Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Election Talk Cock...
Since election is round the corner, Cocka also kena election fever liao.
So this post, Cocka is gonna hentam one Toyol guy claiming that Selangor can be compared with Kiasuland in terms of development, economy & quality of life.
Really? Are those the only areas? Pegi dah! I can write a book on this you know?
Hello? Aren’t you forgetting about safety too? Kiasuland hardly hear of snatch thieves, car-hijackers, Mat Rempits which we seem to be churning out more rapidly than anywhere else. Crime rates have skyrocketed over the last 4 years!
Hello? People are still getting lost in KLIA. The farking signs are still very misleading.
Some international carriers are deliberately avoiding KL and landing in
Oi! Kiasuland’s 2 million foreign populations comprises of professionals and skilled labour lah.
Selangor mya foreigner populations are made up of mostly of illegal Indons, Banglas, Nepalis, How to compare?
Ours? Lunch time only 1-2 counters open and all tellers go for lunch. And you are talking about being a financial hub? Chettiars' hub also kenot lah.
Look, they even poke fun at our favourite karaoke song….
i really think you could also stand for election lei, why never join!
when comparing, we might be better, but still not good enough. you should know $$ buy people's heart!
My dear Angeles...If I run for erection, you would have to phui me to the bed also. Muahahahaha!!!!
Pisang...You shave which head?
Eh...Damn Aksi Party where can win 2/3? They fielded so many candidates meh? Don't forget the mullahs' party also.
Zewt....yep. Last year the Royal Institute of Naval Architects engaged them for the annual dinner performance.
They are quite funny! Pokes fun at all the politicians.
Wenn....Hahahha!! I wish I could lah, but these guys are pro. I only sing humsap songs.
Liucas mum...those goondus sekolah pondok wan.
Lenglui....oi! how come you've not registered? How can?? How can?? Revoke your citizenship and send you back to tiongkok baru tau!
You don't have to come to JB to vote for me lah. I stand in my constituency...DU.
LB...ya lor, that dumbo! summore said comparing apple with apple!
I forgot to mention Kiasuland taxi drivers are at least quite honest. Selangor mya are a bunch of vultures. And worse, the authorities are doing fark all about it!
According to Geneva-based Aiport Council International, KLIA is ranked #2 in terms of passenger-friendliness. #1 is Incheon International in S. Korea. Changi is #3.
Anyway, I do agree that Selangor lacks behind Singapore in many other aspects.
And I often complain that workers in developed countries such as France and Germany have lots of holidays. We in the 'developed state', i.e. Selangor, are not that lucky.
when are u running for politician, har uncle cocka?
You sure to go bald from tearing your hair from all the frustrations! LOL
Suituapui...You can sing meh? Ok set! Tell us when are you next in town.
I shall organize karaoke outing with Nyonya, Amah etc.
But first, I need to get Redbox to renovate their doors wider first! Muahahahahaha!!!
Tarpliew-tarpliew Ho...Vote for me for what? I'm not standing for election wat. Vote for BA lah.
May...I no need to vote for erections. I see you enough liao. *slurp!!!*
First thing I do, dismantle KLIA and move back to Subang!.
Oh yes, I shall let MAS dissolve also. LOL
Lokter Jekyll....That goondu minister of law who said that didn't get selected ah this year??? WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKA!!! Serve the asshole right.
He's the dumbest minister by far. No one come close!
Cheerfulday...Welcome to Cocka's blog. Don't say 5, I give you 20 also can! *Cocka removing shoes and socks*
Kopisoh....I sure know you got lost in KLIA lah. Your profile picture looked so goondu wat. Hahahahaha!!
Khengsiong...Aisey! You actually fell for that ah?
Whenever all these surveyors come around, they bodek them 9 9 to put in a good word lah. How can they beat Changi? Besides, this so-called Geneva-based surveying body could be some Malaysian owned mya. They could be using their own selection criteria that nobody lese in the world uses....just like valuing all the GLCs at par value!
Kenny Ng....cipet! why don't vote? I make sure they revoke your citizenship and send you on a slow boat to tiongkok.
Ah Nel...which one taste nicer? Rat meat ah?
Ehon...I can't be a politician. I'm not crooked enough. Muahahaha!!
STP... Cheh! Karaoke lounge you go for raba-raba the piaomeis only lah.
What? standing ovation? The last time you sang I heard you deliberately removed all the chairs from the room. Everyone got no choice but to stand! Hahahahahahhaha!!!
Mudpie....long time no see! I think he's living in Toyol land, and hs doctorate degree dunno from which sekolah pondok wan. LOL
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