Thursday, April 26, 2007

 

Internet Marketing Survey Questionnaire

This Frostier eat full nothing to do, go and conduct this survey by circulating the following questionnaire.

So, I hope his university would find my 2-sen worth of contribution fruitful....

  1. How many movies do you download in a month averagely? Please state genre as well.

Cannot reveal. Afterwards you go report 9 me they will jail me and throw away the keys.

Mainly blue movies lah.

  1. What type of internet connection do you possess? Unlimited connectivity?

I dunno the speed. Usually I download at the nearest internet café or Starbucks to avoid authorities’ detection. Hahaha!

  1. Do you find the internet speed slow?

Damn farking slow lah. You know, we got Cyber this cyber that, Multimedia Super Corridor lah, smart this, smart that also no use when we got not-so-smart people running those establishments.

  1. How do you download movies off the internet? FTP? P2P?

FTP means what ah? Fiddling The Penis ah?

P2P I know lah…..it’s pee to pee, right? It’s derived from the adage “To pee or not to pee?” That is the question.

  1. Please state a few websites you use to download such movies.

Niamah! You think I stupid ah? How do I know you are not working for FINAS? After tell you ledi you buggers go and block those sites? Tiu!

  1. Name a few advantages you experience downloading movies instead of purchasing them in other mediums (DVD/VCD).

First, I get to see the whole movie instead of those chopped up version dictated by some ‘holier than thou’ censor board.

Second, these days they got Lucky and Flo to sniff out those discs, so Uncle Ho’s supply could be choked.

  1. How do you watch these movies? Using your computer? Ipod? Other gadgets?

What computer and IPod? I watch them on my Bravia home theater system lah.
I can never understand how some people can watch movies on their cell phones or Ipod.

  1. What do you do while waiting for the movie downloads?
Usually I fiddle around with my kukujiao while waiting for the movie to download.

  1. In the near future would you pay for your movie downloads?
You got too much money ah? Like all Malaysians, I only go for free things.

  1. If legal downloads of movies are available with commercials. Would you still download them?

Legal means what? Those censored ones ah?

Legal means they will start charging for the downloads? Do you think consumers will pay for the downloading time of the commercials as well? Siao ah you? Summore our Malaysian commercials damn fake wan. You’ll see both parents are locals but their kids are usually Eurasians. You say fake anot?

  1. Would you watch movies via live streaming channels online? Such as PP Stream? Why?

No…our internet so 9 slow how to watch? Take for example, if you are watching those blue movies online…KNN that fella take forever to lick, thurst and pull because the streaming speed is so farking slow. Potong stim only

  1. Besides downloading movies, how do you watch new movies? Rent? Purchase?

Buy from Uncle Ho lah. I hardly go to the cinemas these days because I hate being interrupted by those farking Ah Bengs who dunno how to switch off the cell phones when I’m watching a movie. Damn 9 irritating!

  1. Do you own a laptop or a desktop?

Both lah..with canggih sound systems summore.

  1. What operating system do you use?

The modus operandi I use to avoid detection from FINAS is ‘cat and mouse’ system.

They come, we run! LOL

Now that they got Lucky and Flo, we may need to spray a coat of pepper on the discs. Muahahahaha!!!

Demographics Questions
Age: 25 (at heart)
Occupation: Ah Long
Nationality: Fresh off the boat
Internet usage per day: 25 hrs
Education Background: I no study wan.

Hope you are happy now, Frostier. LOL




Comments:
funny lah... torrent damn slow lah.. pirated a lot better :P
 
nowadays also got china meng selling dvds liaw~ unker ho has met his match!
 
*clapclapclap*
How much you buy from your Unker Ho?
*compare prices*
 
LOLOL, *images of angel bargaining with Uncle Ho pop into mind right away!*
*Can larrrr, I buy 5 wor! Free three laaahh!!*
*Siew Chay, I already gip you free plastic bag*
 
I got no Unker.

Faster internet, but no freebie sites. My kids won't tell me one. :(
 
you buy DVD from Unker Ho and send to me ok!! here got no Unker, how sad...

but at least I have broadband2+ access now, yay! Unker Joe came a-visiting!
 
thank god for bittorent!
 
u buy from unkel Nel sure gelengti clear wan...sumore full paybek if not sextipied...
 
U provide very very good answer.
 
Can rekoment Unker Ho to me ar? I wan to buy from him too!! kakakaka
 
LOL!!! No 3 is really a good one .. go cocka go go go
 
Lucky and Flo can't smell the net tubes, so you are saved!! *thumbs up*
 
Haha... goos answer... i think the person ask u that sure vomit blood
 
ya ya .....
Frostier hui pei lei kek sei ..... kekeke
 
Clement...welcome to my talk cock blog. Errr...apa itu torrent ah?

Ah Ben...yep, and the quality is better than the local production!

angel...depends whether you want local or china import. The latter is a bit more but quality is good. The packaging also got class wan. LOL

LB...Hahaha! sounds more like unker LB bargaining with unker Ho.
After watching summore return the dvd saying that quality no good. LOL

Simple Yank...we can point you there ;) but I think US is rather strict with copyright infringement etc no?

May...ok, ok what movies you need? Censored or uncensored wan? Bikin sendiri mya boleh kah? Hahahaha!!

Wuch...bitter gourd i know lah.

ah nel...skali today you sell here, tomorrow you dun know dissappear go mana, where to look for you then?

Horny Angmoh...thanks for coming by. Hang around...you'll find some horny stuff I'm sure.

Ace1...niasing! knowing you, I think you are part of that business! LOL

Cutiepie...No. 3 is a fact, what.. LOL

Chappati grande...Net tubes got all the latest movies ah? Send me the link. Tenkiu dulu!

Kenny...Frostier vomit blood of foaming in the mouth? Hahahah!!!

Dreamie...no lah, he sure publish my answers to his Uni. LOL
 
aiya. too late adi. i dunno u replied. Isk, if not with ur post I sure get the best research award one.
 
frostied should know u wud come out with answers like that! LOL!
 
u got my number mar! LOL
 
continue laughing .. that 'smart' people need to read this .. sighhhh

happy holidays!!!
 
Frostier...you are finally here! Hope my answers fill your expectation. Hahahaha!!

Amah...hehe! maybe he didn't.

Ah Nel...that day I called your number, the other end answered; "Wei? This is Fook Tai Hing undertaker services."

Cutiepie...Happy holidays to you as well.
 
Why not come to South Africa?

No pay per view, No downloads, No sneaky here and there, No need to buy from Uncle Ho...

Straight from the TV channels!

Aren't u tempted now???
 
*stared at cocka*
*jaw dropped*
*speechless*

(he still got kkj meh?)

Btw, when are you going to do my tag?
 
Isn't Uncle Ho is a food franchise??? :p
 
LOL! Fiddling The Penis! YEAHHH!!!

Definitely one of your best works mate. Keep it up!
 
LOL LOL!!!

where's unca cocka?
 
pssst: Reply email!!! ASAP *grin*
 
Ok, okie... i know who let the dogs out.. COCKA!!

lucky never pump up the volume..wait my ear burst into pieces!
 
Spellbound!!!....good to see you again! ((Hugz)) Advantage of seeing it on DVD is one gets to press the slow motion button during those exciting parts mah.
Besides, we can always 'pause' the movie to do a piss or beer run so as not to miss out.

ZMM....ok ok ,tonite gonna do your tag liao lah. Don't be so pushy can anot?

Honey Dragon...unker Ho sell what fruit? papayas is it? I heard he also got papaya farms wor.

Russ....good to have you back again! Have you gone bonkers yet?
I know of some people who actually did after working offshore for so long.

flaminglambo....Hahahaha!! you actually read this stuff ah? Muahahaha!!
At least I know my efforts are not wasted now.

kyh....Unca cocka takes on another pseudonym liao. He is sometimes known as unker Kokokai! LOL

LB...okie dokie! aye aye! roger dodger.

Leonard...Not me! I would have wok them and invited ah pek over instead of letting them loose. LOL
 
Wahahahaahahaha!
 
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