Saturday, March 24, 2007

 

The Alphabet Tag....

   No one ever thought of tagging me on this meme, 
     but I guess I’ll just do it because my butt itchy 

"A" is for Angel, her party shoes tattered and worn,
     "B" is for Ben, the result of his father’s condom torn,
 
      "C" is for Carcar who badly needs a kiss,
But "D" is for Doc who gave her por-por a squeeze,
 
    "E" is for Endroog the flamer with only one ball,
    "F" is ‘flat’ like Titoki, with no por-por at all,
 
    "G" is for gonorrhea, goiter, and gout,
    "H" is for Helen who denies spreading it about,
 
    "I" is for insertion, infection and itch,
    "J" is Jason, who got them from a bitch,
 
    "K" is for KW who thought bum-pinching’s a bore,
But "L" is for LB, the pervert who came back for more,
 
      "M" is for May, who by far, the best pair of knockers

But "N" is for Nelson, who rather date male bloggers


"O" is his orifice, Ah Pek thought he cunningly concealed,

But "P" is the penis, the Mangkali used to pry him and peeled,
 
     "Q" is the Queer who farted and shat in his hat
     "R" is for Roger (9393), who rogered his cat,
 
     "S" is Sengjai’s crap-pot all filled to the brim,
     "T" is for Titoki’s turds which are floating within,
 
      "U" is for Uni Lin-Cocka-Wingz who taught you to screw,
 But "V" is for Vad3r who rather play with his tool,
 
       "W" is Wuching who thought screwing a farce,
And "X", "Y", and "Z" you can shove up Linpeh’s arse



Disclaimer: No offence intended to those names mentioned.
They just happened to rhyme. Muahahahaha!!! *evil laughter
*


Comments:
This is your masterpiece!!! *Applaud** **applaud*

And I second May's.. *grin*
 
I'm so honoured that you and LB think my knockers as best! LOLOL!! *does the jiggy*
 
Liddat oso can ar?
 
Ah.... no my name on the list *relieved* :P
 
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itchy butt?
*bites*
 
LOL at itchy butt
must pinch kaw kaw liao
Kkkkkkkkk
 
who wants to have a look at my TOOLS??
 
Z for zewt mah...

anyway... thanks for your well wishes. appreciate all the support from friends in the blogosphere.
 
*applauds with L B*

Fatt hao!

*prepares to pinch cocka's butt*
 
Wah! *Watches May do the jiggy* Will this be on Youtube?

Cocka! Youda man. When you gonna put out a rap album?
 
this is by far the best meme i've seen!
 
help angel to pinch cocka's butt!~
 
i bow my head in defeat and respect!
 
LB...Tenkiu, tenkiu...*bow ..bow with hands covering butt*

May....yep, no questions at all, they are the best! if you have it , flaunt it! LOL so when do we get to see you in Bondi beach scantily clad??

Ace1...Don't worry, the next meme I shall mention you. Hmmm....let me see...*breeding evil thoughta*

Selby...haha! This time you are lucky...you wait! LOL

Ah Boy...ouch! Ooooh!! Love those tiny teeth marks...bite me! bite me! LOL

Doc...you also kena LB mya sickness liao ah? Going around pinching guys butt? LOL Try Rojakz's...his got more flesh! Muaahahahaha!!!

Vad3r....ahem! TOOLS??? with a S? You got more than 1 kukujiao ah? Oh, I get it now...apart from inserting your kkc, you put in your 2 balls too. LOL

Zewt...Ok, You'll get a mention too next round. Now a bit 'sang poe' dunno you well yet. Skali kena taruh how? hahaha!!

Angel...you can have the other (butt) cheek.

Simple Yank...Yeah, lets get May to post it on Youtube. yay!!
Rap Album? Ok...let me polish up on my street talk, yo! Wassup?? *pulling pants down to expose butt crack, wearing cap pointed backwards..walking with a question mark posture*

Wuch...Hahaha! Glad you like it. people from Melb would love anything silly....inclusing dressing up in seagull costumes! Hahahaha!!!

carcar...Sorry! both butt cheeks taken up liao. You gotta pinch 'elsewhere'.....LOL

Ah Pek...no, no! You the sifu...my mentor. How you can bow out in defeat?
 
Really sifat itchy! But that was a good self-imposed meme!
 
KKKK! cocka really 38!

but nebrermind... dis one is fabulous! how poetic! :D
 
You are good la!!
 
KW..you still owe me one. Bila mau bikin?

kyh...tenkiu, tenkiu. Next time I'll write something siao about you too. Muaahahahaha!!!

lil Patchee...*Hollering from 10 meters away* How's your chicken pox ah? Better jor meh?
 
liucas leh??
!!!
 
kengchau.. next time if i kena any meme will tag u.. dun worry ok uncle..
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lucky I got no boobs or else ngo bei nei jar por dou!!!

;)
 
niamah...don u think meet male bloggers more easy n fun???

*male no wear make up so no need wait so long*

LOL
 
hahaha..liddat i should have tagged u la!
 
Wahlau-eh..!!
 
Huar.. the first meme that rhymes. Best giler
 
aikkss! u caught my itchy bum bum syndrome? syiok or not? but don't scratch till like baboon backside wokay?
 
Spread what???

I'm always fully protected wan!! Dun slander me or I'll sue 9 you!! lol
 
hengs.. L didnt refer to me!
 
Cocka Darling!!

HAHAHAHAHA Amusing, you old bugger

Buzz buzz
 
u r tagged.
 
Winn...L is for lamp-post, Liucas likes to pee at,
and M is for Mummy, who always treat him like a cat!

Sengjai...you let your horse come! I no sked!

Titoki...Actually you got boobs lah. Lychee boobs remember? Muahahahaha!!!

Ah Nel...Hahaha! Yeah, you got a point. Next time before we meet up, you should go for a manicure & pedicure. LOL

Laundryamah...You should thank your lucky stars you didn't get mention in this meme.
Don't be so happy...I sure pull you into the water next round. LOL

Bee stung lips...Muahahha! What a nick! I love those luscious, kissable, lickable lips. Thanks for dropping by.

V is for Velverse, the solid pretty lass,
L is for Leonard, who kept staring at her ass!

sweetpea...you got itchy backside also ah? Check for worms. LOL
Thanks for dropping by!

Helen...Sue me ah? You can't. The judges these days can throw your case out of court because lack of evidence. LOL

Fly...you must be feeling damn honoured, yeah? Hahahahha!!!

Chen....apa lah lu. Baru habis ini, kena tag lagi.
 
errr..sorry me tag you first!
 
hahahaha another big episode awaiting for you to complete at concubine W!!! you will have chance to pinch the emperor kaw kaw!
psst.. you're so right about May's. LOL!!
 
Amah...ok ok I'll do. You wait hah.

Misti...that's the tough one. :( I'll think of something. Got dateline ah?
 
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