your loved ones!!!
Nothing to Crow About sudah one year old liao :) Happy Belated Birthday
Wishing u & your beloved ones a merry and joyful Christmas too :)
Wishing u & your beloved ones a merry and joyful Christmas too :)
Happy Christmas and Happy Holidays, too!!
Ceh!! St*rbucks here don't have Toffee Latte!!
Happy Blogiversary, le coq! Thank you for such an informative year. I have learnt so much for you!! Look forward to another year of crowing and explicitly sexual materials!! What's a blue arse fly??
Ceh!! St*rbucks here don't have Toffee Latte!!
Happy Blogiversary, le coq! Thank you for such an informative year. I have learnt so much for you!! Look forward to another year of crowing and explicitly sexual materials!! What's a blue arse fly??
# posted by 
: 5:57 PM
: 5:57 PM
u need a boat? i like the weather now in Kulai, windy & cooling! Hehehehe.
Merry Xmas & Happy New Year!
Merry Xmas & Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Have a wonderful and properous next year... cockadoooooooooooooooo
1st time i heard worrr...
cock save pussies...i tot cock will only hapi when saw wet pussies...
u reli a super cock...LOL
cock save pussies...i tot cock will only hapi when saw wet pussies...
u reli a super cock...LOL
Oh what it fun it is to ride
From Detroit to East LA!
A very Merry Christmas to Unker Cocka and the famiry!!!
From Detroit to East LA!
A very Merry Christmas to Unker Cocka and the famiry!!!
Wishing you a Merry Christmas Cocka and the Happiest of New Years. :)
Need any help unwrapping that present?
Need any help unwrapping that present?
# posted by : 3:33 PM
: 3:33 PM
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year and Happy 1st Anniversary! And btw, imagine what would happen to your pecker if there were remants of chilli inside. You would be really singing "I feel my pecker tingling, balls are jingling too" :)
me and you good friends isn't it? then can i have the honour of 'opening' your christmas present for you?
so glad to hear the floods didn't get you. i would comment further.....but a smooth and perky butt keep staring back at me and is distracting my thoughts. merry christmas to you and all :-D
Greetings to you and your family!! :-)
I've been following the flood report on TV closely and the first person I thought of when they mentioned South is **drumroll** .... JB AYAM!!
Hope everything is fine over there for you and may sunny days and blue skies lie ahead. :-)
I've been following the flood report on TV closely and the first person I thought of when they mentioned South is **drumroll** .... JB AYAM!!
Hope everything is fine over there for you and may sunny days and blue skies lie ahead. :-)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. My best wishes to you and your family.
Santa lup you so much, gif you nice presents.... now you song la !!!
Santa lup you so much, gif you nice presents.... now you song la !!!
Jomel...these days I think you are luckier than I am. Hahaha!!*wink*
9393...quick! quick! pass the hat around and start a "Save the Kokokai Fund!" LOL
Linpeh...wet cock better than frozen cocks! LOL
Titoki...this cock special one. Can swim and hold breath underwater wan. LOL it also does muff diving.
Kenny...*hi 5* So, you're as ass man too eh?
Dr Jekyll...ya...1 year of talking cock liao. LOL
Kat...Happy holidays to you too. A blue arse fly is a fly with blue arse that's always busily and annoyingly flying about near you when you are eating or shitting.
Seen any camel toes over there?
Vad3r...Kulai no flood meh? I'm sure Saleng is wiped off the map liao! LOL
Ace1...tenkiu. You have a good holiday too with all the piaomeis.
Inevitable...same to you too!
Ah Nel...yes, cocka happy when see wet pussies, not drowned pussies. LOL
Plink...depends who you are riding with. Me? sure lots of fun wan. *wink* I will drive you to the heights of ecstasy! LOL
Misty!!...I need you to dry my feathers for me can anot? *wink*
Flyboy...That pic on ah? You mean pulling the sleigh ah? LOL
Simple Yank...I'm quite capable of unwrapping that pressie.
It's the kimono I have trouble unwrapping normally. Especially when I'm pissed drunk. LOL
Sensual Sophia...Ooo..my knees go weak and my fly get stretched max whenever I see you here. LOL
The tingling sensation can be achieved when you bop after gargling with Listerine too. LOL
9393...quick! quick! pass the hat around and start a "Save the Kokokai Fund!" LOL
Linpeh...wet cock better than frozen cocks! LOL
Titoki...this cock special one. Can swim and hold breath underwater wan. LOL it also does muff diving.
Kenny...*hi 5* So, you're as ass man too eh?
Dr Jekyll...ya...1 year of talking cock liao. LOL
Kat...Happy holidays to you too. A blue arse fly is a fly with blue arse that's always busily and annoyingly flying about near you when you are eating or shitting.
Seen any camel toes over there?
Vad3r...Kulai no flood meh? I'm sure Saleng is wiped off the map liao! LOL
Ace1...tenkiu. You have a good holiday too with all the piaomeis.
Inevitable...same to you too!
Ah Nel...yes, cocka happy when see wet pussies, not drowned pussies. LOL
Plink...depends who you are riding with. Me? sure lots of fun wan. *wink* I will drive you to the heights of ecstasy! LOL
Misty!!...I need you to dry my feathers for me can anot? *wink*
Flyboy...That pic on ah? You mean pulling the sleigh ah? LOL
Simple Yank...I'm quite capable of unwrapping that pressie.
It's the kimono I have trouble unwrapping normally. Especially when I'm pissed drunk. LOL
Sensual Sophia...Ooo..my knees go weak and my fly get stretched max whenever I see you here. LOL
The tingling sensation can be achieved when you bop after gargling with Listerine too. LOL
ah pek...You can help me unwrap the present, but remember, it's still mine! Hahahaha!!! You can look-see look-see but cannot makan.
Lenglui...yes, I'm affected by the flood psychologically. Please help! Send your money to 9393's "save the cocka's fund"
Velverse...aisay! Women's butt also you want to peek peek meh? But you can 'kong ming cheng dai' look at mine anytime. LOL
Mickell...please send Sing $ to "save the cocka fund". All kind of currencies accepted.
May...Wishing you a wet boxing day too.
Moon...same to you. Please convey my Xmas/New Year greeting to Sun and Star too.
Helen...niamah! Gone missing "gum yin chut leh ler meh"?
At least you spare a thought for me. Muaks!!
Dreamie...Tenkiu for your well wishes....I wish the same to your family too.
Santa has not been kind to me this year at all this year.
I actually asked for 3 girls with butt like that but he only gave me one. :( You say kind anot?
Lenglui...yes, I'm affected by the flood psychologically. Please help! Send your money to 9393's "save the cocka's fund"
Velverse...aisay! Women's butt also you want to peek peek meh? But you can 'kong ming cheng dai' look at mine anytime. LOL
Mickell...please send Sing $ to "save the cocka fund". All kind of currencies accepted.
May...Wishing you a wet boxing day too.
Moon...same to you. Please convey my Xmas/New Year greeting to Sun and Star too.
Helen...niamah! Gone missing "gum yin chut leh ler meh"?
At least you spare a thought for me. Muaks!!
Dreamie...Tenkiu for your well wishes....I wish the same to your family too.
Santa has not been kind to me this year at all this year.
I actually asked for 3 girls with butt like that but he only gave me one. :( You say kind anot?
Like the old saying would go,
Yippee Kay Yeh Motherfucker.
Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Fucked up New Year.
Now where did I put my scissors. Time like this when there is anus to probe, it goes missing.
Yippee Kay Yeh Motherfucker.
Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Fucked up New Year.
Now where did I put my scissors. Time like this when there is anus to probe, it goes missing.
Inevitable....Christmas over liao. The guy with the AP? His days are also numbered liao.
Vlad...Hey Mudder farker, son of a thousand fathers! You have a fucked up new year too! LOL
*Looking for splintered wood baseball bat to fit Vlad's* LOL
Dreamie... Ciggies butt still ok. Don't skali he brings me mangkali's butt. LOL
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Vlad...Hey Mudder farker, son of a thousand fathers! You have a fucked up new year too! LOL
*Looking for splintered wood baseball bat to fit Vlad's* LOL
Dreamie... Ciggies butt still ok. Don't skali he brings me mangkali's butt. LOL
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