Wednesday, January 09, 2008

 

Lucky Wednesday.

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....and here's a final word from our former health minister.... (click below)




Since Cocka is still in a festive mood, I thought why not hold a competition to gauge my readers' creativity?
Send in your funniest caption on the above picture and stand a chance to win a set lunch voucher for 2 persons at The Prego, Westin Kuala Lumpur.



Comments:
"Oh the corset ah? It's a produck from OLIN..."

ps: Aisay! His face so serious how to give funny caption woh??
 
He says... my erection was a failure but the blowjob was good. I couldn't asked for more!! Could he?
 
I may be 60 but I can still make a young girl scream for more. Top that!
 
man...why all these reporters put all the mics in front of me and ask me to do BJ's demo. Go to buy my DVD and learn that lar....
 
every lubang needs a batang
 
I should have poke at other place mah! Then I can still poke u with injection!!!
 
Why did i hire such a stupid housekeeper? she should have tried other hotels and not the same hotel everytime!

oh..u know the woman is her housekeeper kan? angeline yam.
 
i mean HIS housekeeper! typo!
 
Introducing our new Cocka-7inch viagra pills (C7i) from our Hard-Cocking Medical Research Dept that will make ur Batang looks and perform like KFC Triple XL Burger!.

Tested intensively by myself and my 'personal friend'. She said it was crunchy, juicy, hot and spicy.

Oh....did I mention it was Fingers Lickin' good too?

Try it out today at Hotel near you!
 
*sigh* liddis also kenot get those CNN buggers to come over ka..?
 
send wat? ha!

utel me la?
e mail tarak kasi
snail mail pun tarak kasi

how to send?
 
i tot u are going to post up his video...
 
60 years and still going strong!!!
 
I am the man who has a long batang that I found a babe who can give me a blow job in the hotel room 1301!
 
Dear Friends,

After this, I would write books and more DVDs. Hope you all continuing supporting. TQ
 
I'm only 60 what...and don't forget I'm a doctor! Nothing to crow about lah! All you VIPs (Very Impotent Persons)can come to my clinic! Satisfaction guaranteed!...Come early to avoid disappointment, and I mean, come to my clinic early, not that come early! That come early means got problem!!! Call now to make an appointment! (To himself: Now, I'll make a lot more than any minister in the cabinet!!! Very smart of me to use body stand-in in the dvd! LOL!)
 
This is not a caption.

I don't win you can also bring me for lunch at The Prego, right?

When is our chilli crab dinner happening?
 
"I am healthy and strong, that's why I am the Health Minister. And don't forget to use condoms, be safe.."

Cockor!! (OK? hepi now?? :D Or you prefer Dai Cockor..)

We oso just got a starwood card. Can use in kl or not ah?
 
aiya give this guy a break la..
 
"I'm screwed"
 
"Damn it, no more free supply of vitamin 'V' for me. I hate to lose this fantastic job. Damn you people!"

*Dr. C inner voice was screaming inside.
 
Angeles....Hahaha!! Good entry! That corset would also fit you nicely hor? *wink*

Ace1....Good one! I agree with you that she does give a fantastic blowjob.
I think she 'deep throated' him as well.

Wuch....Hahaha! I'm pretty sure her screams were fake.

LP....Hahaha! The reported should have put a 'bao yue chart' (coconut husk brush) and asked him to demonstrate his cunnilingus skills. Good entry!

Winn...Hahaa!! That slogan taken liao! Sorry ! disqualified!

Horny Orang Utan....Hahaha! Errr...I'm not sure if I understand that injection part.

Sasha....Hahahaa!! good entry! Really ar? that was Angeline Yam huh here name? Serious??

Zephyr....Welcome and thanks for taking part. Hahaha! You've got a great entry too, but I'm sure KFC would have been damn proud of your advert! Hahaha!

Sengjai....Haha!! He's not even on Al-Jazeera, let alone CNN. Maybe his kukujiao is still considered small by kwai loh standard. Good entry!
 
Pisang goreng....obviously you're too farking dumb to take part. ROTFLMAO!!!
Ok ok, I take it back. No hard feelings!

Zewt....you want unker to go to jail is it? No need to post it up. Someone already did. Have you been missing out on it? You could pick up a few tips for your matrimonial lessons.

Tarpliew tarpliew Ho....Waaah! You've been drinking too much Johnnie Walker liao! Hahaha!!

You're Choonie...Hahaha!! So direct meh? Would you have admitted if you're caught in the same boat? Good entry by the way!

Anon....Hahhaha!! And the title of his DVD would be "Kisah seorang Menteri Kesihatan Yang Melampau" ?
Thanks for taking part.

Suitapui.... WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!!
I think ours is by far the most hilarious!! I like that 'come early' part!

ECL....yes! yes!! crabs at Jumbo Clarke Quay!!
Emmm....how about next week??

Kat...Hahhaha! Are you sure he used condom? Personal friend-friend also need meh?
Your Starwood card is only valid for use in the desert states. Solli...Malaysia no accept!. LOL

Laundryamah....Did you mean give this guy a prick? Was that your entry? LOL

Ah Pek.....KAKAKAKAKAKA!! This is a good entry too, coz he was practically screwed by her.

Leyaw....Hahaahaa!!! For all you know Pfizer might hire him for their consultant.! Good entry!
 
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