Nothing to Crow About: The Million Dollar Tag

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Million Dollar Tag

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Jemima wants to know what would I do with a million bucks.
A million bucks ah? Wow!... Jit bak baan ah?

I think here's what I'll do...... click and listen carefully.

Yes Jemima....we go Hawaii..... go jipun chiak su shee.... LOL

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 7:44 PM

Comments:

hahhahha.. kam ngam geh? i also posted up the same song in my post leh :P

# posted by

Chen : 8:40 PM

does whatever in that costs one million? ha ha, i dun understand half of that song...

# posted by

clement : 10:13 PM

that picture looks damn familiar...

# posted by

zewt : 11:33 PM

got a million then cocka mah become the "one million dollar man... err i mean rooster"

hahaha

# posted by

Will : 12:12 AM

Dr Jekyll....great minds really think alike ya?
Ok ok, since I believe in fate, I'll take you to Hawaii instead!

Clement...Hi! It's good to see you again. 1 million bucks these days is no much leh.

zewt... are you implying that its me? Hahahaha!!

Will...correction! million dollar cock!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 12:16 AM

mai buay ki wah hor.
come come i gib you brandy rub. :P

# posted by

mistipurple : 12:32 AM

Hahahahahahahaha

Dr Chen & you can go karoake & sing duet now. :p

Thanks for doing the tag. :)

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:09 AM

So u take Jemima to hawaii and jipun jiak sushee, then u take me where worrr?

# posted by

rainbow angeles : 3:44 AM

U and lokter Chen think alike hor!!! So ngam ah!! Wakakkaakakak so both of U wud be spending the one million dollar exactly the same way the song has sung???

# posted by

Wennn : 3:44 AM

I still think you and Doc used to be long lost twins in some previous life... kkkkk!

# posted by

may : 5:38 AM

Million dollars only get dyed blond ang moh. Don't want the money then.

# posted by

Simple American : 5:41 AM

go jit pun ciak su shi don cost one million lerr..

# posted by

Ehon : 9:24 AM

Not sex tour meh?
Or perhaps, have a 'subsidized relation' with a Japanese schoolgirl.

# posted by

khengsiong : 9:24 AM

One so big & short another so small & deep! So how leh? This will be one way how to spend the 1000k! Have a nice day!

# posted by

Horny Ang Moh : 10:34 AM

Barney's cousin...lu kong sim mit? I only understood the brandy rub.
How's your condition? Feeling better after trying out my recipe? Kakakaka!!!

Jemima...Lokter Chen and I go yee tah lee lim kopi and then chiak spaghetti. LOL
But somehow, I still prefer kampua mee. LOL

My dearest Angel...I'll take you to the heights of ecstasy!! Muahahahaha!!!

Wennnn...yes! yes! Like ah may said, me and doc must have been long lost twins wor. Come to think of it, there could be some truth.
We must've been identical twins too.
See how macho Chen is? Hahahaahaha!!!

May...Agreed! and I also suspect ij then previous life Ah Boy was our parent. LOL

Simple Yank...How bout that shapely chick next to that dyed blond angmoh? That's priceless, no?

ehon...we go eat sushi on topless young japanese girls mah. Ok, ok next time I send you pictures. LOL

Khengsiong...Shhh!!!That is in the pipeline. Need you to recommend the best nightspots in Thailand since you always go there.
What's a subsidized relationship ah? No nid to pay full rate ah? But I'm no bumiputra wor. Qualify meh? Wakakakakaka!!

Horny Orang Utan...You only know missionary style meh? But that big guy cn't attempt the helicopter on her lah. He sure crash like our Nuri wan. LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 12:19 PM

Hey, don't wanna open Ribena's in Ipoh? Full of vitamin wan..

# posted by

L B : 3:25 PM

I thot with a million you're going to buy Robin Hotel?

# posted by

Helen : 3:55 PM

cocka,
Subsidized relationship means you subsidize the schoolgirl lah. If you have watched Initial D you should be able to get the idea. Jay Chou's dream girl slept with another guy...

You'll feel that you are young again, haha...

# posted by

khengsiong : 4:06 PM

i'm also kena tagged with this one million thing..

gotta do it soon.. haha..

nice babe you have there! :)

# posted by

chartao : 5:37 PM

now kui baan ?

close to your dream boh ??

# posted by

dreamie : 10:25 PM

i like this song veri much... veri funny if you can understand hokkien... clement you want i translate the whole song for you???

# posted by

socute333 : 12:15 AM

LB...Ribena is only drunk in churches ,no? LOL Yeh soe also moe ngan taei.

Helen...will you come and work with me if I buy up the hotel?
Eh! beter not. Skali you come and evangelize the whole chicken shop! LOL

Khengsiong...Waaah! School girls ah? Better not go there.
Mess around with underage girls, you go prison sure kena rape wan.

Leonard...Yeah, lets hear it from you. What would u do with a million?
Actually these days, a million won't get us very far hor?

Dreamie... I was hoping to tell you reach already....but the results of tonight's 4-D was disappointing. *sigh*
So still remains an elusive dream.

Hiao Auntie!!! *Hugz!! Long time no see!!
Can translate for me also ah? My hokkien also half past 6 wan, but I can understand about 70% of it after listening a million times! LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 12:24 AM

Woot! With a body that huge, it might be difficult to even find your lil 'brother', to bury in the spring of ecstacy. hehehe....

# posted by

eastcoastlife : 12:41 AM

i think he sang,

"gua beh kee pak pueh kee"

# posted by

Admin : 8:50 AM

i don't get...you want to spend your millions getting fat like a pig? so that your love handleS are more than a handful?? or you want to spend your million going for a sex transformation so that you will end up looking like her...and end up holding hands with him!

# posted by

me : 2:03 PM

omg! from where one this song??? so farneeeee lor...hahahaha

# posted by

Anonymous : 4:05 PM

cocka!!!! got johnnie walker party tomorrow nite (friday 3/8)... I managed to get invited (onli 50 ppl get invited)... i invite you to go with me... reply me hiaoaunty at hotmail.com.... dun say i never tell you ok

# posted by

socute333 : 5:15 PM

ECL...Who says I need to find 'it' ? Thats her job mah..
And in case it gets stuck in my zipper I know who to mobilize. Haahhhahha!!!

Ah Pek...I think your hearing gone liao. Listening too much our politicians these days ah? LOL

Me...I don't have to spend millions getting fat coz I'm there already! LOL
Who said anything about sex transformation wor?

amah....hahahaha! glad you like it! Next time we go k we do duet ok?

Hiao Auntie...Cheh! Last minute only invite. I got other plans liao wor. How?
Ok ok , when is your next pajamas party? Invite me ok? LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 8:28 PM

I come work for you where got laku?? Maybe treat rheumatism ....

# posted by

Helen : 9:08 PM

steady lah. where u got this song wan??? damn 9 funny!!! muahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

# posted by

W_W_H : 1:28 AM

Helen...I said work with me wor...not for me wor. But in any case, sure laku wan...can 'hooi fung sap'. LOL
Ah Pek and I will be your client numero uno!

WWHo...Hi and welcome to my blog! Glad you like it. Hope to see you around more, yeah!

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 12:18 PM

Okie Cocka, I've already translated the song. Go to my blog and see.

# posted by

socute333 : 2:48 PM

unker cocka will give me big ang pao with lots money onot jek???? :D

# posted by

a^ben : 12:41 PM

With a huge body liddat, I doubt the zipper can even find it! It will be buried among the folds of fats. wahahahaha....

I'm the Mobile Dick Saver... 24/7. Always ready with butter! hehehe....

# posted by

eastcoastlife : 1:51 PM

Hiao auntie...tenkiu! Muaks!

ah ben....can! can! I invite you to come play violin while I dine with piaomei. LOL

ECL....ROTFLMAO!! Hidden by the folds eh? Butter only ah? Don't forget the jam & and bread just in case it looks irresistible. LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 8:28 PM

See! I told you you were fat! After shedding all the clothes.. that's how you look like lar!

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