Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Shake, Rattle , Roll......

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Ladies! Have your vibrators been running out of batteries or died on you when you were just a breath away from that ceiling-hitting orgasm?


Or in extreme cases, melted from the heat from all that friction when you forgot to lube it?




Or are you one of those who has a ‘train tunnel’ that no vibrators on the shelf seems to accomodate a locomotive?







Well sigh no more! Introducing a whole new way to ‘get it off’ while your husbands are at work or your boyfriends are away!

Yes, desperate housewives! Your very own washing machine might just be the answer.

Get on top, straddle it, switch it to ‘spin’ mode and away we go! It’s as simple as that. For maximum effect, throw in a teddy bear for that rough knocks and tumble feeling. Ask her for a well documented instruction manual on the 'tried and tested' 101 ways! LOL!

Oh by the way, you can also do your laundry while you’re at it. Laundry chores has never been this fun!

Yes! We have not forgotten those hardcore seasoned cases looking for gigantic industrial applications. Please feel free to contact her. Muahahahahaa!!!!



*Another community message brought to you by Hitachi, Zanussi, Shakeapussy


Comments:
eh?
no wonder linpeh didnt show his olin product....

you stole his protype. . . . . .

nice .. keep it up.
LOLs
 
Train tunnel?? Hahahahaha!!!

U think amah will give discount ah? Kakaka... but choy... I need meh???? :p
 
eh that household machine sure no kick one la...wait till i take a picture of this machine i have,,,vibration terrrerrrr one!!
 
i only dare to open your page when i get home.
 
Just thought I should note that guys should not try this. You know when the laundry machine and dryer is going. The space in between is not a safe place. Spend a dime on a dolly. Trust me. I kn..., er, have heard this is not safe.
 
i love the songs, ha ha, how about the good ol days where they use own hand?
 
HHAHAHAHA!! Eh, got money back guarantee one ar?
 
hehehehe...she's gonna kill you!
 
took you one whole week to come up with that only ah?? how long did u hv to stare at my blog to come up with that inspiration? or maybe u have fantasised abt the scene the moment u saw the washing machine photo hor? naughty naughty *wagging finger*

spin cycles oso don't last forever and can stop at the most inappropriate time, u know. btw, there are 102 ways.
 
btw, wuching, i won't kill him. i quite fancy having kfc for dinner tonight. what do you think? fried or roasted?
 
hahaha! but then hor, my washing machine is hidden in a cupbard wan, kenot straddle... :P
 
This one not so keng, try the concrete vibrator la like I posted before, that one la power... kekeke
 
haha.. with bluetooth sumore..
 
omg i din notice it has bluetooth if sengkor din mention it. lol!
 
Nothing for desperate househusbands ar?
 
Pisang Goreng...What I stole his prototype? His products are al big big bulky ones.
Mine has got more canggih technology. ..USB port, Bluetooth etc LOL.

Angel....Yes yes! you definitely need one. LOL
Just like LB needs the Real Doll, you need a 'Real Washing Machine' that can vibrate and drown out your moans. LOL

Amah....LOL! The expert is here! Quick send me that picture of that laundrette super duper washing machine.
Psst! Have you tried riding on one ah?

Barney's cuzz.....don't bluff lah. When you got home, first thing you did was climb on top your washing machine liao I know for sure. Muahahaha!!!

Simple Yank...let me guess, this is one of those bizzare sex you had while in the army. Hahahaha!!

Clement....glad you like the song. Not many ppl appreciate it these days I guess....gauging from the comments here.
Maybe I should stop posting humsap songs, what do you think?
Why use hands when these gadgets can twirl, vibrate at variable speed etc?

Ehon....What money back guarantee?
They shove 'em up their pussies already summore you want to offer refund on failed dildos ah? Summore if gays bought them ,you know where they've been , right?
You definitely cannot become dildo salesman lah. Hahahahhahaa!!!

Wuch.....she very sayang me wan. Don't worry.

Lenglui....You think I'm so free like you silai sik pao tang see or isit? Hahhaa!! Now got licking lolipop picture that really turns me on. Slurp!
Spin cycle although cannot last forever, but you can turn the knob back to 'spin' over and over again, right?
Huh? 102 ways? No! That pouring Softlan all over your body don't count wan. MUahahaha!

May...Hidden in the cupboard ah? Time to saw that cupboard up and ride away!
Hi ho....Silver!!!!
 
Kenny....Concrete vibrator huh? You think pussies are as hard as concrete ah?
Try them on camels lah! LOL They'll sure to follow you home. Hahahaha!!

Sengjai....Pssst! You want to buy anot? Unker give you special discount. Trade in your washing machine!

Kyh...if you look properly it also says that it runs on Windows Vista! LOL

Khengsiong....got! That post coming soon. I'll introduce you all the mama-san of Robin chicken house! LOL
 
Where can buy??? He! He! Have a nice day!
 
OK, ds one iWann
 
I still prefer my fingers.
 
Horny Orangutan...Buy what? washing machine or vibrator for your girlfren? LOL

Samm....wait til laundryamah post the industrial version type.
That one fits you better! LOL

ECL...Why? Hubby one kenot use already meh? LOL
 
dnmchnmfl :P
 
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