Monday, August 20, 2007

 

Monday cheers....Grandpa On The Porch


A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

"Grandpa, what are you doing?


Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.


The old man looked off in the distance without answering.


"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below
the waist?" he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,


"Well... last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a
stiff neck.

This is your grandma's idea."

Comments:
Do remember Grandma's advice when you're old & dysfunctional like Grandpa one day. :P
 
or.. are u the old man?
 
my dear cock...a... oh no... i better jump (ship) now...
 
i noe its ur sexperience!!!
 
COCKAAAAAAAA! go put on your pants now!! it's embarassing how your LITTLE weenie is sticking out liddat!
 
Jemima...When I'm old and gray, I'll probably leave it out in the wind to get a blowjob. Kakkakakakak!!

Ehon....not yet. Unker here very young still. Want to recommend me your sister anot?

my dearest angel...You jump, I jump! But don't worry. With boobs like yours, many would die standing! kakakaka.
They'll have difficulties closing the coffin lid.

Ah Nel...I thought you are the grandpa? you always tell ppl you are old wat?

Lenglui Grandma....ok, ok. Whatever you say, dear!
Oh..by the way, put on your bra and don't frighten our grandchildren, will ya? LOL
 
True or not? Exposing to winds will get stiff 'bro'? Oh Maybe my 'bro' naughty wan never listen to my order so maybe I better exposing him to air-con cool wind see will get stiff or no?
 
Poor weenie...!

Wakakaka!!
 
so did grandma had an orgasm that night?
 
walao.. itu grandma manyak pandai :D
 
you got try also anot? :P
 
donno wat to add. *just sit in corner read comments*
 
wakakakakakakkaa
this is hilarious!!
 
Wakakakakaka! Classic joke!
 
Horny...that one as they say, old lady's tale lah. But if you are still curious, by all means try it!
It's a free country, yeah! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Plink....Why poor weenie? Cold until turn blue liao ah?

Wuch...I think she did....using grandpa's walking stick instead.
Muahahahaha!!!

Chen...Grandma is very creative hor? Save on viagra! Maybe grandpa can tell her to hang upsidedown to defy the force of gravity. LOL

May...You think I'm writing my kisah benar story here izit? LOL
But I duno bout my grandpa though. LOL

Barney...Hahahahha!! talk dirty to me misty! yeah yeah!!!

yenchiew....don't fall off the rocking chair hor? Laugh so hard.

Kenny...eh! seems like we are spending more time in facebook than blogs now. Hahahahha!! Damn 9 addictive!
 
Some young gal should blow on the weenie, guaranteed to go stiff. hmmmm.... maybe some butter to oil it for a smoother performance!? kekeke....
 
woah.. if this works, vigra and others will drop sales liao!
 
ECL...young girls where got experience? They need to practice more on the corn. LOL
We need experienced aunties to breathe the life back to the fallen.

Leonard....hell, if this works, there 'll be a lot of ah peks perching on the window ledge of your HDB flats without their pants on liao! Hahahahahahhaha!!!
 
wuahhhhhh, lidat i also wanna try!!! muahahahaaaaaaaa!!!
 
World Wide Ho...your kukujiao put out in the wind for what? Get blow job isit? Muahahahaha!!
 
Hahahaha... nice one!!! But do tell Grandpa that the birds might think that his weenie is a big 'caterpillar' for their breakfast and grandpa ends up with nothing stiff for grandma.
 
I bet your wife sends you out to sit in the cold every day...

Kesian Kokokai.
 
Choonie...then I'm afraid grandma might ask him to stick out his tongue! Muahahahaa!!!

Ziraffa's mama...No wor. She makes me sit in the icebox to cool me down. LOL
I bet you make tai siew pump it up withthat balloon pump, right?
 
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