Nothing to Crow About: Midweek Cheers....

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Midweek Cheers....

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."

# posted by Cocka Doodle @ 12:06 AM

Comments:

My dear Cocka... hou siu meh?? :p

Ei, faster lah... I waiting for more Scottish misadventures... *wink wink wink*

# posted by

rainbow angeles : 1:12 AM

errrr meaning wat ah???

# posted by

Wennn : 1:23 AM

While they gather. Let me go upstream and take a leak.

# posted by

Simple American : 2:23 AM

why ur adventure posts only one part stop liao?! aiyooooo..

# posted by

Ehon : 6:17 AM

beer, wine and whiskey all mixed together... drink from the river sure jia lak jia lak!

Amen... god bless them!

# posted by

chartao : 8:55 AM

if that hapen in here *finger pointing down*

sure all malays become vegetarians laio.....

no more laya korban

# posted by

pisang goreng 115,NF : 9:02 AM

ewwwwww! i don't quite fancy beer, wine and whisky mixed with faeces, urine, insects carcass and what-have-you! can get drunk from mere inhalation or not?

# posted by

me : 9:46 AM

Gosh! I suppose the whole church got drunk after that! Have a nice day & enjoy ur hornyday!

# posted by

Horny Ang Moh : 10:50 AM

.... and Indah water had to build another water plant near the river.

# posted by

Helen : 1:40 PM

They gather at the river for two reasons:
1. to witness the pouring ceremony.
2. to catch drunk fish.

# posted by

khengsiong : 2:45 PM

Y U M S E N G ! !

# posted by

may : 6:43 PM

after the service, they broke out in song.. "By the rivers of babylon, there we sat down.."

# posted by

mistipurple : 6:30 AM

My dearest Angel...Mm hou siew meh? You loosing your sense of humour ah?
Ok, ok...scottish adventure coming soon.

Wenn...It means gather at the river to drink lor...duh....

Simple Yank....while you're at it, might as well take a dump too. LOL

Ehon....already posted 2 parts lah. Ok, ok..I got to cut down on jokes liao.
Looks like not many ppl appreciate it. *grin*

Leonard...The river offers minerals in abundance! Drink from river where jialat?
You guys also get your water from Johor rivers wat. Summore I always piss in there. LOL

Pisang goreng....what do you mean ah? I catch no ball leh.

Lenglui....for your case, we'll have a special concoction for you....glue or petrol for inhalation.
If that fail, my fart is next in line! LOL

Horny Orang Utan...I think the pastor curi curi hoard away some moonshine somewhere lah.
He talk only.

Helen...We can baptize your church members there! LOL

Khengsiong....don't forget the drunken prawns. That's where they originate from.

May...*hic* when are you coming over to my table to yumseng with me ah?
I wait til neck long long liao.

Misty...or they could be singing "Michael row the boat ashore".

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 1:39 PM

Drink! Strip! Mass orgy!!!

# posted by

eastcoastlife : 11:45 AM

LOL. Fascinating commentary. Mildly blasphemous, but hilarious nevertheless. Its Scotch whisky but Irish Whiskey. One with the "e" the other without. It depends if you're catholic or protestant. ;)

# posted by

The Malaysian Life : 1:46 PM

ECL.....and you are invited!!! Yay!! Guest of honour!!!

Malaysian life...Blasphemous ah? It's ok lah. The christians are MORE tolerant and certainly they certainly have a great sense of humour.
Gosh! I never realize the difference in the 2 whiskies, now that you mention it. Ok, what about American whiskies? jack Daniels etc?

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 11:29 PM

Hey sorry long time no visit! *So shameful of me* I got new blog and I linked you already! Link me ya at www.naturallynesh.com?? I'm still using the myfairy-tale.blogdrive.com one so don't delete that. Thanks!!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:29 AM

Oh yah...funny post! Hehehe!

# posted by

Anonymous : 1:30 AM

agree with Angel..em ho siew one...blek!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:21 PM

Haven't dropped by for quite sometime. Have you heard of the preacher browsing through his sermon notes and talking about things in the Book of GENESIS, about Adam and Eve...when suddenly he stopped, exclaiming, "Oops! A leaf is missing!!"?

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:24 AM

and you'll be the first one there!

*agrees with angel and amah* :D

# posted by

King's wife : 8:41 PM

hey, keep some whiskey for me!!!

# posted by

W_W_H : 1:11 PM

Nastasshea!!! Good to see you again, sweetie! Ok, ok! I'll come visit while I'm free.

Amah...aisay..I know lah. Religious jokes don't turn you on wan. Ok ok, I'll post more of your humsap jokes. LOL

STP....welcome!! Long time no see! Where have you been?? *worship*
Hahhahaha!!! You never fail to make me laugh!!
If Adam is missing a leaf, I hope he don't go grab a poison ivy to replace that fig. LOL

KW...Come let's go soak in that river of life. *hic*
Ya ya...I'll stop posting jokes liao lah like that. :(

Tarpliu-tarpliu Ho...So, you're a whiskey man eh? We got something in common.
What about the other 2 'essentials' of life?? Psssst! neh....women and song leh? LOL

# posted by

Cocka Doodle : 2:17 AM

A gink begins scathing his perceptiveness teeth the initially without surcease he bites off more than he can chew.

# posted by

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