Nothing to Crow About

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You were an angel sent from above...
You’ve touched the lives of those around you and delighted them with your wit & infectious laughter...

You were always generous with your hugs and kisses...
You brought so much joy to your parents and those who know you all these 6 years...
You were an inspiration to them who tended to you because you responded to treatment...

Why didn’t you fight on?

You filled our hearts with unspeakable sorrow, anguish and a deep sense of loss that day...
We were angry at those who said that you will heal; at those who assured us over and over again that your chances are good.

Why did you give up?

But if that is your choice, go on Lil’ Sophie…. go to grandma
She’ll take good care of you for now

Goodbye Lil' Sophie...
Unker Cocka & your parents will miss you very much.

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Cocka : Amah, where are you waiting?
Amah: I’m waiting beside the Assunta school.

Cocka: Are you the one dressed up like a naughty little school girl? *drools*

Amah: Lei jau siong la!!!

We proceeded to a residential house for our sumptuous dinner…

We bloggers are so 9 femes that even ah por wants to snap our pics with her kick-ass camera!

Dinner started without her, as she was still trying to prove that by driving against the flow of traffic would be faster…

Hello! Only Winnie can do that, ok!

The two lovebirds whacked all the carrots on the poon choy…

Why? Got scientific proof that carrots possess aphrodisiac properties meh?
Hmmm…maybe hor! Like the saying goes; “Breed like rabbits” or was it “Bang like rabbits”? Hahaha!! No lah, Just kidding! His face got so many pimples is proof enough that he didnt release wan. ROTFLMAO!!!

Amah went on to entertain us with her apoh story….

And her phone rang with hiao-hiao melody….

We were hoping that she’ll pull a couple of Rose Chan’s gyrating moves, but unfortunately…

She finally arrived, worn and haggard…fuming and cussing all the way to the toilet where she spent another 20 minutes pee-ing.

After dinner we adjourned to Damansara Utama for coffee…but for some reasons Amah got damn blur and went to the outlet in section 14 instead. Hahahha!

Angeles finally saved enough stickers to claim 75% of her diary while yours truly owns 25%....(as with everything else on her.)

More jokes and history lessons from her…
Nope, Christopher Columbus did NOT discover America! *Gasp* Amah has the details.

She also told us how bananas got their names… Kakakakakaka!!!

Verdict on the evening:
Cocka: "So did you have a good time or what?"

Ehon: “You KL bloggers damn happening lah. Ya really enjoyed myself. Pssst! Kuching bloggers hor, damn boring wan”

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Ah Nel...thanks for the 'Miss A Bit' YouTube video....it couldn't have come at a more appropriate time.



MCH! KNN! Tim kai??? tim kai ah????? *tearing hair*

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Kata-kata aluan dari Pengarah Lin-Cocka-Wingz University of fine Yamade.

Ladies & gentlemen,

Once again, I’m proud to announce that our university of fine yamade recognizes the rapid growth in the world of vulgar communication increases the ‘bonds of brotherhood’, eliminating international conflicts and enhances human relations through the art of fine ‘tiu-ing’. No matter how terror one's talents are in a given field, the inability to ‘tiu’ properly & effectively will jeopardise one’s chances of building relationships especially with the Hongkies or canto speaking community. Realising the importance of vulgar communication as an essential component of individual success, this programme prepares students to meet the challenges of day-to-day ability to ‘tiu here, tiu there’ without reservations.

Professional ‘tiu-ing’ communication is also designed to enhance communication skills and techniques in preparation for employment in hawker centres, Petaling Street vendors, pasar malams, wet markets, construction sites or even preparation for further education in the field of profanities. The programme provides students with theoretical as well as practical knowledge of professional communication.

Entry requirements

• Must be able to speak Cantonese
• Priorities given to Ah Bengs & Ah Lians with spiky ‘dragonball’ hairstyle or blonde hair with contrasting black eyebrows with terror names like Apple Kok, Fish Leong, Rolex Tan, Dion Wong, Rain Tee or any other unpronounceable fanciful names.
• Ability to regurgitate phlegm disgusting loud and spit more than 5 ft away would be an added advantage.

I now present to you our visiting lecturer….Professor Danny Wong.

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It was certainly great to see so many good entries and I must say that it was quite a task to pick out the winning entry.

But, there can only be one winner, (unless he/she wants to invite you to lunch) and it shall goes to the entry that made me laugh the most.

Ladies, Gentlemen, humsap participants and readers, may I announce the winner of this contest goes to Suitapui!!!!

Yes, the judges that include representatives from the health ministry has unanimously voted your entry the best!

(Note to other readers: Looks like he won't be inviting anyone else to lunch with him coz he alone can whack 2 portions wan. They don't call him tuapui for nothing! LOL)

Suitapui, please send your forwarding address to doodle.cocka@gmail.com so that I can mail the voucher to you. Congratulations and well done!

To those of you who didn't win, thank you for taking part and do watch out for future competitions that I'll be hosting from time to time.

Cheers!

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....and here's a final word from our former health minister.... (click below)




Since Cocka is still in a festive mood, I thought why not hold a competition to gauge my readers' creativity?
Send in your funniest caption on the above picture and stand a chance to win a set lunch voucher for 2 persons at The Prego, Westin Kuala Lumpur.