Monday, November 19, 2007

 

LB's EFNTD's Tag

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Unker LB tagged 9 me on this weeks ago, but sorry I had to take my time because hou 9 busy these days. Anyway, here goes...

1. Name one person who made you laugh last night?
Ans: Nutzri….after watching him and Kailee being featured on the Al-Jazeera interview.
How the fark did he become a minister really baffles me. Geez!

2. What were you doing at 0800?
Ans: Having a date with Jao Kung, the deity of sleeps.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Ans: Searching for a video for Laundry Ah Jai’s sex education. Finally found it. Come
Kieran…unker teach you the ‘birds & the bees’.


4. What happened to you in 2006?
Ans: Met some nice and not-so-nice bloggers

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Ans:
“Fark lah! Your signal lights for farking decoration is it?” …Yelling at a motorist.

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Ans: 'Beverage' means beavers of all ages ah? Oooh! I love to have as many as possible, but the tagger can help himself to the stale ones. Hahaha!

7. What colour is your hairbrush?
Ans: Black…wait! It used to be orange but I’ve not washed it for some time liao. *grin*

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Ans: Services of Ah Kiew jie. See answer 9

9. Where were you last night?
Ans: Rumah Reflexology and Urut Kiew-Kiew

10. What colour is your front door?
Ans: Brown….wait! got black footprints also.

11. Where do you keep your change?
Ans: Ah Kiew jie no give me back my change. She said for her tips wor.

12. What’s the weather like today?
Ans: Ask those tall people lah. At least they’ll know it’s raining before I do.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavour?
Ans: Give me yam flavour anytime!

14. What excites you?
Ans: Toe sucking... See? I’m easily excitable.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Ans: Last night by Mr Rajoo, the neighbourhood barber. He also trimmed my nose hair & moustache.

16. Are you over the age of 25?
Ans: Physically, yes. At heart, no.

17. Do you talk a lot?
Ans: No, especially when I got a boob in my mouth. MUahahahaah!!

18. Do you watch the O.C.?
Ans: Watch people Orr C? Where? China’s public toilets huh? Like this one?


19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
Ans: Yes! Yes! And a very good looking one too!

20. Do you make up your own words?
Ans: Fuckelicious (Fucking Delicious)

21. Are you a jealous person?
Ans: Niasing! What kind of question is this? People tackle your girlfriend or your wife, see you jealous anot?

22. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘A’.
Ah Pek

23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter ‘K’.
Kaypo Lenglui. But dunno if she still considers me a ‘friend’ or not after exposing her exploits with her washing machine. LOL

24. Who’s the first person on your received call list?
Ans: 1800-PHONE-SEX

25. What does the last text message you received say?
Ans: It said, “ON THE ROAD LA!!!”.
OMG! This auntie can drive and text messages at the same time. LOL

26. Do you chew on your straw?
Ans: You think I’m a cud chewer ah? Tiu!

27. Do you have curly hair?
Ans: No, that's not mine. *spits out hair*

28. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Ans: Veron asked if I like to go to Siem Reap. Hmm…not scandalous meh, 2 of us go? Or was it 20 of us you said? Hahahahaha!!

29. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
Ans: My vote is Nutzri. Hahahahaha!!!!

30. What was the last thing you ate?
Ans: *spits out hair summore*

31. Will you get married in the future?
Ans: Why keep a cow when milk is readily available from the supermarket?

32. What’s the best movie you’ve seen in the past 2 weeks?
Ans: Days Of Glory/Indigenes.

33. Is there anyone you like right now?
Ans: Got! Neh…that sweet young thing Susie I met in Tsim Sah Tsui ;p

34. When was the last time you did the dishes?
Ans: Last night, when I forgot to chain her to the sink and she made a dash for the door.

35. Are you currently depressed?
Ans: Yeah lah..I’m currently ‘depressing’ boobs. Depress means not pressing, right? Right?

36. Did you cry today?
Ans: No lah. You think I’m like those Bolehland politicians ah? Always crying for public sympathies…tiu!

37. Why did you answer and post this?
Ans: Because I eat full, nothing to do!..and must give face to LB.

38. Tag 5 people who would do this survey.
Yeah, Allow me to tag 5 of the overcrowded Bolehland Cabinet.
1. Bodo-wee
2. his power hungry son in law: kai-lee
3. the stooge, Nutzri
4. The nincompoop: Hisap-mudin
5. The man and his bankrupt ideas: OKT


Comments:
so syiok, still zzz at 8 am

your video clip damn keng
especially the ending part
kakkakkakaka

and the answer to #38 is the best
LOLOLOLOL
 
LOL If you're a Biology teacher, I bet your class will enjoy that video & all your lessons on reproduction. :p

Psst!!! You got new gf??? Last one you told me is hairless.. you said she waxed them all, remember? :p
 
give face? must give Lubang also! hahaha!

make sure you don't drop your phone into the other Lubang...
 
Too many lubangs on the road, can ruin clutch..

Luckily May didn't say give head..
 
U really damn kau funny la Unker Cocka.. I think must gip U more this kind of tags to do lor.. Can't stop laughing reading it all... Errr not really good for my BB tho... But wat the heck it made me laugh.
 
No video liao geh?

No, no nid u to give me practical lessons too :P

Jemima, those hair must hv belonged to Ah Kiew Jiejie wan...
 
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Unker Cocka, why u never run for erection? I sure vote for u one!! LOL!!

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Ans: “Fark lah! Your signal lights for farking decoration is it?” …Yelling at a motorist.

You telling to yourself or the motorist?
 
ai? the steven i know damn chee ko pek and one kind one woh. u think it's the same person we know?

we still good friends, as long as you don't expose what i do with the vacuum cleaner and the toaster. *wink*
 
8 o'clock oredi sleep kah? So kesian lah u! No sexcitement in ur life!!! Eee...u got fetish for toes kah? Come, try mine! Big fat one...and I so fat, can't bend down to clean and wash and don't talk to me about cutting my toe nails!!! How to reach???
 
cocka,
Did you see me at 0800? I don't remember le...
 
olang tua!!!

when wana go drink???
 
Lokter...Ending part is what ah? My interpretation is that he gives her a 'facial' with all that flash, flash flash ah? (squirt, squirt, squirt)

Jemima... Can't remember the last g/f liao. Geez...getting a little forgetful liao.
Wait a sec! Which one? They were all bald! LOL

May...Give who lubang? LB ah? He give me his lah! LOL
Yeah yeah, I must remember not to drop my big big Atur phone in his lubang oh! LOL

LB... May not didn't say. She could not say it with her mouth already full! Muahahahaha!!

Wenn...Aiyoh! Please lah! No more tag for me until next year lah.
This one damn 9 chiong hei so 9 many questions wan.
Hows the BB by the way? Are you gonna name him Steven if it's a boy?

Angel...What no video liao? You been seeing it too many times til you used up the bandwidth say so lah, you humsap! Hahahahaha!!!
No, those hair not Kiew-kiew's. *chokes on hairball*

Ehon...If I run the country, I sure legalize fuck shops in order to reduce rape cases.
I will also instruct Proton not to include signal lights on all their vehicles because Malaysians don't use them anyway!
 
Lenglui....Definitely not the same person we are talking about.
The one I know looks a little Brad Pitt, Richard Gere and Johnny Depp rolled into one. LOL
Not chee kor pek wan!
I think I can imagine what you can do with the vacuum cleaner lah. But the toaster??? *Pengsan*
Is it the conventional 'pop up' type or the fold-over sandwich maker? LOL

Suitapui...8 am still not yet wake up lah. Thats why its written as 0800 hrs instead of 2000 hrs. LOL
Oi! My fetish is others sucking on my toes lah. You wanna try anot? Got toe jam wan! Hahahahaha!!

Khengsiong....Your name jaokung ah? But I think you look more like shuen mm hung, wor! Hahahahahhaha!!!

Anon aka olang muda....Come! anytime also can. You belanja ah.
 
wakakakakaaaaa!!!
i like the no.18...
wakakakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
 
Aiyo, me "lau lang" u must say 8 am or 8 pm lah??? Hah! 8 am masih tidur kah??? Wat were u doing all nite? (Just ask syiok sendiri saja lah!!! I'm sure everybody knows..."thau liak kay"-steal chickens, ie! Nama oredi CockaDoodle wat!!!) As for ur toes, u sell to dim sum seller lah!!! Lots of people like!!! Suck, suck, suck...till bits of bone left! Eeee...I'm not into cocka toes!!!
 
*rolling on floor laughin out loud*
 
tht steven i know is fat and short and ugly. and i m pretty sure we are talking abt the same steven here..
 
u r really so the mo liu lor! *goin to file restraining order to protect kieran from u leow*

LOL!
 
pak cham kai i lup you. i got creamy cheesed toes. come come..
 
hahahaa just now then can see video. yesterday can't load.
now pengsan.
 
hehe.... I'm sure Misti's creamy cheesed toes would keep you satisfied for a while. Eat full hor.
 
Hey, Seng-Ti!!! U talking about me kah??? I fat, but not short lah...and so sui, where got ugly??? And my name is not Steven!!!

And Cocka so busy doing wat leh??? Almost 1 week oredi, no new post. Hatch eggs...oso the chicken come out oredi!!!
 
heheheh.. since I haven't tag u for ages, hence I have to tag u once before 2007 ends :P
 
Ha! Ha! Ha! Doing tag also funny wan! Have a nice day!
 
oi the video cari la human punya...camera flash for wat?
 
Do you think they will answer the meme for you? :P
 
Tarpliu-tarpliu Ho....You pin tai wan. See ppl or see also shiok!

Suitapui....You want to know what I do all nite ah? Pls go get a webcam. I hook you up for the nite. *wink*
But then please don't get heart attack from all that excitement wor. LOL
Chicken feet not nice to eat meh? You don't know what you've been missing lah. Its soft , tender, juicy....and nicely flavored from all those chicken shit it stepped on! LOL

Hijackqueen....Welcome! Your nick gives me the shudder, especially now in Bolehland plenty of car hijacking etc!

Sengjai...Ah! Did I sense a tinge of jealousy here?? Its ok lah, thats always the case when they are better looking than you. Muahahaha!!

Amah....I'm gonna fight your restraining order and seek custody of Kieran liao.
Waah! sounds like a divorced couple court battle! Hahahahahha!!!

Misti...I larp you too! My creamy cheesed toes got more flavored than yours wan. Want to suck mine? LOL
 
Misty....are you sure you've been watching the correct video? ...or the one by John Holmes?? LOL ! That wan kena sure pengsan!

ECL....I also want yours....especially after so many weeks in the cast! Muahaahaha!!

Suitapui...Why sengti eat sleep walk also thinking of you geh?
Mmm tung you and him???????........*suspense music in the background*
Aiyah..1 week no post becoz very busy mah these days. You retired already very free is it?
Go take another course lah...like "How to choose a nursing home with SYTs for your own retirement" Muahahahaha!! You sure to 'go' with a smile on your face wan! maybe an erection if you are lucky! Hahahaha!!

Chen....yao waan mutt yeh ah? Another tag? Tim gai???

Horny orangtan....My tags all also horny wan. LOL

Sasha....human wan you act I film, can? LOL

Simple Yank....Those dumbasses would probably find it too tough! Hahahaha!!
 
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