Nothing to Crow About

Truth is, I did not have to tell her…for she already knew.

Cocka: “Good morning. How’s my favorite silai today?”

HRH: in her hiao-hiao cluck: “Couldn’t be better, Cocka! Don’t you just love sitting out here on the fence and catching a whiff of fresh cow dung in the morning? Ahhh!! Life on the farm is so relaxing……”

Cocka: Oh yes! I just love perching on the fence…being neither here nor there, watching the world passes by…watching the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumping over the moon, and pssst!..*whisper* did you know the dishes eloped with the spoon last night?”

HRH: “Hah? Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Wah….so happening ah?. But don’t bother lah. We are just fence sitters mah.”

Cocka: “Ya lor…we are the blue helmeted UN peacekeepers….
Hey! I noticed although you are on the fence, you have more of your arse on this side wor? Why is that so?”

HRH: “Can’t help it lah, my arse is too big….sure to spill more to one side of the fence. LOL. By the way, have you seen Lucifer? I thought she was sitting here not too long ago?”

Cocka: “She lost her balance and fallen over liao.

HRH: “Did she slip?”

Cocka: “she said someone pushed her wor. She is now on the ground stucked in some puddle of shit.”

HRH: “Hahaha…it’s hard to keep your balance sometimes, especially on a thin and narrow fence like this.

Cocka: “Yeah, perhaps we should just tear it down and build a much sturdier one like this…..

HRH: “Hahahha!! I don’t know lah. Ok got to fly off now…see you later”

Cocka: “Oi! Pegi mana?”

HRH: “I’m off to coop no.13 to witness a long standing feud.

2 cocks are fighting one another over me. Hee hee….The fencing match should be interesting. Come watch?”

Cocka: “Naw, not my cup of tea. I rather go start another blog”

HRH: “Really?? What are you calling it?”

Cocka: “Ermmm…how bout No Hope Liao? Or perhaps Floating craps?? Muahahahaha!!!" *Evil Laughter*

HRH: “How about me starting one simply titled ‘To Kill a Mocking Bird?”

Cocka: “Hahahaha!!! Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock ...Ya do that …. Hey watch out!”

HRH: “W-What? Where?”

Cocka: “watch out for that crazy lord a-leaping over the fence! What's with the flower in his hand?”

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 6:06 PM