Sunday, October 28, 2007

 

Weekend Cheers....

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.


Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.


The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.


The little boy says, "Dark in here."


The man says, "Yes, it is."


Boy - "I have a football."


Man - "That's nice."


Boy - "Want to buy it?"


Man - "No, thanks."


Boy - "My dad's outside."


Man - "OK, how much?"


Boy - "$750"



In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.


Boy - "Dark in here."


Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have football boots."


The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"


Boy - "$2250"



Man - "Sold."


A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy,

"Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.


The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."


The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"


Boy -"$3000"


The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.


The boy says, "Dark in here."


The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again. You're in my cupboard now."


Comments:
LOLOLOL!!!! I didn't know you were a priest as well!
 
alleluia
 
kekekeke. i saw this in the email. :P i wonder what the priest sold to the kid. :P
 
wakakakakaka!!! so how is the boy going to ask for this time???
 
knew where it's going to after the the mentioning of the church... hahah!
 
hahaha..... a very enterprising boy. Wonder if my son is better? hehe...
 
Wah! Ha! Ha!Ha! Sooooo funny! Any more funny post!

Have a nice day!
 
okie..this is funny!
 
LB....Come my son, let me cast the devil from you. Muahahahaha!!

Clement....You've been hiding in the cupboard as well huh? LOL

Ehon...The priest recruited him as a altar boy! LOL

Tarpliew tarpliew Ho....The kid would probably ask for forgiveness for over charging the priest! Hahaaha!!

Zewt...Hahahha! But then again, you know I like poking fun at the pope, priest, pastor, rabbi etc.

ECL... your son is definitely better lah. He'd strike a long term contract with the priest, I bet! Muahahahaa!!!

Horny Orang Utan....Got! I got a post on orang utan also. LOL

Leonard....didn't her you laugh also. Farnee meh??
 
sinful priest!
 
AMEN........
 
Someone is going to hell. :P
 
Wuch...that's why we still have the Pope. ;p

Dreamie....hmmm, I always wonder why we don't end prayers with A-WOMEN

Simple Yank....Hahaha! and it ain't gonna be me. LOL
 
The boy then says, "My dad is just right outside."
 
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