Saturday, May 05, 2007
My Other Half......
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Zara & Ziraffa's Mama tagged me and wanted to know why I married my other half and what are the passions we share.
You really want to know ah? Here goes........
1. Prior to sowing the oats, The 'Plough' must be good and the arable land fertile....
2. Then you need 'Wheelbarrow' for the abundance of harvest.....
3. and a good 'Grip' of our relationship...
4. At times, compromise is eminent when she wants to be 'on top' of things...
5. Other times, put her on a leash and let her know who is the master and who is the 'Doggie' .....hahaha!
6. We enjoy taking time (and clothes) off to play games together like 'Hopscotch'
7. Or meditating in the 'Lotus' position to achieve peace of mind....
8. Taking a leisurely scenic ride to the orgasmic 'Humpback Bridge'......
9. Discovering religion with the 'Norwegian cross'...... 
10. Above all, she must have strong arms to carry my provision of beer! Muahahahaha!!!
For the 10 reasons why she pisses me off, please listen to the hokkien song featured with this post. Let it load a while yeah!
Have a good weekend!
Zara & Ziraffa's Mama tagged me and wanted to know why I married my other half and what are the passions we share.
You really want to know ah? Here goes........
1. Prior to sowing the oats, The 'Plough' must be good and the arable land fertile....
2. Then you need 'Wheelbarrow' for the abundance of harvest.....
3. and a good 'Grip' of our relationship...
4. At times, compromise is eminent when she wants to be 'on top' of things...
5. Other times, put her on a leash and let her know who is the master and who is the 'Doggie' .....hahaha!
6. We enjoy taking time (and clothes) off to play games together like 'Hopscotch'
7. Or meditating in the 'Lotus' position to achieve peace of mind....
8. Taking a leisurely scenic ride to the orgasmic 'Humpback Bridge'......
10. Above all, she must have strong arms to carry my provision of beer! Muahahahaha!!!
For the 10 reasons why she pisses me off, please listen to the hokkien song featured with this post. Let it load a while yeah!
Have a good weekend!
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Wah, she is really accomodating. How can she still piss you off when she is willing to go thru all that?? :P
LB....only if you've got a strong back! LOL
kyh....where got humsap? Our education ministry also gonna teach sex education liao. So you might as well learn it here at cocka's blog and teach those teachers a thing or two. LOL
May...there's only one way to find out whether I can do the humpback bridge anot. *wink*
Might be able to do that in your tub too, yeah. Hahhaha!!
Dr Jekyll...depends who one is doing it with. If you choose 'Lydia Sum' geranti backbone crushed wan. LOL
Amah...you dun belif me ah? Come I show you. Muaahahahahaha!!! *evil laughter*
ham sap fella...1 day 1 position enough lah. Why so greedy? next day try new one.
If you finish all positions in 1 day, then on the 2nd day you'll be fiddling with your kkc liao, nothing to do. LOL
Zewt...I won't be surprised you'll be turning to this educational post on your wedding night! Muahahahaha!!!
Ace1...Shhhh!!! Not so loud! Afturds all the piaomeis will ask for free lessons.
Wuch...must train them wan.
Sasha....i notty you like anot jek?? *wink wink*
KW....got lah. Her first love is mountain climbing. Climbing up unker Lim's 'wan teng' to be exact.
kyh....where got humsap? Our education ministry also gonna teach sex education liao. So you might as well learn it here at cocka's blog and teach those teachers a thing or two. LOL
May...there's only one way to find out whether I can do the humpback bridge anot. *wink*
Might be able to do that in your tub too, yeah. Hahhaha!!
Dr Jekyll...depends who one is doing it with. If you choose 'Lydia Sum' geranti backbone crushed wan. LOL
Amah...you dun belif me ah? Come I show you. Muaahahahahaha!!! *evil laughter*
ham sap fella...1 day 1 position enough lah. Why so greedy? next day try new one.
If you finish all positions in 1 day, then on the 2nd day you'll be fiddling with your kkc liao, nothing to do. LOL
Zewt...I won't be surprised you'll be turning to this educational post on your wedding night! Muahahahaha!!!
Ace1...Shhhh!!! Not so loud! Afturds all the piaomeis will ask for free lessons.
Wuch...must train them wan.
Sasha....i notty you like anot jek?? *wink wink*
KW....got lah. Her first love is mountain climbing. Climbing up unker Lim's 'wan teng' to be exact.
cocka,
I thought you were trying to cheat the innocent school girls into believing that you are still available.
Now you have no more secrets!
I thought you were trying to cheat the innocent school girls into believing that you are still available.
Now you have no more secrets!
bwahahhaaa!!! people ask you why, you go and give a lesson in sex! Terror lah you!
But the last reason i agree lah.
But the last reason i agree lah.
You sure you can do the Humpback Bridge? Her strong arms will crush you!
So.. it's all about sex sex sex and beer lar?
*pengsan*
So.. it's all about sex sex sex and beer lar?
*pengsan*
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: 11:50 AM
Kanoff...Hola! Welcome to my blog.
sweetpea...want to learn from me anot? I give you discount. LOL
Kenny....you only know missionary position is it?
Ah Nel...so easily broken wan meh? Mine not like your toothpick size wor. Muahahahahaha!!!
Khengsiong...I mana ada cheat schoolgirls? You must have mistaken me for Ace1 liao.
That wan is the original goldfish unker. Hahahahhaha!!!!
Cutiepie...If Angchai complains about backaches, I know what happened liao. Hehehehehehe!!!
Ah Pek...you got try these acts with ah pek soh anot? If not quickly try them out before you get to old and inflexible! LOL
Zara & Ziraffa Mama....After doing, can start singing "London Bridge Is Falling Down" liao. Hahahahahah!!!
sweetpea...want to learn from me anot? I give you discount. LOL
Kenny....you only know missionary position is it?
Ah Nel...so easily broken wan meh? Mine not like your toothpick size wor. Muahahahahaha!!!
Khengsiong...I mana ada cheat schoolgirls? You must have mistaken me for Ace1 liao.
That wan is the original goldfish unker. Hahahahhaha!!!!
Cutiepie...If Angchai complains about backaches, I know what happened liao. Hehehehehehe!!!
Ah Pek...you got try these acts with ah pek soh anot? If not quickly try them out before you get to old and inflexible! LOL
Zara & Ziraffa Mama....After doing, can start singing "London Bridge Is Falling Down" liao. Hahahahahah!!!
I am learning. No 8 sure very tiring one. If she weight 75kg then died loh. Very very good entry. Have a nice day.
WU YAH BO!!!!
you can do so many interesting poses ah! the first few quite simple and easy but each pose getting harder and harder.
so got take any photograph bo?? store in online photograph storage?? share share!!
you can do so many interesting poses ah! the first few quite simple and easy but each pose getting harder and harder.
so got take any photograph bo?? store in online photograph storage?? share share!!
Horny Ang Moh...start with a back support, and gradually do away with it when you develop strong back muscles. LOL
Leonard...Of course, Wu Yah! Who asked you to do all the positions in one night? LOL
I got take photos, but you've got to pay to watch them. Muahahaha!!
Ah Nel....No,I didn't peek. It was the talk of Kuching town. Hahahahha!!!
kyh...you are in the construction line ah? I hope you were not involved with the MRR2 project. Otherwise, this humpback bridge sure crack wan! LOL
Frostier....tenkiu! *take a bow*
Bernard...Perhaps, this phrase derived from their research holds true;
"Masters and Johnson were the first to conduct research on the sexual responsiveness of older adults, finding that given a state of reasonably good health and the availability of an interested and interesting partner, there was no absolute age at which sexual abilities disappeared."
So, the other half must be adventurous too. Hahahaa!!
Can't hear the song ah? Let it load a while or give me your email. I'll send the mp3 over.
Leonard...Of course, Wu Yah! Who asked you to do all the positions in one night? LOL
I got take photos, but you've got to pay to watch them. Muahahaha!!
Ah Nel....No,I didn't peek. It was the talk of Kuching town. Hahahahha!!!
kyh...you are in the construction line ah? I hope you were not involved with the MRR2 project. Otherwise, this humpback bridge sure crack wan! LOL
Frostier....tenkiu! *take a bow*
Bernard...Perhaps, this phrase derived from their research holds true;
"Masters and Johnson were the first to conduct research on the sexual responsiveness of older adults, finding that given a state of reasonably good health and the availability of an interested and interesting partner, there was no absolute age at which sexual abilities disappeared."
So, the other half must be adventurous too. Hahahaa!!
Can't hear the song ah? Let it load a while or give me your email. I'll send the mp3 over.
Yup.. need two hands to clap lo horr? Otherwise, find another "hand" lerr..
Wokayy.... my address is drbernardchan@gmail.com.... awaiting your reply. ;-)
Wokayy.... my address is drbernardchan@gmail.com.... awaiting your reply. ;-)
dangerous to open your blog in office!!!! wahpiang!!!! i had to innocently smile at customers and slowly bring the page down!!!!!
then when i read you got music coming, i quickly bring volume to zero. hahahahahaaa *phew*
then when i read you got music coming, i quickly bring volume to zero. hahahahahaaa *phew*
Ah Nel...shhhhh!!! I only got eyes for you. Confessed liao....happy now? LOL
Inevitable... I guess it's about time you pick up a few tricks too, yeah! *wink*
make sure Ah Dear don't break your back. LOL
Bernard....Aisay! Find another?? Don't let the missus hear that. Otherwise, she might just use the scapel to surgically remove your kkj. LOL But then again, it'll be a clean swift cut. No scars wan. LOL
Vad3r...depends. These days a lot of thunderstorms, so it's safer to do it indoors, unless you are into 'electrifying' sex. LOL
cllaw....hehehe...it's all in your mind. Thanks for dropping by.
Winn....Oi! stop picking your nose and garu-garuimg your bum lah. I can see you from across the block. LOL
Mistipurple....What dangerous? It's educational lah.
Put on headphones lah next time, so at least you can enjoy the songs. LOL . So how? Like it anot?
LB....your slimy eel just slithered down the drain.
Misti...Huh? Eel? what eel? I thought I saw a leech. LOL
Inevitable... I guess it's about time you pick up a few tricks too, yeah! *wink*
make sure Ah Dear don't break your back. LOL
Bernard....Aisay! Find another?? Don't let the missus hear that. Otherwise, she might just use the scapel to surgically remove your kkj. LOL But then again, it'll be a clean swift cut. No scars wan. LOL
Vad3r...depends. These days a lot of thunderstorms, so it's safer to do it indoors, unless you are into 'electrifying' sex. LOL
cllaw....hehehe...it's all in your mind. Thanks for dropping by.
Winn....Oi! stop picking your nose and garu-garuimg your bum lah. I can see you from across the block. LOL
Mistipurple....What dangerous? It's educational lah.
Put on headphones lah next time, so at least you can enjoy the songs. LOL . So how? Like it anot?
LB....your slimy eel just slithered down the drain.
Misti...Huh? Eel? what eel? I thought I saw a leech. LOL
*garu other place...*
cheh u no hansem no find ppl!!
sumore sleep so early. see? i m still around at 4,57am..hahha
cheh u no hansem no find ppl!!
sumore sleep so early. see? i m still around at 4,57am..hahha
:( Don't speak Hokkien. Heck I'm from Texas. I probably don't speak English.
At least most of the best had pictures. Can read them real good. ;)
At least most of the best had pictures. Can read them real good. ;)
Oi Winn! Still scratching your 'promised land'? Don't leh...can see you clearly frm across the block leh!. LOL
Simple Yank...Howdy pardner?? *spoken with tobacco in the mouth & spitting*
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