Wednesday, August 22, 2007

 

Breaking News!!!!!

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Your attention please!!!

I've just received a SMS saying that terrorists have kidnapped Samy Vellu!

And they are demanding a ransom of RM 6.5 million , or else they will burn him alive with kerosene!

Please donate NOW!!
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I have donated 15 litres......!

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 11:57 PM
Comments:
I also donate to help Lin Peh's mia friend 15 litres!!
# posted by Blogger AceOne118 : 2:23 AM
 
kerosene don't burn as fast, i donate petrol, greater fire, better success rate!
# posted by Blogger clement : 2:42 AM
 
i wanna donet 2 tong of cooking gas can arr??? muahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
# posted by Blogger W_W_Ho : 2:54 AM
 
He might be more handsome after a little barbecue.
# posted by Blogger Simple American : 3:07 AM
 
15 litres?? OMG, Wakakakaka!!

I donate 1m3!! Crack me up!
# posted by Blogger Russ : 5:05 AM
 
sammy vellu is ur father har? why they sms u one? :P kekekekekekeke!
# posted by Blogger ehon : 6:16 AM
 
Ace1...since you're the 1st one here, you can have the honour to light the fire.

Clement...that's why we don't want it to burn so fast mah..
You go barbeque use petrol meh?

World wide Ho... MUahaha!! Cooking Gas?? This guy is already full of gas. If they cremate him next time, he'll probably burn 3 days & nights on his own. Muahahahahahah!!!

Simple Yank...Don't let the wig fools you. It's no where near Donald Trump! LOL

Russ....hey my man! Good to have you here again. Did the mexican hurricane blow away your rig this time?

Ehon...pls check your DNA. You might be his blood relation. I see strong similarities between the two of you.
Oh yes, you've got his hair too! Waakakkkaakaakakakakaak!!!!
# posted by Blogger Cocka Doodle : 6:43 AM
 
we can all have roast vellu for dinner tonight!
# posted by Blogger Wuching : 7:39 AM
 
i tot now more popular to use c4 explosives??
# posted by Blogger me : 9:15 AM
 
cocka,
Can you ask the terrorists to kidnap our goblok ministers as well?
# posted by Blogger khengsiong : 9:32 AM
 
Dude, you need some spices or not, to rid of the 'kek ling sou'?
# posted by Blogger Thai Boxing Girl : 10:11 AM
 
5k head shun lee hung firecracker enough to round whole body onot?
# posted by Blogger ah nel : 10:13 AM
 
happy...............
# posted by Blogger me : 12:13 PM
 
Diu, you people are stingy!

Support my paid posts and I'll donate all of my earnigns for a good cause!! :-P
# posted by Blogger Helen : 12:21 PM
 
Wuch...you dare to eat contaminate meat ah?

Lenglui...C4 only reserve for mistresses.

Khengsiong...How to ask them? They are the effing terrorists themselves!!

Thai Boxing Girl...How's the pregnancy coming? Hope everything is well.
Haha! Unfortunately, the smell derives from the spices lah.

Ah Nel...why you need firecrackers? Ask you to celebrate meh? LOL

Lenglui...why so happy? Yi mah gu jie go back ledi ah this morning? LOL

Helen....Ok ok...I'll come sapot your paid post. but....tiu! your post damn 9 chiong hei lah these days! LOL
# posted by Blogger Cocka Doodle : 1:22 PM
 
kekeke.... I cannot send inflammable stuff across the Causeway wor. You want butter, I got a lot.
# posted by Blogger eastcoastlife : 12:46 AM
 
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i received one too... you got guts cocka... zewt salute you.
# posted by Blogger zewt : 12:56 AM
 
not yet finish commenting lah.....see next post's comment.
# posted by Blogger me : 8:44 AM
 
I thought you donating your youth to him tim..
# posted by Blogger Zara's Mama : 10:08 AM
 
ECL...Whats the use of butter without your expert hands? LOL

Zewt...you got one too eh? Hahahaha!! I almost died when I read that. Damn farnee!

Lenglui....Muaks! You've been kissed by the notorious kissing bandit!

Ziraffa mama...I donate sperm to him la.
# posted by Blogger Cocka Doodle : 1:17 AM
 
too late too comdamn here....la

any way i donate hidrogen peroxside...

and

magnesium...

so when he run to water it still burning
# posted by Blogger pisang goreng 115,NF : 12:00 PM
 
LOL...this is funny. The last I heard was that the aliens from mars wanna release elvis presley in exchange for samy.
# posted by Blogger The Malaysian Life : 2:26 PM
 
*sniff sniff* got brush teeth or not?? smelly ker?
# posted by Blogger me : 2:30 PM
 
GEEE.....THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU GUYS DONATING PETROL AND KEROSENE.DO ADD ME IN THE LIST COS I'M DONATING 12ECRE PALM OIL FARM TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
# posted by Anonymous smokingduck : 12:11 PM
 
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