Nothing to Crow About: Good Vibes Birthday Wishes!!!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Good Vibes Birthday Wishes!!!

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Here’s wishing A. H. A. P. P. Y. V. E. R. Y. B. I. R. T. H. D. A. Y. T. O. A. H. M. A. Y.!!!!

To complete the furnishing of her new love pad (or crow's nest), the most ideal gift for May starts with the letter ‘D’.

DILDO!!

……of various shapes and sizes.

……I would have wanted to give you an antique version of the world’s first steam engine driven dildo.

..but I’d reckon it’ll be difficult to transport it to Oz.

Subsequently, I found a smaller version at this place..

And they do door to door delivery…

It is less bulky and you can even play ‘fetch’ with your doggie with it.

So, watch out for it in your mailbox, yeah.

Have a good birthday, sweetie!

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 10:34 AM

Comments:

Happy Birthday, May!

Eh! Cocka, will you be giving me the same pressie for my b'day? :p

# posted by

honey dragon : 11:40 AM

Hey Cocka dun practice double standard har. I, ooops I meant my dog wants one for his birthday.

PS: Flavored ones pls.

# posted by

Helen : 12:14 PM

hahahaha trust you to come up with something like that!!!
Happy Dildo-Filled Birthday AhMay!!!!

# posted by

mistipurple : 12:30 PM

I ALSO WANNNNNNN!!!

Must have "filling ones", k.

Happy Birthday, Ah May!!!

# posted by

Samm : 1:15 PM

walao, wat a nice birthday pressie..
Kkkkkkkkkk...
what is the dildo size u giving Maymay?
LOL

Hippie Birthday maymay :)

# posted by

Chen : 2:52 PM

Sure syiok liao ler...

H A P P Y D I L D O B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y ! ! !

# posted by

angel : 3:02 PM

LOLOL!! WAAAAA!! I get my 48 Dildos!! can retire as Concubine liao, kkkkkk!!! make sure come in all sorts of shapes and sizes ok?

T H A N K Y O U M U A K S & P I N C H E S ! !

# posted by

may : 3:16 PM

LOL!!! I also want a few!!! Any leftovers will do.. Need to run some experiments, ok? Hahaha!! May's into Dildo Heaven? Hmmm....

H A P P Y W O R N O U T B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y

# posted by

L B : 3:21 PM

are those things edible?

# posted by

Ah Boy : 4:49 PM

Looks like it's an orgasmic birthday for her! LOL!
Happy Birthday May!!

# posted by

King's wife : 5:47 PM

ah may high liaw! ahahahahahahha

# posted by

a^ben : 6:33 PM

hahahah! opps cocka u did it again!!!!

# posted by

Winn : 7:45 PM

LOL@ ah boy's comment!

happy birthday to may!

first time visit here :D

# posted by

_butt : 10:34 PM

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# posted by

AceOne118 : 10:52 PM

Woah! where did you find those toys? kekeke

# posted by

AceOne118 : 10:54 PM

♥ H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y A H M A Y ♥

Hahaha.. I was happily waiting for your page to load when my girl sauntered over!!! Had to quickly jump to the next letter!!!

# posted by

kat : 11:09 PM

KKKKK!!!! another lesson learnt!

wah marble dildo O.O that one so kia si lang! can kill ppl one lol!!!

psss... the link u quoted wrong dy la... that one my previous post one. ;)

and not to forget, happy super duper orgasmic birthday MAYMAY JIE!!!

# posted by

kyh : 1:11 AM

HD...You wanted that red one displayed on the wall ah?
Sorry! That's our fire-extinguisher. Please re-select.
Muahahahahaha!!!!

Helen...long time no see. Your blog fatt mou liao. Plenty of cobwebs the last time I went there.
When is your dog's birthday ah?
Does he want a dummy to hump like the one featured on Linpeh's post? LOL

Misti...*whisper* Don't you just want to try them out? LOL

Samm...Why you also want? The present one no good ah? Charge the batteries lah. But at the rate that you are going, may I recommend an 'impact hammer' like those used by construction workers ?? Hahahahaha!!!

Chen... What size ah? See that picture of the lamp-post behind that Dildo sign? Kakakakkakaa!!!

Angel...How's Sweden? Anybody tried to bed you yet? LOL

May....Waah! So greedy ah? You want 48 pcs summore ah?

LB...Why do you need a few? Anything wrong with your original wan? Withered and drop off liao ah?
Kakkaakakakak!!!!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:33 AM

Ah Boy...I know you and liucas like to chew on thos chewie toys. This is no exception.
Quickly get Chen mummy to buy you one to chew.

KW...what happened to the dildo you used to wear around your neck ah?
LOL

Ah Ben...At least she needs a dildo to get high. Some people play violin already get high liao.
If play bigger instrument like Cello, sure come prematurely wan. Hahahahha!!!

Winn...Make sure you hide yours properly away from Liucas. Otherwise, he might just take it out and play with it while your guests are around. LOL

Butt....Welcome! Your nick as a visitor is so relevant to my kind of post. LOL

Ace1...The ones made of precious stones are sold by the gurkhas at pasar malam wan.

Kat...Hahahahhaa!!! Pssst! I got a feeling Kieran (Laundryamah's son) will be visiting my blog soon. Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

kyh....huh? Wrong wan ah? You ppl got so many blogs I also blur blur liao. What's the link? Faster tell! Otherwise, you'll soon find out about the marble dildo up close! LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:47 AM

y u givin ah may all ur stocks?how u wana sextipied ur asshole later?LOL

Hapy Birthday ah may

# posted by

ah nel : 9:00 AM

HAhahahha Cocka.. U sure in the dildo biz lor... Happy Dildo birthday May May...

# posted by

Wennnn : 11:02 AM

OMG... hahahahaha

eh cocka... nothing beats the real stuff, right?

# posted by

Will : 12:45 PM

Ah Nel...Don't worry, I got reserved stock for you. Batteries included.

Wennnn....Place your order here. Unlike other sexshops, we have fitting rooms for you to try try see fit anot. LOL

Will...long time no see! Depends...the real stuff don't vibrate, twirls around and thrust tirelessly at variable speed. LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 3:41 PM

Wah Cocka, you're so thoughtful with such a good present! did you include whole year supply of batteries?

# posted by

Leonard : 5:29 PM

woooo many to choose!! happy dildo-ing birthday MaY MaY!!!

# posted by

cutiepie : 11:36 PM

hah! fancy giving may such presents.

eh, why la u go and hantam ah nel in his blog... ppl say summore wanna hantam ppl...

# posted by

zewt : 2:06 AM

Leonard...ys, with solar panel summore. LOL

CP...I bet you are envious with her choices hor? LOL

Zewt...No lah, not hantam him lah. We always talk liddat wan lah.

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 2:18 AM

how u knw i got one? haha actually someone gave me one that day......it's actually a pen la..but of that shape and can vibrate one.
sumore it's a premium from nestle matkool icecream

# posted by

Winn : 4:56 AM

oops... and i am late here :P

LOL at the song!

# posted by

carcar : 8:24 AM

Dildo only huh? Are you asking Dick de Delivery guy to do de delivery?

# posted by

zara's mama : 9:11 AM

Hi Cocka!
OMG! Where did you find these? I didn't know such things exist. muahahahaha ....

Happy Birthday to May!

# posted by

eastcoastlife : 12:27 PM

What!!! Dildo only!!!

I thought you would offer the genuine stuff...

# posted by

khengsiong : 12:37 PM

why dont you just send Peter North to her doorstep?

# posted by

Vad3r : 1:54 PM

What fatt mou? Blog like wine mar... Gets better with age...

My dog's birthday? The day your dildo present arrive is his BIG day lar!

# posted by

Helen : 2:18 PM

Wah... with so many shapes and sizes.. ah ma will have a busy night hor.

Hope you enjoy your birthday lar maymay :D

# posted by

velverse : 3:24 PM

kakakkaakkaka...as usual Cocka sure come out with such humsup stuff...but but funny lor...actually the comments part is funny!

# posted by

laundryamah : 6:52 PM

Winn...Hah? Pen size enough to satisfy you liao ah?
Or you used at the wrong end? LOL!

Carcar...long time no see! How's your studies??
That hokkien song is from the last post. LOL

ZMM....for you, I'll deliver it personally. No extra charge. Ok ok I throw in KY Jelly also. LOL

Eastcoastlife...Hi ECL! Welcome to my blog.
Yeah, right...you didnt know such toys exist....and I was born yesterday. Hahahaha!!!

Khengsiong...Dildo with Duracell batteries...it goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on adn on......

Vad3r...No nid. Cocka meets those criteria. LOL

Helen...Your wine evaporated liao. LOL
Your dog male or female?

Velverse... Not only that, next day she'll walk terkangkang like John Wayne! Hahahaaha!!!

Amah....I humsap, but you are yumsap. Hahahahahaha!!!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 8:40 PM

batery wan no syiok lar?no wonder u owes not sextified...

# posted by

ah nel : 9:50 PM

Happy Birthday May!

Pretty clever dog there. :)

# posted by

Simple American : 7:14 AM

Nice collection, Cocka! Can start a dildo library eh... share some joy. :-)

First thing is .. get equipment to sterilize 'em in between borrowers.

LOL.

# posted by

Bernard : 9:34 AM

Ah Nel...for you I wire it to car battery. Sure you shiok mia.

Simple Yank...Wait til you see what else her dog can do. Hahahahaha!!

Doc....Sterilize with what? Alcohol ah? I rather drink it than use it for sterilizing. LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 11:45 PM

I do not want to know what you will put up next. Let fate decide.

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