Tuesday, January 09, 2007

 

One day At The Farm...


One morning at the barn…I flew onto my favorite spot where HRH, another fence-sitter was perched, cupped her face in my hands and said the 3 little big words….”You are F-A-T !”

Truth is, I did not have to tell her…for she already knew.

Cocka: “Good morning. How’s my favorite silai today?”

HRH: in her hiao-hiao cluck: “Couldn’t be better, Cocka! Don’t you just love sitting out here on the fence and catching a whiff of fresh cow dung in the morning? Ahhh!! Life on the farm is so relaxing……”

Cocka: Oh yes! I just love perching on the fence…being neither here nor there, watching the world passes by…watching the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumping over the moon, and pssst!..*whisper* did you know the dishes eloped with the spoon last night?”

HRH: “Hah? Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Wah….so happening ah?. But don’t bother lah. We are just fence sitters mah.”

Cocka: “Ya lor…we are the blue helmeted UN peacekeepers….
Hey! I noticed although you are on the fence, you have more of your arse on this side wor? Why is that so?”

HRH: “Can’t help it lah, my arse is too big….sure to spill more to one side of the fence. LOL. By the way, have you seen Lucifer? I thought she was sitting here not too long ago?”

Cocka: “She lost her balance and fallen over liao.

HRH: “Did she slip?”

Cocka: “she said someone pushed her wor. She is now on the ground stucked in some puddle of shit.”

HRH: “Hahaha…it’s hard to keep your balance sometimes, especially on a thin and narrow fence like this.

Cocka: “Yeah, perhaps we should just tear it down and build a much sturdier one like this…..

HRH: “Hahahha!! I don’t know lah. Ok got to fly off now…see you later”

Cocka: “Oi! Pegi mana?”

HRH: “I’m off to coop no.13 to witness a long standing feud.

2 cocks are fighting one another over me. Hee hee….The fencing match should be interesting. Come watch?”



Cocka: “Naw, not my cup of tea. I rather go start another blog”

HRH: “Really?? What are you calling it?”

Cocka
: “Ermmm…how bout No Hope Liao? Or perhaps Floating craps?? Muahahahaha!!!" *Evil Laughter*

HRH: “How about me starting one simply titled ‘To Kill a Mocking Bird?”

Cocka: “Hahahaha!!! Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock ...Ya do that …. Hey watch out!”

HRH: “W-What? Where?”

Cocka: “watch out for that crazy lord a-leaping over the fence! What's with the flower in his hand?”

HRH: "Check out those polka dots pants...true Fashionista"



Comments:
LOLOLOL!

*siew tou pah heong tou*

Unka Cocka, you very good story teller liao!!

*paints the fence red & white*
 
Waa... got sturdier wall... may I...?

Pssst! What is 'pah heong tou'? Why ah may siew tou kam yeong geh?

ah may, now no more fence liao... u go paint The Great Wall, liu?

poor Lucifer... mou tuen tuen tik tou... so the yuen wong...
 
mommy says if i managed to chup 3rd..i get to eat a chicken..betul kah?

I MISS YOU MAY MAY!
 
Unker, this is the site that pops up -> http://www.txthub.com/health/bipolar.htm
 
aiya..
missed the bronze tim:p
 
Tiu toh waan tai paah cheong pek!! LOLOLOL!!! To Kill a Mockingbird.. That's a great title!!! Kudus and anjings and pussies!! Excellent 'underground' material! Kakakaka .... tiutiutiu!
 
wah.....
so cheem geh this post
dig dig dig the underlying meaning
 
I couldn't have done it better!
You are the true champen!!! lolol!!

angel,
pah heong tou...terbaring atas lantai lah! on the floor lor...
 
I get the same popup as Angel. This was happening at my blog until I got rid of the Rudolf song link. I hate popups.

You gotta a lot of time on your hand? Should go to coop 13 and take care of the chicks while the dummies duel.
 
Fun at the fence!
Yeah, what are the crazy fence jumper doing there?
 
*roll Ah May over and gives her tummy rub*
I don't like red and white leh....can paint it purple anot?

Angel...Yes, yes come and sit on the wall. This one wide enough to fit your arse. LOL

Liucas...How dare you eat chicken? *Sling chicken shit at liucas*

Angel again...got humsap pop up anot? If yes, I like..

Winn...you lost to a dog ah? Never mind, fourth prize gets me. Come and claim your prize, faiti!

Ah Wong kor...Tiu toh pengsan ah? LOL I'm sure you'll be glad to kill the mockingbird hor?

Chen...use your stethescope. You might get to hear something. LOL
Still bengang over AA ah? Their promotion all bullshit wan.

KW...tenkiu! tenkiu! Come sit on the wall with me.

Simple Yank...at your age, aren't you glad that things are still popping up? LOL
Ok, ok bad joke.

Chapree....good to see you again. Crazy fence jumper? He defected over to the other side where the grass is supposedly greener.
 
How Come I Dun Understand! Hahahaha
 
Uncle, I am very impressed lah. All those *hidden meaning*. Hahahaha.

*Tabik*
 
muahahahhahahahahahaha

*THUD*

Ouchhhh! I laughed until I fell off my chair.. *HD rubs her butt*
 
wah...so sarcastic can die. sound like someone is bashing up someone? why? cocka, u takdapat what u wanted isit?
 
shld i think out of the box to catch the ball?
 
Cocka Darling!!!

I didn't know that your day job is writting bed time stories for children!!! That explains your paedo tendencies hehehehehehe

But really lovely and I am imagining you reading it to kids..if their parents would allow you to come near their kids that is...

Muah Darling and am still waiting for your lap dance!!1

Buzz Buzz
 
is this a private joke? AhPek catch no balls leh.
 
phew! i tot i was the only one not to catch the ball. so cheem keh, unker. want to write about ppl, write more clearly lah. cannot, hor? nanti kena sued. ok, nevermind, e-mail me the whole lowdown! kakakaka.
 
huar.. cock fight... mmmm... mmm...

mmm..... hemmmm.....
 
wuah lucky i also no understand ... but i really love sitting on the fence one leh! lol
 
lu kong har mik leh ?
 
*stamp!!*

certified cock-talking story teller~

kekekekek~ so when is episode two coming out??
 
Sasha...Never mind. Some things are better not understood.

Inevitable...What hidden meanings? You so terror can read between the lines meh?

Honey Dragon...Luckily you fell off the chair instead of the fence. LOL

Elle...sarcastic meh? I learnt that from you wan. I tak dapat what? Woah! You are wayyyyy off track!

Sengjai...you Jack In The Box ah? Yeah must think out of it. LOL

Fly darling...Ok, ok, I'm due for a trip to Kuching in Feb. Looking forward to your lap dance while I lap-lap every drop of your love juice. LOL

Ah Pek...this story too philosophical lah.

Lenglui...Why you so 8 geh? LOL. Usually ppl fire first salvo and draw first blood. i just retaliate only mah.

Velverse...I think catfights better to watch. Cockfights no fun wan.

Wingz...You sit on the fence geranti collapse wan. LOL
You gotta sit on the Great Wall...if you can get up there in the first place. Muahahaha!!!

Dreamie...Wor Kong Storlee.

Ah Ben...How? Can you find me a publisher? LOL
 
Good words.
 
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