Wednesday, April 04, 2007

 

Chapter 10- The 47 (1 kicked the bucket) Concubines

Before Concubine W bled to death, draining her body of blue cheese, mustard & ketchup, she tagged me to continue with this ever-confusing and scandalous story of the Cunt-cubines. (pardon the southern accent)

With the demise of Concubine W, the Palace was thrown into chaos! Hopes of endless supply of His Royal Highness’ fresh milk were dashed. Saddened by her sudden departure from the episode, the Emperor ordered a royal inquiry into the scandals that has been long plagued the palace. He wants to know who has been screwing around with his concubines!

Deviously, he summoned the Royal Entertainer Wang to tap into the palace grapevine.

Conniving amongst the echelons of concubines (especially those that has been frequently overlooked) , eunuchs, and palace cockroaches, he was finally rewarded amply with more than he could handle.

On the night of the Grand Banquet, the opera troupe directed, choreographed and acted by Wang, was conveyed with much subtle message in the form of Chinese opera…….

Toook…took chiang! Toook tooook chiang chiang chiang……..

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The opening scene….depicting the ‘Emperor’ , ‘Phoenix Empress’ , Concubines W,A,C, M. Yes…Concubine M is the one with the biggest boobs.

Scene 2….the ‘Captain of the Guards’ frolicking with 2 of the many concubines….


Scene 3…The ‘Emperor’s romp in the park with Concubine xxxx while Prince Moh looks on and wank himself silly.


Scene 4…Concubines M, A & C tied & tormented W.
There was also a part where they dripped wax on her *censored*


Scene 5…The ‘Imperial Executioner’ (top right) fits of rage drove him to defy higher orders after learning the death of Concubine W took matters into his own hands to seek justice and chased one of the Concubines with kkc chariot.

As the final curtains fall (psst! Chinese opera got curtains or not ah? I forgot already) the stage was drenched in cum mixed with other bodily fluids…will the Emperor punish those liable for Concubine W’s death? Will he take Entertainer Wang to a romp in the park? Or will personally supervise the guillotine on the Captain?

I shall now pass the baton to Sengjai.


Comments:
Dammit! So that's where all my treasured photographs disappeared to!! LOLOL!! Good Pictorial Guide - no, Great Pictorial Guide!!! No wonder the Imperial Palace is so unbalanced by the Yin! All those Jade Gates piled one ontop the other! Traffic jam!!

Can't wait to see what sengjai has in store at the Guillotine!

Ps: *great Sound Effects!!* OMG!! Cats also got bald..
 
Haha! OMG! Where did you get... err... those pictures?!

*checks out the biggest toot*

ps: Concie W chee sat wan wor... ahh, but who cares... the more confusing, the better!
 
Wow! A picture is worth a million words. What thousand? Thousand, millions. Whoot!!! Who cares? Boobies!!!

Reminds me I neet to pick up cantaloupes at the store.

And hey Cocka. Well done. You really did not spare any expense at all?
 
Oh yeah. If you don't know what is going on with the story, you can look for the links for the other chapters of 48 Concubines here.

Hope you enjoy.

And thanks again Cocka! :D
 
I'm so glad you photographed the best side of my *toot*!! so honoured. but why did Concubine W have to die?! *sobs tears of ketchup and mustard*
 
fuwah! that is so sexciting i cum ledi!
 
HAhahahh U realli laugh die me lor..... got sumore tooooonnggggggg toooonggggg tookkk chiang sumore.... good ah... At forst I tot how come my laptop got all those funny sounds..
 
you..you....imperial photographer!!!!!!

fake fake jadi photographer, rupanya is stalker kai!!! : x

*tuk tuk tuk tuk ciang tuk ciang~*
 
kokokokokaiiiiii!!!! you alone can overthrow the whole imperial kingdom upside down!!! peng ah!!! tong tong chiang!!!
psst. concubine w got something extra that we don't hah? *looks closer*
 
Hmm... never thought Chinese opera can also be X-rated. I think it is about the story from Journey to the West...
Ok, ok, it's about the 48 concubines.
 
No doubt these photos are from your personal, private collection.
 
ya misti, i got,......liucas!!
y this song? eh u din talk abt siu kai oneeee!!!!!!!!!!! tag u again !!! grrr
 
wah the imperial palace so stim wan!!!

guess the emperor is enjoying heaven everyday ya???

where r u cocka... which one is this siukai... come come show urself!
 
LB...Keng leh? Yep, the Jade gates are well lubed for multiple entries.

Angel...Who? who got the biggest toot?
Concie W did not chi sart. She was driven to suicide as the plot got thicker. Hence the investigation.

Simple Yank....Glad you like the pics. They are a prized, rare collection over at this part of the world.

May...aisey! I sure know which angle to take your pic mah. I'm using wide-angled lens lah. LOL

Wuch...Now I know what turns you on.
You are one of those opera kakis ah?

Wennnn....yes! your laptop could be acting funny. Hahahah!! After visiting my blog, most puters go haywire. LOL

Prince Moh...got wash your hands anot before you type? Otherwise your keyboard damn sticky liao. LOL

Mistipurple...Muahahha! Is that a compliment or are you exposing my notoriety? Hmmm....
Concubine W got something extra ah? That was before the sex change gua? LOL

Khengsiong...this is the early days' porn mah...
Those days don't have internet, so what to do? Go for sex opera lah. LOL

KW...how you know? I haven't even take you to my Red Chamber yet? LOL That's where I framed and hung these posters lah. *wink*

Winn....THe siewkai flew away wif the siew ngap and they live happily ever after.

kyh...You think only this palace so stim wan ah? All the Sultans' mya palace also dem stim wan. I wasn't in the picture lah...I was merely raising and lowering the curtains for the change of scenes. LOL
 
siao manz, really the humsup king to find such photographs!

so is this a long story, yours is which part liao ... lost count manz!
 
i tot i walked into the karma sutra pulak....
 
i tot i enter the wrong website tim... :P
 
wakakaaaaaa your pictures really got me into stitches .......
Moon
 
sei yam ham sup lo!!!
 
Leonard...What humsap? Look at it in an artistic approach. LOL

Lenglui N....Chinese opera got kama sutra meh? With 1.3 bil population, I doubt they need it. LOL

Dr Jekyll... Tell me the truth. You like it very much, right?

Moon.....at least you are the only honest one around here. LOL

Zewt...laam yan mm ham sap, mm hai laam yan lei keh....
LOL
 
huar.. pictures like that also you can find.. keng lah you :D
*salute*
 
liucas sms me. he wanna tag u to do the desktop and SCREENSAVER TAG!!!!!!!!

faidit!
 
liucas sms me. he wanna tag u to do the desktop and SCREENSAVER TAG!!!!!!!!

faidit!
 
Wow.. you are good huh? Sacrificing these old photos from your personal collection for the story...

Tuk Tuk chiang!
 
OMG whose blog is this ???

WAKAKAKAKA....
Wawasan 2020 Opera har ?
 
Nice pics.. I like pic #3 the most.. doggy style & nice ass..
Cockadoodle.. ur blog is very entertaining.. *thumbs up*
 
Hey, I just noticed something.. the 2nd last picture, concubine M which kena tied & tormented is a guy lah! Got his balls and cock dangling.. hehe, either that or he is an Ah Kua Concubine.. kekeke
 
Nice picture and great stories. LOL!
 
Velverse...try looking at these pictures in an artistic light. LOL

Winn...why Liucas didn't sms me directly geh? Faster! Ask him to do so. I can't wait to show the world what's on my puter screen! MUahahahaha!!! *evil laughter*

ZMM...yep! taken by my great grandfather. He was the official opera photopgrapher.

Dreamie...relaks...this is cocka's blog. You like anot?
Been lurking around for long ah?
Kakakakakak!!

Russ....thanks for dropping by. Geez! I just realized that you could be right! Concubine M is indeed a guy!
Muahahahah!! Getting more complicated now.

Shoppingmum...hehhe..thanks for dropping by. Make sure your kids don't see this. LOL
 
eh how come long time no update jor geh????
 
i really enjoying this SO much .. espcially story plus the XX rated picture

11 thumbs up!!
 
Wennn...ok coming soon. Quite busy these weeks. until got no time to blog hop also.

cp1...Hahaha!! Since when did you take an interest in chinese opera?
 
since long yoke LB started wakakakkaka
 
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