Friday, January 18, 2008

 

Lin-Cocka-Wingz Farkkaoty of Communication

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Kata-kata aluan dari Pengarah Lin-Cocka-Wingz University of fine Yamade.

Ladies & gentlemen,

Once again, I’m proud to announce that our university of fine yamade recognizes the rapid growth in the world of vulgar communication increases the ‘bonds of brotherhood’, eliminating international conflicts and enhances human relations through the art of fine ‘tiu-ing’. No matter how terror one's talents are in a given field, the inability to ‘tiu’ properly & effectively will jeopardise one’s chances of building relationships especially with the Hongkies or canto speaking community. Realising the importance of vulgar communication as an essential component of individual success, this programme prepares students to meet the challenges of day-to-day ability to ‘tiu here, tiu there’ without reservations.

Professional ‘tiu-ing’ communication is also designed to enhance communication skills and techniques in preparation for employment in hawker centres, Petaling Street vendors, pasar malams, wet markets, construction sites or even preparation for further education in the field of profanities. The programme provides students with theoretical as well as practical knowledge of professional communication.

Entry requirements

I now present to you our visiting lecturer….Professor Danny Wong.


Comments:
Dang! I could only follow a few words!!! I am not fit to stand in your shadow..
 
Aiyoooo this one not good for my BB issit??? But good for Mummy!!
 
Wah!
*quickly shut down got students around*
 
quite funny, but not very well verse in Cantonese thus slowly slowly don't understand much of it...

anyway, thanks for sharing and hope the lecture could be of good use to you.
 
Aiyor...1st one I oredi disqualified! Cannot speak Cantonese!!! Anyone want to teach...I bring u lunch at Prego! Ha ha ha ha ha!!! But Foochow oso tak kalah lah when it comes to "tiu...", except that I think it's "sa..." and I can't speak Foochow either! Sigh!!! And btw, Cocka, have u heard this joke about BERNAMA???
 
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO!!! Keep up da good work!!!
 
Diu~~~~~~XD

Hope ur University business expand 'big-big'
 
LB...who are you kidding? Ipoh jai sure can cuss very well wan.

Wenn...I'm sure you it'll be good for venting. LOL

ECL...aiyah! expose your students to this lah. At least when they cuss, they do it the right way. LOL

Leonard...I give you hokkien translation want anot?

Suituapui....What's the joke bout Bernama? Tell me , tell me!!

Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...You want to enrol for this course anot? I give you concession rates.

Zephyr...Hahaha! You're learning quick!
Hurry up, I got 'mah lat lou gets piaomeis' promotion. Something like member gets member except you must get lengluis to join. LOL
 
sei lor like that, I don't know any leng luis, can introduce ah?
 
OK lah, I tell...Long ago, this Vietnam President Thieu (Forgot his full name) came to Malaysia...so he visited many places including our national news agency, BERNAMA. He was so impressed that when he went back, he immediately set up Vietnam's own national news agency. "Hey, wait!" he said, "We can't call ours Bernama! We need another name, Let's call it Thieunama!"
 
Zephyr...I'm beginning to suspect that you are not 'straight'.
Ok ..out with it!!! Come on!!! You prefer guys izit?? LOL

Suitapui...I've just forwarded your comment to the viet embassy.
Hahha! Their hit squad would like to have a word with you. LOL
 
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