Saturday, December 02, 2006

 

Let's Pig Out Big Time!!


Friday 24th Nov

Ah May can suck!
Dinner at Italiannies with this lenglui. I strongly recommend the Florence Platter on promotion. It’s simply out of this world! You should see how Ah May sucked out those marrows from the lamb shank. Issues on those stucked marrows were discussed and ideas were thrown around to be adopted and tried.

Bone marrow sucking lesson # 1: Always look for the wider end of the bone to suck. Choosing the wrong end could result in sucking extremely hard and making embarrassing noises and attracting stares from curious diners from the next table. Unless you enjoy all that attention like May does.

Bone marrow sucking Lesson # 2: If for some reasons you are served with a genetically defect lamb whose shank’s marrow is stucked to one side of the hollow, rendering an almost impossible task to apply the vacuum cleaner technique cited in lesson #1, try a little plumbing technique by clogging the narrow end with carrot cubes or other vegetables. This is important; else one would be sucking fruitlessly on one end, while air leaks from the other end. Once air leak problem is solved, resume sucking. Both marrow and carrot will be dislodged with a mere 5 p.s.i. (pound per square inch) suction force. Avoid sucking too hard or else the carrot cube projectile will be forced out of the bone’s hollow and propel down one’s throat at a deadly pace.

Lastly, never order a pitcher of Sangria if your date’s threshold for alcohol is rather low or she’ll fall asleep on you. Go by the glass. (Zoom in to see the drool at the corner of her mouth.)




The prop guys setting up the Christmas Trees and the Mickey at 1 Utama during closing time.




This must be the ugliest looking Christmas tree I’ve seen at the information counter!





Saturday 25th Nov



Leonard Tan’s jokes sucks big time….

Annual dinner organized by the Royal Institute of Naval Architect (UK) and Institute of Marine Engineers (Malaysia). Or to put it crudely, ‘The Institute For Ye Ole Seadogs That Has A Girlfriend In Every Port’.


This year we have Leonard Tan for standup comic.
One of the best jokes I heard all evening was him saying that in the old days, if you see 2,000 white guys chasing a black guy, they are known as the Ku Klux Klan.
These days, a similar scenario would be called the PGA tour!



Monday 27th Nov




SeeFei of Kiasuland organized a makan cum mini bloggers meet at the Sundanese Indonesian restaurant, Boat Quay.

It was good to meet up with Leonard and his girlfriend. He wasn’t foaming at his mouth this time because his girlfriend was with him. Muahahaha!!

The lenglui bloggers who turned up were Carcar with her stony looks from cough syrup overdose. The elusive, and very quiet Mistypurple who frequently works late hours,



The seductive and luscious Spinnee…and I’m only referring to her lips. Wait til you see the rest of her…..*drool*


and last to arrive is none other than the Hiao-Hiao Aunty.

Sorry folks! No photographs of Mistypurple and Spinnee as they threatened to throw me into the Singapore river if I did not delete their pictures.


See Hiao Aunty hiao anot?

I am not allowed to go into details on our conversation about her unusual ability to outdrink any guys at the Johnny Walker free flow parties! Oops!
Don’t forget to invite me next time yeah!

It’s a certainly a pleasure meeting up with you people.

Sorry folks if I have not been visiting or commenting at your blogs lately. I’ve been pretty busy.


And here's wishing the December babies a Happy Birthday! Yeah, you Lil’ Joy and Carcar! Muaks!!

Comments:
Oooh, is that how you eat it?
No wonder mine didn't taste as good....
 
1 week's activities compressed into 1 post. ooohh......blogging is lidat wan izzit? no wonder mine appeared so cheong hei.....
 
hahahaa. where got i threatened you liddat?? i whole night too shy to look into your kokoeyes, so mesmerising. KOKOKAAAAI!!!!!
 
oi! i threaten you cannot post my stoned picture why u no listen to me ??

not cough syrup, but over dosed paracetamol, kakakakaka....

thanks for the birthday wishes, every where :P

yeah, the christams tree, just cannot make it!!
 
No wonder lu talak mari KL la...
 
haha....carcar the pic is cute la:p

this guy memang tak boleh harap one;p
 
i havent sucked anything else since i'm home most of the time.... oh, forget it. i'll go out this evening and try sucking something else for a change
 
wuahhh...sure she an suck well...
 
You are such a lucky dude. I veli the jelez. You get travel and meet everybody. ;)
 
wah..some many lenglui met up with you. You must have some charm attached. Can tell your secret anot?
 
your bone marrow sucking session lesson #2 is interesting :D

The stoned Carcar looks so un-carcar :P
 
i cannot foam in my mouth this time, if got foam, it would be real foam...

furthermore, i just foamed after reading ur comment at mistipurple blog....
 
i heard may had put out a contract on your head for that expose and not too pleasant pic!
 
harharhar!! I didn't drool lah, that's leftover sangria on the side. so now at least you know how to suck on bone marrow the proper way, eh? practice makes perfect! LOL!

Singapore scenes and LengLuis are looking darn good!
 
;) i never threaten u. I only warned u. *ha*
 
Cocka Darling!!

You're such and expert in sucking!! What else can you suck? :P

By the way darling!! U're a Marine Engineer? Any chance you know the late Bernard Geikie of Kuching? Hmmm's what's with marine engineers and their hamsupness and playfullness!!!

Buzz Buzz
 
KW...you didnt suck on it the right way ah? Come...I teach you next time. LOL

NP...ya wor. Very busy these days. Have to compress the 'happenings' into 1 post. I missed that makan session at Shanghai 10. I heard you were the 'live-wire' there! LOL

Mistipurple...Aiyoh..luckily you didnt look into my eyes. I might be the one swooning instead of you. Hahahhaa!!! Moreover, looking into cock-eyes can be quite tricky, coz you don't know exactly where am I looking at. Muahahaha!!!

Car2....Nice mah, your stoned pics. Showed another side of you.
You think all those birthday wishes for nothing ah? Quickly belanja me makan. Come kidnap me for a change.

Kenny Ng...Lu tak lak ajak me free lunch. Tiu!

Lucas mama...I bolih harap wan. One of these days I post your sot sot tei pics ok anot? Muahahaha!!!

Samm...ROTFLMAO! I can't help but laugh out loud at your comment! So desperate to suck something meh?
Don't forget to remove your dentures for maximum effect hor. LOL

Ah Nel....tiu! where have you been? So long no sound, no air? (mou seang, mou hei)

Simple Yank...'Fun' is my middle name. LOL .
I ought to meet up with the sarawakian bloggers one of these days.

Aceone...Eh? What charms talking you? I use my natural Bradd Pitt, Richard Gere, Tom Cruise charms, ok. Jeles anot? Hahahaha!!!

Dr Jekyll... It takes an engineer years of research to figure that out.
car car really looked damn stoned like a sick kitten that day. I was about to resort to mouth to mouth resuscitation to breathe life into her. LOL

Leonard...If you foam this time, it would be because your g/f force you to drink paraquat liao. Haahhahahaa!!

Seefei...No lah, she won't. May very laam laam me wan. On 2nd thoughts she might hor?...since she got italian mafia connection wan. *shivers*

May...That was sangria ah? Cheh! i should have licked it off your mouth instead of letting it go to waste. LOL
Yep, those kiasuland lengluis bloggers are worth a visit. ..but please dun bring Sengjai, else he'll tackle them all. LOL

Spinnee...You didn't threaten meh? Those piercing looks were enough to send shivers down my spine wor.

Fly dahling...Ooo..I suck anything suckable. LOL
Bernard Geikie from which massage parlor hah? LOL No, he has not massaged me before and I have no intention of letting him do so. Muahahaha!!!
Engineers are by nature humsap wan. Where do you think we got the ideas from when inventing bolts and nuts?
 
Unker Koka I think you are the luckiest man in the blogosphere. So many leng luis and so many aunties fly to you like moth to fire. No one can win your title:

The most powderfool Cock in the blogosphere!!! ;p
 
Titoki...similar, you hold a title too. The flattest boobs in blogsphere.
Muahahahaha!!!!
 
just stopping by to say hi
 
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