Nothing to Crow About: My First Sponsored Post

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

My First Sponsored Post

These days, it’s not uncommon to see some of my favourite bloggers turning pro by writing sponsored posts. She makes tons of money with her arse firmly planted on her chair writing articles for ‘pay per post’. He 'threw in the spanner' on his hardware shop because blogging helps pay off his tai yi long. Even this goldfish u nker discovered how lucrative it can be.

Since I spend an average of 8 hours behind the computer anyway, I reckon I might as well jump on the bandwagon and make me some kopi money. So, welcome to Cocka’s first sponsored post! Tada…..

Recently I took delivery of a Made In Tiongkok HP Pavillion dv2000 that come pre-installed with Windows Vista™. Now if you do encounter some problems with the Logitech mouse since some MouseWare do not support Windows Vista, you may want to check out these steps.

Click Here and move you mouse across the screen and see if anything happens.

By the way, this post is sponsored by Hugh Heffner! LOL

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 2:02 AM

Comments:

*not clicking it*
:p

But I love your Sponsored Post! ;)

# posted by

rainbow angeles : 3:27 AM

Send some extra bunnies over for the BBQ, ok?

# posted by

L B : 4:17 AM

Wah! Cocka drives Rolls Royce oreadi. No need to earn extra la

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:55 AM

well, i sometimes don't like ppp, they are tied with all sorts of rules, and it's so easy to get rejected post

# posted by

clement : 7:45 AM

u oso like farking sponsored post???

*i tot we blog for fun n hobby n not by ppl told us wat to blog*

i hate those blog when u click got wat farking adsexcence jump out...

# posted by

ah nel : 9:25 AM

opps its PLAYBOY wakakakkaak .. how can i get to sponsor my house warming party????

# posted by

cutiepie : 9:25 AM

Woah! How do u get PB to sponsor u?? Can teach me or no?? TQ tq in advance. Have a nice day.

# posted by

Horny Ang Moh : 10:03 AM

wAHHH can introduce your sponsor to me ah??? I oso want this type of post lah!!

# posted by

Admin : 10:44 AM

Niafulat! Why I can't find this sponsor in my PPP wan? Muahahaha!!!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 12:00 PM

Angel...dun bluff! I know you clicked on it liao. Not only clicked but I got registered return visit summore. LOL

LB...One truckload of bunnies coming up!

Honey Dragon...If I'm driving the Rolls Royce that means I'm the chauffer ah? More reasons to moonlight liao.

Clement...Wei, this post is 18sx. Are you sure you are old enough? LOL

Ah Nel...Cipet, you so 9 gullible meh?
Go click on the link and see for yourself lah...tiu! Hahahahahaha!!!

CP1...Psst! You want male-stripper for your house warming party anot?
Itu boleh di-aturkan.

HornyAM....First, write to Hugh Heffner and tell him that you are damn 9 horny and wank many times a day in front of his website.
Then tell him that your keyboard is all sticky and gooey and you need money to buy a new one. Hahahaahaha!!!

Ah Pek....Niabeh..you got so many sponsor liao, this one also cannot let go ah?

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:23 PM

u must hv been holding Hugh's gugu while he peed :P

# posted by

Vad3r : 2:41 PM

Duh, the flash is NSFW...lucky the auntie behind me was on the phone and eyes fixed on the screen!

anyway, i dragged my mouse a few times more..now eyes pain liao.

congrats on the vista (if it's true!)

# posted by

chartao : 4:01 PM

sponsor my post too, please! I gip you one bowl BKT.

# posted by

may : 7:27 PM

hehehe..the best sponsored post by far!

# posted by

Wuching : 8:05 PM

Waaaa sponsored post! Nice Nice! $$$ for you!!! Don't forget to buy me nice nice dinner ya? Hehehe!

# posted by

Anonymous : 8:09 PM

eh, sponsored post by heffner must have some photos la... apa lagi?

# posted by

zewt : 9:27 PM

i memang so gullible person tat i owes kena cheat by u cibai ppl... ;)

click on tat cibai farking link for wat?to free for cibai pay u got kar?

# posted by

ah nel : 10:49 PM

Vad3r....I hold, you wipe ah? LOL

Leonard...glad that your mouse is working. Any reaction from the other 'mouse' too? LOL

May...Let me try to hook you up with an audition with Mr. Heffner.
You'll make a sexy bunny I'm sure. LOL

Wuching....niasing! These days you are also writing those ppp! Tiu!

Nasstashea....Anytime sweetie! *wink*

Zewt....Must have some suspense mah. Click on the link and it'll bring you to a totally different dimension. I bet you your father 'seng mutt lei thoe mm khay tuck jor"

Ah Nel....*sigh* Niasing, where got cheat you wor?
First, you roll 10 numbers 0-9 on small pcs of paper. Then put them in a tin. You point your mouse there, then when it 'open shop' you shake shake the tin to get 1 number to fall out. Repeat 3 times. Get 4-D lucky cipet number, go and bet kaw kaw.

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:48 AM

bestest sponsor post! hahaha

they give u wat in return wor?*winks*

# posted by

Winn : 6:23 AM

eh, i swear i did leave a comment here ler!! anyway, get sponsored post means get money lar hor? rich liao rmbr chia ur readers ler!! actually, give each of us on laptop with window vista enough lar. :D we very the nice one.

# posted by

Ehon : 6:26 AM

apa juliet juliet!
niakong juliet

# posted by

Winn : 6:27 AM

Dropped by from Zwet's. Sponsored post means can retire ah?

# posted by

Tunku Halim : 7:52 AM

macibei..u tink i so free like u kar...so easy oso duno...go toto ask for lucky pick lar...tiuuu

shake shake tin sumore beter u go shake ur lanjiao...

# posted by

ah nel : 8:51 AM

haiyoh! when will i ever learn?!?! *making mental note never to click on cocka's blog if any children is around* panic saja, want to click 'back' button before kid started shouting...'mummmmm, what is that?!?!". i will give them your e-mail and ask them to direct any question to you. :-p

# posted by

me : 8:53 AM

What payper service you use. Need the link!!!

# posted by

Simple American : 9:18 AM

Got sponsored post likedat one har?
wakakaka...

# posted by

dreamie : 9:46 AM

Winn...yah, the rest of the sponsored post are so dry and boring hor?

Ehon....Blogspot sot sot tey. Sometimes, it happens. Chia my readers teh tarik ok lah. Or more glimpse of Playboy products.

Winn...Juliet not appropriate meh? The Princess Fiona ah? Muahahahaha!!!

Tunku Halim...Welcome to my blog. Sponsored post means must blog with extra responsibility. LOL

Ah Nel...If you are not so 9 free you can come back and comment so many times meh? ....tiu! LOL

Lenglui...Muahahahahaha!!! *innocent look*
It's ok. It's educational. Great idea of giving them my e-mail. I'm sure they'll learn a lot from me and could even teach you a thing or two. LOL

Simple Yank....playboy.com

Dreamie....Ya..dream on, man! Hahahahaha!!! How I wish!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 12:01 PM

can you ask Hugh to send his leftovers to my place?

# posted by

Fantasy "Sticky" Flier : 1:40 PM

ayo sked me only...thot u oso wanna do ppp...pengsan-ded..

# posted by

Anonymous : 2:43 PM

LOLOLOL yes yes woman stripper not male stripper la... *naughty look*

# posted by

cutiepie : 3:00 PM

Flyboy....no chance! I gasak all the so called "leftovers" liao. LOL

Amah...Times are bad. Now must think of all ways and means to earn extra.
Hmmm....the laundry business might not be a bad idea after all.

CP...Wah woman stripper ah?! Ini macam angchai untung lah! LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 5:44 PM

oi earn money edi can buy me makan la

# posted by

Sasha Tan : 5:48 PM

Make sure my link is life for 30 days or you wont get ur Money, weiii.... pppbbbttttt!!!!!!!!!

# posted by

Samm : 10:08 PM

macibai...i come bek just to fark kao u kenot kar???

# posted by

ah nel : 12:48 AM

Sasha...your hips so broad already. Better not eat too much. Hahahaha!!!

Samm...huh? What's dat? Duh.....

Ah Nel...No lah...you come back because you miss 9 me lah. Admit it lah. ;)

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:26 AM

niamah. smaller then yrs enuff la.

# posted by

Sasha Tan : 9:35 AM

miss ur lanjiao kar!!!

# posted by

ah nel : 9:41 AM

How did Hugh pay you? His mansion party tickets? lol

# posted by

Helen : 1:37 PM

wahhh so educational! *clap clap clap*

so anymore PPP? :P

# posted by

kyh : 2:03 AM

Let's go to the hot tub and make some hot actions! Hehehe!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:38 PM

Helen...I get to audition his monthly bunnies. *wink*

kyh...coming up soon! More ppp! i guarantee it's gonna be different from the rest of the boring, mundane, dry ppp!

Ah Nel...Oi! Don't be so farking childish can anot? Tiu!

Nastasshea....hi sweetie! Yes! yes! Your tub or mine?? LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 5:36 PM

if u not childish oso u wont spent time answering me lar...sohai!!!

# posted by

ah nel : 1:03 AM

Sorhai Ah Nel…Good to see that at least you are not giving up without a fight!
At least I know I have succeeded in invoking the fire in you to fight back.
Now, harness that pent-up feelings & your emotions and channel them in a more positive manner to build your career instead of looking at life negatively and always blaming yourself or bad luck.
Success or failure is all in a ‘state of mind’ and you have to condition that state to face the onslaught.
It’s not a matter of how hard you fall, but how fast you get up from that fall.
For every one of ‘you’ there are probably hundreds of thousands out there who are more qualified and better than you. But do not let that deter you, but rather, work your butt off to stand first amongst equals.
Remember, the world do not owe you living. You have to make it on your own.
Think about it.

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 9:10 AM

too cheem tis "yeh sou"

# posted by

ah nel : 9:20 AM

btw thanks for ur concern...

*chk my 555 book i din owe u money but u so care bout me*

1 thing i wana tel u tat my family don even gv a damn bout my life n death so no point u so cared bout me... ;)

# posted by

ah nel : 9:05 AM

Wah Ah Nel! not bad! Still come back and read the next day ah?
Summore got say 'thanks'...I'm impressed indeed. See? There is an element of goodness in you.

I know how your family members treated you from what you've written in your past posts. It doesn't matter if they don't give a damn about you bcoz they are not there forever to care about you anyway. But that doesn't mean you should hate yourself.
You should in fact, take those 'hard knocks' as your learning curve so that one day you can rise above and prove them wrong.
Your old man, no matter how unfairly it seems that he treated you, at least put you thru school so that you have a foundation. He did what he could in his capacity.
They don't owe you a living, remember that. The rest is up to you.

For a start, perhaps you may want to detach your current mindset of constantly reminding yourself of 'what you failed to do' to instead 'what you WANT to do' and stay focus.

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:41 AM

sure kambek wan see wat u wana fark me about...LOL

wat u says its reli true n tats y if i not mistaken i told him b4 tat i owe him too much bring me to tis life so don leave anything behind for me but leave it for his precious and proud "son"

;)

# posted by

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...please where can I buy a unicorn?

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