Sunday, March 18, 2007

 

Weekend cheers...

.
Two Crocodiles were basking in the sun at the side of the Lake Gardens.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said................

I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me....we're the
same age.....

we were the same size as kids....... I just don't get it ?"

"Well," said the big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'Crock.

"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"

"Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by the
Parliament House."

"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their cars and wait for one to
unlock the car door.

Then I jump out..... grab them by the leg..... shake the shit out
of them and eat 'em !"

"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "that's where you're going wrong !

You're not getting any real nourishment...... !"

"You See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician,

there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase !"


Comments:
ChuP ChuP!!
 
I also chup! Cos I ain't no Croc! :P
 
chup 3, and I ain't no croc too!
 
ey?! what is my ferry doing in ur blog

damn crocs, get back to work!!!!
 
Here also chup?? OK-lor, chup!

When is LB going to make you your own THHC™ logo? :P

I ain't no croc either, but my ger has purple crocs. One of the wonders of crocs.. it doesn't get dirty. Really. She's been wearing it everday for 5 months and it still looks clean!! I wonder if the $$$ I save on water and soap can cover the cost of her shoes or not!!
 
aiyah....the crocs need a change of diet liao.
 
I'm a land CROC and my fav meals are pussies. Err cats. And I gulp em down wif GUINNESS!
 
orh...u said politicians are assholes!!!
 
Hey CD, it takes one buaya to know his own kind la. LOL

*runs off before Crocodile Doodle catches HD*
 
hahaha... a good one. hope those fellas wont be chasing after you and throwing shit at you anytime soon.
 
ask the cock/croc to eat samy bulu sure size gain wan as a lot of kokonat oil...
 
you are a liar!

I sue 9 you,

all bloggers are liars!
 
If the government bans blogging, you must bear the responsibility.
 
hahahha parliament = shit khi khi poor croco

happy monday cocka
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH
Asshole and breifcase.
 
Wanna kena sued ar? LOL!
 
You gonna get shut down for sure. ahahahahaha

I love that. And now I understand South Texas politics better. We got gators here too.
 
LB...welcome to Bolehland politic bash! You are the first to arrive. As winner of this leg, you shall be entitled to whack as many lormaikais as you pleased.

Angel...I'm glad you are'nt one! They are fed with shit wan. LOL

May...You where got buaya? You buaya who? who? faster tell?

Ah Ben...Kuching river still got crocs meh? I thought all of them are on land and doing business liao these days, no? Muahahahaha!!!

Kat...I didnt franchise the Hughug club thingy lah. I prefer the FugFug club! LOL
Wah! You actually paid so much so something made in China ah? I personally think they are grossly overpriced.

NP...change their diet to what? This one at least got shit to eat. Some of them are just full of gas! LOL

Vad3r...Yeah me too! ...and I like mine shaven...decorated with a twist of lemon and cherry. LOL

Leonard...I'm not the originator of this joke la. Someone forwarded it to me. Try publishing this in Kiasuland I dare you! Hahahahaha!!!

Honey Dragon...I buaya meh? Where got? I politician lah. Muahahaha!!!

Zewt...I'm pretty sure our politicians have a great sense of humor. Where else in the world could one find politicians suggesting a comeback of chastity belts? Legalising Mat Rempits etc to name a few? LOL

Ah Nel...hahahhaa!! that one can't swallow. The shit could be full of toxic waste!

Ah pek...ok lah, I am. You sue me also I can't pay you. The most I can do is appeal to the judges for leniency citing reasons of 10 kids to take care of, sick mother, crippled cat and a fat, good for nothing wife at home.
many times, without fail people get away with that here. LOL

Khengsiong...see my reply to zewt. They won't coz they have a great sense of humor! Muahahahaha!!!!

cp1...shhhh! dun laugh too loud! There's a parliamentary session going on next door! LOL

Sasha...Mmm...wonder what happens if we plug it?

KW....Didn't you hear the speech by the Pikom guy? Must kena sue baru become famous. LOL

Simple Yank...One thing I like about you guys is you can poke fun at your president all you want and people just laugh it off.
This goes to show the americans are waaaay ahead in political maturity.
 
Hey were u at Starbucks Centrepoint on Wednesday night?
 
Hahahaha!! Yep, Penny. That was me alright! I didn't notice you though.
Why didn't you come over and say hello? I won't bite.....promise. ;)
 
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