Wednesday, August 22, 2007

 

Breaking News!!!!!

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Your attention please!!!

I've just received a SMS saying that terrorists have kidnapped Samy Vellu!

And they are demanding a ransom of RM 6.5 million , or else they will burn him alive with kerosene!

Please donate NOW!!
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I have donated 15 litres......!

Comments:
I also donate to help Lin Peh's mia friend 15 litres!!
 
kerosene don't burn as fast, i donate petrol, greater fire, better success rate!
 
i wanna donet 2 tong of cooking gas can arr??? muahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 
He might be more handsome after a little barbecue.
 
15 litres?? OMG, Wakakakaka!!

I donate 1m3!! Crack me up!
 
sammy vellu is ur father har? why they sms u one? :P kekekekekekeke!
 
Ace1...since you're the 1st one here, you can have the honour to light the fire.

Clement...that's why we don't want it to burn so fast mah..
You go barbeque use petrol meh?

World wide Ho... MUahaha!! Cooking Gas?? This guy is already full of gas. If they cremate him next time, he'll probably burn 3 days & nights on his own. Muahahahahahah!!!

Simple Yank...Don't let the wig fools you. It's no where near Donald Trump! LOL

Russ....hey my man! Good to have you here again. Did the mexican hurricane blow away your rig this time?

Ehon...pls check your DNA. You might be his blood relation. I see strong similarities between the two of you.
Oh yes, you've got his hair too! Waakakkkaakaakakakakaak!!!!
 
we can all have roast vellu for dinner tonight!
 
i tot now more popular to use c4 explosives??
 
cocka,
Can you ask the terrorists to kidnap our goblok ministers as well?
 
Dude, you need some spices or not, to rid of the 'kek ling sou'?
 
5k head shun lee hung firecracker enough to round whole body onot?
 
happy...............
 
Diu, you people are stingy!

Support my paid posts and I'll donate all of my earnigns for a good cause!! :-P
 
Wuch...you dare to eat contaminate meat ah?

Lenglui...C4 only reserve for mistresses.

Khengsiong...How to ask them? They are the effing terrorists themselves!!

Thai Boxing Girl...How's the pregnancy coming? Hope everything is well.
Haha! Unfortunately, the smell derives from the spices lah.

Ah Nel...why you need firecrackers? Ask you to celebrate meh? LOL

Lenglui...why so happy? Yi mah gu jie go back ledi ah this morning? LOL

Helen....Ok ok...I'll come sapot your paid post. but....tiu! your post damn 9 chiong hei lah these days! LOL
 
kekeke.... I cannot send inflammable stuff across the Causeway wor. You want butter, I got a lot.
 
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i received one too... you got guts cocka... zewt salute you.
 
not yet finish commenting lah.....see next post's comment.
 
I thought you donating your youth to him tim..
 
ECL...Whats the use of butter without your expert hands? LOL

Zewt...you got one too eh? Hahahaha!! I almost died when I read that. Damn farnee!

Lenglui....Muaks! You've been kissed by the notorious kissing bandit!

Ziraffa mama...I donate sperm to him la.
 
too late too comdamn here....la

any way i donate hidrogen peroxside...

and

magnesium...

so when he run to water it still burning
 
LOL...this is funny. The last I heard was that the aliens from mars wanna release elvis presley in exchange for samy.
 
*sniff sniff* got brush teeth or not?? smelly ker?
 
GEEE.....THAT'S SO GENEROUS OF YOU GUYS DONATING PETROL AND KEROSENE.DO ADD ME IN THE LIST COS I'M DONATING 12ECRE PALM OIL FARM TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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I don't like the sound of all those lists he's making - it's like taking too multitudinous notes at high school; you feel you've achieved something when you haven't.
 
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