Wednesday, December 06, 2006

 

I'm Feeling Christmasy....

.

Yep, the tree is all spruced up with ornaments that resemble Ah Boy and Lucas balls.

It’s the time of the year again where Yuletide spirit is higher than puffing on a bong and booze flows more freely than weak bladders.



My favorite Christmas character has always been Frosty. Being a snowman, he is versatile. He can take on any shape and size you want him to be. He is made up of snow crystals that are crystals formed around bits of dirt that had been carried up into the atmosphere by the wind. Soil particles dressed up in ice. Do you know there are four different shapes of snow crystals? The simplest is a long needle shaped like a spike. The other shapes all have six sides. One of them is a long, hollow column shaped like a six-sided prism. There are also thin, flat six-sided plates. And lastly, the intricate, six-pointed stars.

Yada ..yada…. tiu! As though you give a hoot about this entire hullabaloo.

What you actually came here for is this;


Frosty The Pervert

Frosty the pervert
in a trench coat he did go
to a the school yard to expose his dick
and balls made out of snow

Frosty the pervert
all the kids he liked to watch
his dick did grow when he packed snow
on his cold and icy crotch

There must have been some magic
when he stroked his frozen meat
cause frosty started moaning loud
and it began to sleet

Frosty the pervert was as glad as he could get
he threw away his corn cob pipe
and lit a cigarette

Frosty the pervert didn’t want to go to jail
he began to run while dripping cum
and the cops picked up his trail
down to the village
his dick melting in his hand
running here and there
all around the square
yelling "catch me if you can."

they chased him down the streets of town
right to a vice squad cop
who shoved a night stick up his ass
and Frosty screamed "dont stop OOOO!!"

Frosty the pervert
was locked up that very day
but he did not cry as he waved good bye
knowing he'd be back someday

beating his meat all over the streets
look at Frosty go
sliding his hands all over his glands
his cum, as white as snow









Comments:
Hahaha! Poor Frosty!

Are you a pervert, Cocka?
 
Hahaa...how come so familiar ah???
(I can almost taste the hokkien mee!)
Still funny to listen to it again.
 
angel,
Do you still need to ask?? LOL!!!
 
Angel...Me not like Linpeh. That wan King of Perverts. Muahahaa!!

KW...Yeah, you were one of those privileged few who had a preview. LOL
Hokkien mee night again ah? Can...when?

KW...Angel need affirmation because she knows I'm not one, ok.
 
harharhar!! even Christmas isn't short of hamsup jokes and twisted songs for you, cocka!
 
may...'straight' songs are so boring! Parodies are the such spirit lifters! Love 'em, don't you?
 
So you ever ask for a blowjob while the girl has ice in her mouth?
 
Teacher, teacher! What is pervert?
 
Well, that's some Ice Cream, eh?
 
the women's mouth too hot it melted the cock.. hahahah
 
Wuahahaha..frosty hamsap fler!
 
Simple Yank...ice no. Listerine mouthwash, yes! It's sensational.LOL

Plink...To learn about Perverts, Please see this site http://tok3tok4.blogspot.com/
LOL

LB...Hope it tastes like Baskin Robbins'

Sasha...maybe she bit it off! Muahahaha!!!

Ace1...you lagi humsap! LOL
 
i just finish an ice cream...

magnolia lah!

BURP

♦ M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S C O C K A A N D F R I E N D S ♦
 
Cocka the SUPER humsup pervert
Wrote stuff that makes you livid
Summore include graphics that are vivid
Make you wanna cum like a blizzard!!!
 
*Gah* I'll never think of Frosty the same way ever again!
 
why u so hamsap wan?
LOL

wai.. u didn't put up ornaments that resemble ayam punya bola on the Christmas tree ah? :P
 
is tat Frostycocka???
 
this is one great christmas carol!
 
Car2....did you got carried away and started bopping on it? LOL

Titoki...I thought you'd cum like an avalanche? LOL

Lil Patchee....ahahaha! The dark side of Frosty eh!

Dr Jekyll...no ayam mya bola. Ah boy's want looks good ledi. If I stick a plug in his arse the balls will start blinking liao. LOL

Ah Nel...No, that's FrostyNel and his g/f giving him head. LOL

Wuch....hi 5!!! You love these songs yeah! Good taste, mate.
 
Happy Hamsap XXXmas
 
why frosty punya dickie looks like yellow banana keh? somemore got red band around it *scratching head*
 
Trust you having any Christmas Spirit.

Your spirit is all the ones hiding in your bar cabinet.. 40% alchohol content type!
 
Kenny...same same to you. But wait ar....more songs coming up!

Lenglui...I think Frosty caught something, but then they usually turn green hor?

ZMM....LOL @ your definition of spirit! yeah ..That too! I'm sure Zara is enjoying this song.
 
aiyooo wat a censor...mia xmas greetings....oucccchhhhhhhhhh
 
eeeee this frosty is terrible... christmas has become so secular... original christmas story got no frosty one... anyway Merry Christmas to you all
 
wah, onli you can cum up with something liddat!


and yes, i came for Frosty.
 
Alaaaaamak... help !!!.. HELP!!!!... how come Frosty bintai jor ??
 
Lyn...dun worry! My blog no censor wan. 18-80 SX. But those 80 and above, Parental Guidance is adviced. LOL

Hiao Auntie...Original xmas story got who ah? Santa ah? Ok ok He is coming up in my next post.

Mistipurple...well, at least you are honest and truthful, hehe. I like that! Yes, Frosty rocks!!!

Dreamie... Hahahaha!!! There is a darkside to everything and everyone!
 
Tiuuu, if melted away adi, where am i to my errr "ring"
 
aiyer! the tree full of balls is scary larh!!!

what if a kids suddenly pop into ur blog, then next day started singing the song in his or her kindy` hahahaha :X
 
u....u...!!
 
Samm...me! me! put the ring on me!! hahaha!!!!

a^ben...where got scary? Xmas trees are always decorated with balls mah....no meh? Those shiny ones though. If kids start singing this version of Frosty, he'd be one femes snowman liao! Hahahha!!!

Winn....me...me..!!!
 
eeeeeekkk!

you should put a censorship button to your blog for those under 18 yrs old leh... :p
 
OMG! I'm rolling all over the floor picking up more snow and dirt....
 
dowan fren......!!
 
Spellbound...Nothing to censor mah. All my readers above 18 yrs. LOL
Err...ok, you;ll get there to in a month. *wink*

Flyboy...trap a few chipmunks. We'll have a barbeque!

Winn...dun liddat lah..
 
Hum sup lou horny on all days ending with "y" regardless if it's Christmas or not. It's the sick that need a doctor, not the well.
 
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